Brother Shi jokes

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Guo: I came up to sing Allegro and wear military uniforms. Why?

Wang: Yes.

Guo: At present, he is a professional actor in the Military Art Troupe. I'm so happy to wear a military uniform for the first time. I ran backstage. Look at me, brother. Ah, I'm wearing a military uniform. Drink it! I am happy for him, too. Good thing! (Learn less to help master) I have good things to do. I have a girlfriend. I said you take it. I brought it the next day. It's beautiful. I am 1.7 meters tall and have long hair. It's beautiful. Come on, come on, you go first.

Wang: What do you mean, you go first!

Guo: You can move a stool for people to sit on.

Wang: You brought out the word "sit"!

Guo: Simple. Sit down. Congratulations, brother. Tell me in a few days, I have another happy event. What is this? I bought a house. Pay 120 thousand first and 3 thousand a month. I told him that I said the cost was too high. Pay back 3 thousand a month, you allegro singer, and your income is even more scattered.

Wang: We still need money. Let's leave now.

Guo: When can I earn enough 3,000? Tell me, my daughter-in-law can return it for me! Well, my father-in-law is rich, and I can't stop him. Besides, when I buy a car, I will pay back 80 thousand first and 2 thousand a month. Only five thousand dollars. I said, can you afford it? My daughter-in-law said she was still. All right! Happy for him. He is really good to his daughter-in-law. He performed late into the night and didn't knock at home after 12 for fear of waking his wife. Quietly opened the door and didn't even turn on the light. I was afraid of my daughter-in-law, so I turned on the light, closed the door, took off my clothes before going to bed, and threw this uniform aside. I was just about to go to bed when her daughter-in-law said, why don't you come back? I have a terrible headache. Do you have any medicine at home? There is no medicine. I went downstairs to buy it. Then put on all these clothes. The drugstore is across the street. As soon as I entered the drugstore, I said, buy me headache medicine, and put all kinds of medicines with more than 100 yuan in my pocket. The drug seller looked at him and wanted to know, "Don't you know Jing Li?" ? It's me. I heard that you joined the comrades-in-arms art troupe? Yes, I am an actor in the army now. Army actor, how to wear this kind of fire brigade clothes?

Wang: I can see that!

Guo: Right? I doubt myself when I look down. This color is different from mine. I was in a hurry. I came home and kicked the door open. At first glance, there are two people lying on the bed. This is his daughter-in-law, and here lies an unknown man. Tall, with wide palms, caring and quite strong. Jing Li was furious! (Still lingering) What's your name?

Wang: It's quite polite!

Guo: Who are you? Why are you doing this? I'll kill you while I'm away. Before the man could speak, his wife stared. You must be crazy! If you stare at others, who will pay for your car and your room? Jing Li's eyes turned green when he said this. He went up to the man and grabbed his clothes. Bang! Throw it directly in the man's face, put some on it, and don't catch a cold.

Wang: Fuck you! (return)