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Who are the top ten politicians who are most afraid of their wives in the Tang Dynasty?

~ The following content is transferred from interesting history ~

One: Li Zhi, Tang Gaozong

Main story: Li Zhi, a native of Tang Gaozong, was the third emperor of the Tang Dynasty. Empress Wu Zetian was obedient, and most of the military affairs were controlled by Wu Zetian. The palace was also known as the "two saints", which established the image of being afraid of his wife, which was deeply rooted in the hearts of the people at that time and later generations.

Two: Tang Zhongzong Li Xian

Main story: Tang Zhongzong Li Xian, son of Emperor Li Zhi of Gaozong, was controlled by Queen Webster and his daughter Princess Anle during his reign, and finally died at their hands. Compared with his father, Tang Zhongzong Li Xian can be described as shine on you and better than Blue, which greatly promoted the popularity of Fear of Wife.

Three: Fang

Main deeds: Fang was the prime minister of Emperor Taizong. Although he is in power politically, he is very afraid of his wife, Mrs. Lu, at home. On one occasion, Emperor Taizong gave Fang two beauties, but Mrs. Lu repeatedly refused to take them.

Later, Emperor Taizong and Empress Shi came forward to do Lu's work together, telling her that it was in line with the regulations to be an official and marry a concubine, and that Fang was dying, and the emperor also hoped to give him some special treatment. Emperor Taizong even threatened to poison her with poisoned wine if she didn't agree, but she refused to return it and said, "I'd rather die of jealousy!" " Finally, Fang had to watch Taizong leave two beauties with him. As prime minister, Fang set an example for hundreds of officials. The story of his fear of his wife was widely circulated in the imperial court, setting a shining example for officials at all levels.

Fourth: Gui Ren.

Main deeds: Gui Ren and Emperor Taizong, ministers of the Ministry of War, have made outstanding achievements in the practice and theory of fearing wives. In fact, once Emperor Taizong gave him two beauties, but he had to give them up because of his wife's opposition. In theory, he put forward the famous wife's "three fears" theory with the great courage and courage of Jin Ge's iron horse galloping on the battlefield. He said: "My wife has three fears: when she first got married, she was as dignified as a bodhisattva. Is there anyone who is not afraid of bodhisattvas? After having children, she became a tigress and raised her children. Is there anyone who is not afraid of tigers? When people get old, their shriveled faces are wrinkled, just like pigeons and tea ghosts. Is there anyone who is not afraid of ghosts?

Because of these three things, I am afraid that my wife has nothing to make a fuss about! "Before Gui Ren, many people were afraid of their wives, but no one ever put forward the theory of being afraid of their wives. Gui Ren's wife's "three fears" theory filled the theoretical gap in time and provided a solid theoretical support for the comrades who are afraid of their wives all over the world. Einstein is famous for his theory of relativity, and Gui Ren will go down in history forever because of his wife's theory of "three fears".

Five: Ruan Song

Main deeds: Ruan Song, Emperor Taizong was then the order of Guiyang, and his wife was very jealous. Ruan Song once gave a banquet to entertain guests and invited several female slaves to sing for fun. I can't stand it anymore. With a knife and long hair, he ran to the dinner with bare arms, and the guests left in a hurry. Ruan Song was so scared that he lay under the bed.

Although Ruan Song's official position is humble, he is also afraid of his wife, setting an example for junior officials and ordinary people to learn from. Now there is a very popular joke that a husband is so afraid of his wife that he is too scared to get out from under the bed because of an argument with his wife. When his wife asked him to come out, he was "justified": "A man is a gentleman, and he won't go out unless he talks!" This may be a replica of Ruan Song's deeds.

Six: Yang Hongwu

Main deeds: Yang Hongwu and Tang Gaozong Shi Sirong are less than Long Wave (roughly equivalent to the Deputy Minister of National Defense), and their wife Webster is tough and obedient to him and must not disobey him. Once, Tang Gaozong asked him why someone had awarded him a position, and Hong Wu truthfully replied, "My wife is amazing. Yesterday, she asked me to give someone a position. If I don't listen, I'm afraid of future trouble. " After listening to this, Emperor Gaozong smiled: It turns out that there are others as excellent as me. At present, individual officials are cronyism, and they are in charge and their wives are behind. Tracing back to the source, Yang Hongwu also made meritorious service.

Seven: Pei Tan

Main deeds: Pei Tan, Tang Zhongzong was an ancient counselor, and his wife was jealous. Pei Tan is as timid in front of her as her stern father. Once, at a banquet in the palace, the artist sang "Echo Words": "It's good to go back to Bohr and be afraid of women. Only Pei is talking outside, but there is no Li Lao inside. " According to this word, in the palace, Li Xian was most afraid of his wife, and it was Emperor Zhongzong; Outside the palace, I am most afraid that my wife will say Pei, and the monarch and the minister are one mile away, which sets each other off and becomes an interest.

Eight: Pei Xun

Main story: Pei Xun, daughter of Princess Xu of Yuncheng, was very afraid of her wife. She once kept a concubine behind her back. When the princess knew it, she sent someone to arrest her, cut off her ears, nose and hair, and then stripped her face in public and stuck it on Xu's face.

Nine: Wang Duo

Main deeds: Wang Duo, the prime minister in the late Tang Dynasty, once led an army to resist Huang Chao. Suddenly, when he heard that his wife had left Beijing, he became nervous: "Huang Chao is going north, and his wife is going south. How can I be at peace? " Seeing that the chief executive was so unhappy, the aides joked: "It is better to surrender to Huang Chao." Visible in Wang Duo's mind, his wife is more terrible than Huang Chao, the all-powerful enemy.

Ten: Li Tingbi

Main story: Li Tingbi, a soldier from Zhou Shu, went to eat on a business trip and didn't come back for three nights. His wife flew into a rage and was told to kill him if she came back. When Tingbi heard this, she was so scared that she began to cry. She had to beg the secretariat to stay in the Buddhist temple to avoid being positive. Even so, I still miss my wife. I wrote a poem: "Acacia is even worse, and wine wakes the moon like a hook." Fear because of love, fear because of love, Li Tingbi, an official to the end, reveals the true meaning that many people are afraid of their wives with his own actions.

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