Funny classic love quotes

Funny classic love quotes

Love makes people forget time, and time also makes people forget love. Below is a collection of funny classic love quotes that I have compiled for you. You are welcome to read them.

1. I have been your friend for so long and you have always cared about me, but I often cause you trouble. I really don’t know how to repay you

You...so...you will be a cow or a horse in your next life...I will definitely pull grass for you to eat...

2. I miss you very much, but I am embarrassed to call you. , I’m afraid you’re busy, I’m afraid you’re ignoring me, I’m afraid you think I’m harassing me, I really want to contact you, but? The phone bill is really expensive, please call me!

3. If you were a shooting star, I would pursue you. If you were a satellite, I would wait for you. If you were a star, I would fall in love with you.

You, but unfortunately... you are an orangutan. ~I can only see you in the zoo!! Alas...what a pity!!

4. I am so confused now...I don’t know what I am thinking...my mind is almost exhausted. ..I really don’t know what to do

?.. Can you tell me....I really don’t know whether to eat Da Gan Noodles or Ah Q Bucket Noodles!

5. Thank you for being with me when I was most frustrated, and for helping me when I needed help the most. I can’t express it enough in words, but I just want to tell you: “Nothing good has ever happened to me since I met you.” !You are so mean!"

6. I'm sorry~~I sent you a text message so late~~If it bothered you~~I want to say something to you~~

You deserve it~~ Who told you to go to bed earlier than me~~~ Haha!!

7. Meeting you is the beginning of my heartbeat

Falling in love with you~ It is my happy choice

Having you~ is my most precious wealth

Stepping into the red carpet~ is my eternal motivation

The person I love forever~ It's you

Unfortunately, I called the wrong person

8. Hello, this is the Bra Inspection Bureau. We found that your breasts have violated the "Bra Cup Control Law"

The "Severe and Extreme Breast Sagging Regulations" in Chapter 2, Article 7! So we must force you to have breast augmentation, otherwise you will be wanted!

9. Because of you, I believe in fate. Maybe all this is destined by God, pulling us both secretly.

The person I am now, what do I want to say? I was created in my previous life. What a sin!

10. Starting from tomorrow, the city has decided to eliminate all mentally retarded young people who are ugly and detract from the appearance of the city!

Pack your things quickly and go out to avoid the limelight. Don’t Tell people that I informed you, remember! No thanks required

11. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I used them to roll my eyes.

12. Mom, I have never seen anything so long and of archaeological value. It can be made a world heritage site.

13. If you don’t amaze the world with your coquettishness, you will amaze the world with your lasciviousness.

14. Zhuge Liang had never led an army before he left the mountain. Why do you want me to have work experience?

15. Everything has a price, and the price of happiness is pain.

16. There are so many people who despise me, who do you think they are?

17. Love is like a photo, it requires a lot of darkroom time to cultivate.

18. When you fall in love with someone, you are always a little afraid, afraid of getting him; afraid of losing him.

19. Don’t look back, I only love your back.

20. Only when you were not loved by others will you cherish the person who loves you in the future.

21. Everyone should love animals because they are delicious.

22. Format yourself just to delete you.

23. If you can’t put your woman into a wedding dress, then never stop unbuttoning her clothes!

24. Love is a shame, and Still making mistakes again and again. Whenever you stop being a bitch, a woman will come.

25. Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel.

26. The dinosaur that degenerates three times a day is the strongest waste material in human history.

27. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

28. When I see you, I even lose my appetite, so why talk about sexual desire?

29. The most wonderful thing in life is not the moment when you realize your dream, but the process of persisting in your dream!

30. Success is 3% of talent plus 97% of not being distracted by the Internet.

31. Smart people are all unmarried. It is difficult for married people to become smart again.

32. Sorry, the user you dialed is married.

33. The departure of the stool is the pursuit of the toilet, or the lack of retention of the butt.

34. Love makes people forget time, and time also makes people forget love.

35. Love that cannot feel pain is not true love, and a marriage that cannot feel happiness must be a sad marriage.

36. Smart people are all unmarried. It is difficult for married people to become smart again.

37. Work is so interesting! Especially watching others work.

38. The reason why angels can fly is because they take themselves very lightly

39. Love is like ice cream, no matter how you avoid it, it will eventually melt.

40. I love you, and for your happiness, I am willing to give up everything - including you

41. The Internet is like a prison. I got in by stealing a wallet. I learned everything by the time I got out.

42. I smoke because it hurts my lungs, not my heart.

43. The reason why people live a tiring life is because they can’t let go of their arrogance, lose their face, and can’t resolve their complexes.

44. People say that my sister is beautiful, but in fact it’s all because of her makeup.

45. A child in the back seat will have an accident, and an accident in the back seat will give birth to a child.

46. I wrote your name in the sky, but it was blown away by the wind;

I wrote your name on the beach, but it was washed away by the sea;

I wrote your name in every corner? I was taken away by ****!

47. If being good-looking is a mistake? I have already made it Big mistake

If being cute is a sin? I have already committed a heinous crime

It’s so hard to be a human being!? That’s fine for you~ That’s right and not guilty? I really envy you

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48. When the white clouds drift by, that is the trace of my missing you;

When the sun shines, that is the feeling of my missing you;

When the rain falls, That's the evidence that I miss you;

When thunder and lightning strike, that's when I pray to the sky that you will be hit... Ha--ha--

49. If it's burning One year of burning incense can help me meet you,

Three years of burning incense can help me get to know you,

Ten years of burning incense can help me cherish you,

For my happiness in the next life, I am willing to...convert to God

50. God saw you were thirsty and created water;

God saw you were hungry and created rice. ;

God saw that you had no lovely friends, so he created me;

However, he also saw that there are no idiots in the world, and he also created you. ;