The online joke "… a Sudanese red egg in the morning … and then what … and then what beer?"

1. Drink a glass of melamine milk in the morning, eat two sulfur-smoked steamed buns, sandwich a lean pork ham made in Henan, cut a Sudan red salted duck egg, and eat two pieces of bread made of puffed powder. At noon, buy a contraceptive fish, urea bean sprouts, puffed tomatoes, gypsum tofu, poisonous ginger, mala Tang and antidiarrheal drugs, and then buy some beef stew with puffed tomatoes from beef paste. Go back to the bean curd dregs engineering room and open a bottle. Smoke a high-mercury cigarette after dinner, go to the stall to buy a pirated novel, go back to the free speech network of pirated operating system for a while, and get into the black-hearted cotton quilt at night. Nuclear radiation is nothing ~!

2. Drink a glass of melamine-tainted milk in the morning, eat two sulfur-smoked steamed buns, cut a Sudan red salted duck egg with lean meat from Nanjiagen River, buy two pieces of bread made of puffed powder, a contraceptive fish, urea bean sprouts, swollen tomatoes, gypsum tofu, poisoned ginger, mala Tang and antidiarrheal drugs, buy some stewed beef with beef paste and swollen tomatoes, return to the bean curd residue engineering room, open a bottle of methanol blended wine, and eat one with whitening agent. Smoke a high-mercury cigarette after dinner and get into a black cotton bed at night. Day and night, if you are thirsty, you will have a glass of plasticizer drink, and if you are hungry, you will have some plasticizer milk powder and calcium tablets. The life of China people is so happy.

3. I drank a glass of melamine milk early in the morning, ate two "dyed steamed buns" and went to Foxconn to work hard with "sub-health". At noon, I ate a beef rice made of "beef sauce" and ordered a cold dish of "poisonous bean sprouts". After lunch, I worked hard and stayed up late at night. 1 1: 30. Everyone chipped in for a spicy hot pot of "gutter oil".