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How to write the wrong words at the beginning of the composition?

With the development of society, a serious "virus" has flowed into this country, which is called typo. On the street, in newspapers, on TV, unless the word is everywhere.

When you were walking in the street, suddenly a few typos caught your interest. How do you feel? On the small black board of the grocery store, it says, "Spill beer for nothing, run all kinds of sprinkles". Did you laugh at the notice, or did you have some connection? In short, typos are "widespread" in our lives.

During the holiday, watching your favorite TV series is not Princess Zhu Huan! But something even more ridiculous happened here. The little swallow met Xiao Jian, swallowed it and shouted, "Xiao Jian is my own brother." Be sure to consider the crazy and interesting swallow when watching it. Can you taste this word carefully? Often parents and children will say "she is my daughter", and so on. Sheng refers to his own students, but they will say that the swallow's remarks are only that his brother who knows will soon become a son. This is a typo that will make people doubt and laugh. Human society is developing continuously, but why is China getting richer and richer, and there are more and more typos? So put an end to typos.

The original meaning of the word "get things done" is appropriate and worthwhile. Some actors can play TV plays, and their pronunciation is too light. This meaning has changed a lot. Another example: a book about a book stall, whose original name should be "Don't stay in school, on the road", is wrongly written, which is hard to understand. "School doesn't tease cows on the road", but I don't understand what happened. Can this tell us if this is a typo and can be used for children, first grade? They can let their parents pull cows on the road for fun, or they can pull cows with other students. Anything can happen.

The typo has spread all over the country, and the situation is even more severe. This can only be ignored in a few cases, but no more typos are found. Now let the typo disappear! Otherwise, more and more troubles and influences will plague our lives. For our life, it will disappear typos! Let the fire go out! ! !