Little jokes brain teasers

Little jokes and brain teasers

Little jokes turned into brain teasers can be used to play with children. Below I have compiled some little jokes and brain teasers for you.

A certain unit was surrounded for a long time with no ammunition or food. The air force finally arrived, but it only dropped a big stone and flew away. Why the answer: Let them die immediately. Soldiers Monument

I went to Mong Kok to watch a movie this afternoon. When I arrived in Mong Kok, I couldn’t see half of the people. Why? Answer: People don’t have half.

How to teach a crab to climb a mountain? Answer: Just ask him to go up sideways

The plane was flying in the sky and suddenly ran out of fuel. What fell first? Answer: the oil pressure gauge pointer

A mouse touched a pile of feces. I passed by but left three footprints. Why? (Note: not three feet)? Answer: Holding the nose with one foot

When did dad act like a child? Answer: In front of grandpa

Vixens are best at bewitching men, so what kind of "spirit" attracts both men and women? Answer: Alcohol

Why does a person become cold after death? Answer: A calm mind naturally cools

< p> Someone thinks that people who borrow books never return books, so they never lend books to others. What is the basis for his opinion? Answer: This is how his collection of books came from

Why does it only cost so much to buy a cow? 10,000 yuan, but buying three cows costs 50,000 yuan. Answer: Three cows are of course more expensive than one cow.

Why is a frog unable to swim in the water as well as a dog? Answer: Because it is prohibited in competitions. Breaststroke

Apipo’s English name is the answer: A-people

Xiao Ming has never been to the United States. If he wants to go to the United States, how much money should he spend at least? Answer: No need to just think about it It costs money

Why is it the least expensive to raise giraffes? Answer: Because their necks are long, a little bit of food has to go a long way to reach their stomachs.

Moving to Matsu Soldier A Ming applied to return to Taiwan on the grounds that his girlfriend was about to give birth, but why was he not approved? Answer: Because Ma Ming came to A Zu Yi for more than a year and never returned to Taiwan.

In the zoo, everyone The elephant has the longest trunk. Which one has the second longest trunk? Answer: Baby elephant

A fat man and a thin man jump off a building together. Who reaches the ground first? Answer: The crowd of onlookers

Which one In the competition, the winner does not get a prize, but the loser does get a prize. Answer: Boxing and drinking

Your father and your mother gave birth to a son. He is neither your brother nor your younger brother. Who is he? Answer: It's you.

Pangpang is a well-known diver, but one day, he stood on the platform but did not dare to jump. Why is this the answer: Because there is no water in the pool

Xiao Dai walked to the kitchen with a match in his hand. There is a gas stove and an alcohol lamp. If he wants to boil water, please ask: he should light it first What answer: Match

Xiao Wang is an excellent soldier. One day when he was on guard duty, he clearly saw an enemy approaching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye? Answer: He is aiming

Every couple has one absolute thing in common in life. What is the answer: getting married on the same day, same month, same year, and the same year?

Xiao Ming’s father can only be He was an official once, and only for a few days.

But because he became an official, he had to dig out his pocket every day. What kind of official was he? Answer: Bridegroom Officer

Why lightning is always faster than thunder Answer: Because Lei Gong said that ladies are preferred

If you get rabies, what is the first thing you should do? Answer: Make a list of enemies

What is the biggest difference between Superman and Batman? Answer: Batman wears his underwear, Superman wears it Wear underwear outside

Cosmetics can make a woman’s face beautiful, but who’s face will become very ugly? Answer: Men who pay money

Male *** In the car, two people were having a lively conversation, but the onlookers couldn't hear a word. Why is this? Answer: This is a pair of deaf-mute people.

Why do we need to treat guests to dinner and hold funerals when we get married? You also have to treat guests to dinner. Answer: The former announces that there is one more person in the family to eat, and the latter announces that there is one less person in the family to eat.

Why do soldiers call grenades iron eggs? Answer: If they meet, they will definitely die

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On a dark and windy night, Xiao Li met a ghost. Why was the ghost so frightened that he ran away? Answer: Because Xiao Li met a coward.

What is pig skin used for? Answer: For wrapping pork

Why did a junior high school girl fainted in the toilet after going to the legendary haunted toilet? Answer: He forgot that the toilet door has a pull, and he couldn't push it for a long time. Passed out

A truck driver knocked down a motorcyclist. The truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was fine. Why answer: The truck driver was walking;