Xiao Ming, this little joke, get out

Lead: People who love to laugh are never too bad luck, so do you like to laugh? Here, I collected and sorted out small jokes. Get out! Let's see! Maybe I can hit your smile!

1, the teacher criticized Xiaoming: It was also taught by the teacher. Why do others study well and you study so badly?

Xiao Ming: You are a father, too. Why are you a woman and your brother a man?

Xiaoming was caught by the teacher playing truant.

Teacher:? What did you do?

Xiaoming:? Go to eat. ?

Teacher:? Just know to eat! ?

Xiaoming:? Teacher, my grades are not good and my health is not good. what can I do?

3. The teacher asked the students:? If one day. A robber stabbed me. What would you do?

Xiaoming:? I don't think he stabbed it. ?

The teacher said: What if you miss?

Xiaoming:? Then give him a bottle of pulse and be ready for a better state at any time. ?

Teacher:? What if you get stabbed?

Xiaoming:? Then give him a performance. Can't stop at all ~ ~?

4. Teacher: If you don't do it, who knows what it means?

Xiao Ming: On the surface, you never do anything ungrateful. In secret, you have two mistresses. .

Teacher:? roll

One day, Xiao Ming asked the teacher with a book. Teacher, why is the tongue as long as the foot?

The teacher was startled and asked quickly. Who told you that the tongue is as long as the foot?

Xiao Ming quickly said:? In the book. I read it from this book. You see, isn't the three-inch golden lotus a golden tongue?

Teacher. . .

6. Teacher: How do you explain Xiaoming's nine Niu Yi hairs?

Xiaoming: A drop in the bucket means bringing a cup of tea to work at ordinary times and escorting people by car when going out. The salary is right.

Teacher. . .

7. Xiao Ming: Teacher, I usually see women calling them sisters and old men calling them uncles, which makes me look young!

Teacher: Is that why you call me grandson?

8. teacher:? Xiao Ming, why didn't you do your summer homework?

Xiaoming:? Teacher, mine was torn by Xiaogang. ?

Teacher:? Xiao Gang, why did you tear up Xiaoming's summer homework?

Xiaogang:? Teacher, Xiaoming tore my summer homework. ?

Teacher:? This is a fucking agreement, right? Get out. . . ?

9. teacher:? Why do you boys like girls with big breasts? Xiao Ming, answer. ?

Xiaoming:? Because we have our own small ones! ?

Teacher:? Get out. . . ?

10, after a long class, Xiaoming staggered into the classroom. The teacher asked: Where have you been?

Xiao Ming calmly replied:? Go to the bathroom. ?

The teacher pointed to the sweat on Xiao Ming's head and asked? What was that?

Xiao Ming held back for a while and said, Teacher, I am constipated. I can't pull it out. ?

1 1. The history teacher finished Bao Gong's story and asked the students: What do you want to be when you grow up?

Everyone replied in succession:? Is it Gong?

When Xiaoming, who was not attentive in class, spoke, the teacher was very happy: Teacher, I want to be Bao Gong's boss. ?

Teacher:? Why?

Xiaoming:? There are so many contractors in the class that no one cares what happens! ?

Teacher:? That's a beautiful idea. Get out! ?

The teacher asked the students to hand in their homework. He raised his homework and asked, Did you hand it all in? There will be no fish leaking from the internet bar?

Xiaoming:? Teacher, will that fish trap itself?

The teacher is angry:? I'm not fishing for you, get out! ?

13. In the political class, the teacher talked about African children and asked: What will the students donate to them?

Xiao Ming stood up and said, donate all our teachers to them. They must be in urgent need of educational resources!

Teacher: You are very generous. Get out!

14, teacher:? Excuse me, Xiaoming? The teacher broke his heart for us and changed it into a passive sentence?

Xiaoming:? The teacher was heartbroken by us! ?

Teacher:? You get out of here. . . ?

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