Laugh till you cramp.

1. What is the experience of being ugly but in good shape? Looking back at the country, worrying about the country and the people.

2. Others look good when they smile, but I am different. I look funny.

The photo of my wife in my wallet is to remind myself why the money in my wallet is gone.

There are three things that hurt people: worry, quarrel and empty wallet. But the last one hurts the most.

Don't say that life hurts you. Life doesn't even know who you are.

6. Three life problems of women: Where do I come from? where am I going? What am I worse than that bitch?

7. It is said that marriage is the grave of love, so isn't the anniversary celebration a grave-sweeping?

8. A beautiful woman is like a handicraft in a window. Many people appreciate it, but only one person can buy it.

9. The only thing a woman can do in her life is to lose weight. There are many benefits to losing weight. You can change clothes if you lose a little, and change husbands if you lose a lot.

10. If marriage is the grave of love, then blind date is to show feng shui to the grave, confession is to dig the grave, marriage is double suicide, empathy is to move the grave, and the third party is to rob the grave!

1 1. The husband and wife quarreled, and the wife was a bitch, swearing a lot; Husband is a professor and won't swear, but he can't bear to part with it, so he shouts: ditto, ditto!

12. Sometimes I want to make an appointment, but I accidentally fall in love. Sometimes I want to have a good love, only to find that it's just an appointment. The world is so big. The bed is so small, the two people in the bed used to be so good, but they can't be old.

13. What is unrequited love? Secret love is not equipped with anti-aircraft gun radar, and finally silently lock the enemy plane.

14. Beautiful people are easy to forgive even if they make mistakes. Ugly people can't be forgiven by others because of their looks, let alone make mistakes.

15. Coping with fatigue: sleeping. Coping with fear: sleeping. Coping with a cold: sleeping. Fight hunger: sleep. Coping with lovelorn: sleeping. I've been sleeping intently for twenty years. Go to sleep! Trustworthy!

16. In this society, everything is fake, and only poverty is true.

17. Work hard so that your mother can boast when she walks on the street corner.

18. The bittersweet thing in life is to brush your teeth, holding a cup in your left hand and washing utensils in your right hand.

19. Middle schools have evil intentions, but universities have evil intentions. At that time, there were thieves, but there were no thieves.

20. Experts said it was not safe to play mobile phone while walking, which scared me to start running and playing.

2 1. Do you know why I am so afraid of the dark? It's so dark and I'm so cute and beautiful, I'm afraid others won't see it!

When you ask the male toad what is the most beautiful, his answer must be the female toad. There is no doubt about his appreciation level, but his environment is different.

23. Don't envy others' long legs and thin waist. You are fat and broad-minded, which no one else has.

24. I think I have lost my memory. The specific performance is that once you start shopping, you forget the fact that you have no money.