Jokes in the workplace, 100 words or so, the more the better, thank you!

Our manager is very busy, so he always speaks briefly and forcefully. One day, a colleague's computer was infected with a virus, so he reported to the manager, "My computer is poisoned. What should I do? " The manager said, "Then you committed suicide!" Colleague: "..." (sweating) was later interpreted as: killing the virus yourself.

Reasons for wanting to resign

1, every morning, open the closet and think about what to wear today-it's very tiring;

2. Every morning, I wonder what reason I can use not to go to the company today-this is very difficult;

3, sitting in a chair all day, the ass will get bigger and the abdomen will swell-this is very unsightly;

4, often have to say something that you can't convince yourself-this is immoral;

5. In the face of the pig's unreasonable decision, you have to refrain from laughing at him-this is unhealthy;

6. Absorbing computer radiation all day, you can't see green trees at all, and you can't breathe fresh air-this is against nature;

7. There are halls of high learning in the world that need my constant companionship, and there are male (female) friends in the world that need my caress. I can't accompany them after working for so long-this is against human nature;

8. Who does the so-called sense of accomplishment satisfy? I'm getting more and more uncertain. I've been thinking about this problem all day, thinking that my brain is about to explode-it's terrible;