Funny and humorous short sentences for Moments

Funny short sentences to post on Moments

1. Your shortness is lifelong, but my fatness is temporary.

2. Looking at those people who are looking more and more off-kilter, I suddenly have endless longing for my future.

3. When I get angry, I want to buy something. Whenever I buy something, I have to spend money. Whenever I spend money, I get less money. When I get less money, I get angry...

4. Falling Now, get up and cry again...

5. The greatest revenge I can give you is to live a happier life than you.

6. Life is short, you must be sexy.

7. If it rains handsome men from the sky, then let the rain hit me to death!

8. You are calm because you are not afraid of death. I am calmer than you because I am not afraid. You die.

9. I am not a straw boat. Don’t blame me for your insults.

10. One day your name will appear in my household registration book!

11. People need face, trees need bark, and telephone poles need cement.

12. If no one protects me, I will be a weak girl. I can only teach myself to become a tomboy.

13. You think of others too complicatedly because you are not simple either.

14. Please don’t regard my tolerance of you as your shameless capital.

15. Some people are hurt whether they are said or not, and some people will leave whether they stay or not.

16. Don’t let others get you easily, otherwise you will be easily forgotten.

17. I am small-minded but not lacking. I am good-tempered, but not lacking.

18. How long is one minute? It depends on whether you are squatting inside the toilet or waiting outside the toilet...