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Why did you fall into the big dream of the wheel of karma?
If you don't know the fate, you will know the fate, and you will be loved by the fate.
Take, take fate, fate is born, fate is old, fate is dead. Our thoughts and feelings are ignorant. Where does life come from? Direction of death
Where are you going? Who was I before my parents died? Is there really reincarnation after death? Is there me? None of these.
I don't know everything. Ignorance is the big problem of everything. Everything is empty unless we start from here.
It's no use, you don't understand, and it's no use learning the law. This is because of local practices. Secondly, our thoughts come and go, and our thoughts and emotions are uncontrollable. We can't make our own decisions, but we did.
Slaves of thoughts and emotions, where do these delusional troubles come from? Is it idealism? Is it materialism? Is it physiology? Is it psychology?
You'll never know. That's ignorance. If this method is not clear due to local reasons, please ask the Buddha for blessing.
Foggia, to be honest, this is the trouble of ignorance. The Buddha said that ignorance is the only way to become a Buddha. Manjushri is worried that we are not only ignorant, but also ignorant.
Everything is puzzling, so let's ask a question instead: Why is the cloud unclear? The following is Buddha's answer to ignorance. A good person, all beings do not know where they come from, all kinds of upside down, just like charming four directions, mistaken for four.
Great self-image, the shadow of the fate of six dust is self-image, such as seeing empty flowers and February. What is ignorance? It's really hard to answer. We know that people who are good at saying things are good at using metaphors. mankind
Thoughts and feelings can often not be expressed in words, and the language in the world is limited, so people talk to each other.
Face to face, look at expressions, gestures and actions to understand clearly. In fact, the language with these expressions and actions can't really be fully understood, otherwise, between people,
There won't be so many misunderstandings. The Tao of metaphysics is difficult to express in the written language of the world. because
Here, the archbishops are good at using metaphors, and there are most metaphors and stories in Buddhist scriptures, both old and new Christian bibles.
There are also many metaphors in the book, and so are the metaphors in Talmud. Metaphor is the best way to express meaning,
But influenced by metaphor, we take metaphor seriously, such as asking: where is the moon? convenience
Point with your finger and the moon is there. As a result, you think your finger is the moon! This is a very poor thing. at present
Sakyamuni Buddha also had to be explained by metaphor. A good man, all beings come from nowhere, all kinds of upside down. Ignorance is inversion, which was put forward by Buddhist scriptures.
And the significance is particularly profound. The Buddha said that all beings were born from nothing and reversed all beings. In fact, this sentence has put the buddhas.
Buddhism is all over. I often tell a joke that people are upside down. Look! God created man upside down.
Both eyes are in front and you can't see anything in the back, so you will be knocked down by a car when you walk. If you have one eye,
If only one was in the front and one was in the back, there wouldn't be so many car accidents. If your eyebrows are on your fingers,
How convenient it is to get up in the morning and use it as a toothbrush. Turn your nose upside down and insert chopsticks into your nose after dinner; It is raining.
Umbrellas are also very convenient. You can put it in your nose without holding it in your hand. If your mouth grows on your head and you fall on your head when you eat,
So as not to waste time. The money in the pocket is too dirty to eat, and you have to count it over and over again and then return it.
Put it in the safe. People will die if they don't eat rice and wheat, but no one cares. You said that all beings are troubled.
Not upside down? What can gold and diamonds do? But it is extremely precious and expensive. The result was also provoked.
The curse of killing, upside down or not? Say what is love, scold is love, reverse! There is nothing in the world that is not reversed, all beings are reversed, and everything is reversed. If you don't reverse it, you will become a Buddha.
Yes What is Buddha? The founder of Zen Buddhism in China said that Buddha is an idle ordinary person, and no one can.
Can you do it? This is totally much ado about nothing. Everything is upside down. Shi Sheng, a Zen master in China, was born in the Southern and Northern Dynasties and is the embodiment of Maitreya Bodhisattva. He met with the founder of Dharma.
He wrote an upside-down song: "Hoe with bare hands, ride a buffalo on foot,
People cross the bridge, but the bridge does not flow. "How many people understand this song since ancient times? If you can understand, you will understand. Some people who study Taoism
Say it's tantric! Empty-handed hoe, meditation, full of yang, hands quickly formed a handprint. Riding a buffalo on foot,
Oh! Ren and Du are connected by two veins. People cross the bridge, the water doesn't flow, the saliva is sweet, so swallow it quickly. such
It's really a mess, upside down. My Zen teacher said: This song will never be understood.
I said sir (we are used to calling teachers sir), would you please provide us with some information? "good!"
He said: "In the middle of the night, thieves bite dogs, pick up dogs and hit rocks, never say anything upside down, and the sewer steps under their feet."
. "ha! More out of tune! How can we not reverse it? Master Cang Xue, a great poet in the Ming Dynasty, once wrote a poem: "Nantai sits quietly for a furnace of incense and worries about death all day long.
Not to let your mind rest from delusion, but to let you have nothing to think about. "This is not upside down! This is the only way to qualify for meditation. All sentient beings are sentient beings and turned upside down. World law and Buddhism are the same, and I often
Encourage students who become monks to understand Buddhism. When they understand it, Buddhism will pass. There are two sentences in A Dream of Red Mansions: "The world.
Everyone is knowledgeable and the cultivation of human feelings is the article. "Jia Baoyu hates these two sentences all his life. These two sentences belong to Jia Baoyu.
Jade's father wrote it himself and hung it in Jia Baoyu's study to educate him. Later, Jia Baoyu understood these two things.
In other words, he became a monk. In fact, what is secular law? What is the law of birth? Dream of Red Mansions
I pointed it out to you, but most people can't understand it. We look at the world with an upside-down concept, which many people do.
People do things upside down, upside down all the time, upside down everywhere. This is a simple good thing.
Things, until later, quarreled, and everyone was unhappy, because the world could not see clearly and human feelings were not enough.
Da Lian, you've made a mess. Besides, people don't just reverse the laws of the world. Strictly speaking, is meditation the other way around?
This is a big problem, because the Buddha does not seek in his heart, nor in his sitting, let alone in his worship. So, Buddha
Where did you ask for it? If this question is unclear and the goal is in a daze, didn't you say you studied Buddhism?
What is inversion? Next, the Buddha will explain what inversion is, just like the fascinating four directions. Sakyamuni Buddha made a comparison here.
Metaphorically, when you go to a place, you suddenly get lost, and you are confused for a while, and you can't tell the difference between east, west, north and south.
Get out. The earth is round, and it has no direction. East, west, north and south are determined by people. Accord to that magnetic fields of the sun and the earth,
That's the decision. So, who made you lose your way? No master, no ghost, no god, no god,
It's that you are fascinated. How to change places? How did you get lost? We must understand this truth when learning Buddhism. Learning Buddhism is the first thing.
The first step is to know clearly what is not reversed and what is right, but the Buddha did not say that he was mistaken for the Big Four.
For his own sake, he said that we made a mistake, turned it upside down, and took the body for me. The body is four complexes, soil and water.
Fire and wind are combined. Solid substances, such as stones, land and mountains, are big, which is what the human body says.
Bone and muscle. The water is big, the rain, ice and snow on the earth, and the blood, pus, urine and sweat on the human body are all big.
Fire, solar energy from outside, and body temperature in human body all belong to fire. Wind is a powerful, natural airflow in the human body.
Breathing is called windy. Our bodies are made up of these four synthetic machines, but these are not me, just.
It belongs to me, but I have the right to use it for decades. I must return it to the earth when I leave. The land where we live.
This is great for us. Give us food, shelter and use. What can we give it in return? Tucao,
Take a shit on it, take out the garbage, air pollution, water pollution and dirty things, and return the smelly ones when you die.
It's ... it's not angry either. It took everything. So Taoism teaches us to be like heaven and earth, only to pay,
Don't want to recycle. The Buddha said that all living beings regard this as me, which is upside down, so,
Many people learn to meditate on their bodies, and the pulse leads here! It went there again! Finally, all this led to the funeral.
To the museum! The four bodies are fake! Are you serious? Am I upside down? What are you talking about? Mistaking the shadow of six dust for your own heart. What is six dusts? Color, external light, eyes can see.
Something. Sound, the sound that the ear can hear. Sweet, the smell that the nose can smell. Taste, the taste that the tongue can taste.
Tao. Touch, the feeling that the body can feel. Method, think that consciousness is important. The Big Four combined six bodies.
Roots, eyes, ears, nose, tongue, body and heart. Six kinds of external dust, six kinds of physical phenomena and physics
The interaction of six roots produces an image, which is called the shadow of six dust edges. For example, photos, movies and TV are all shadows.
They are all virtual images, but these shadows are very powerful! Will arouse our emotions. see
They suffer, so do we; We are glad to meet them. Look! How upside down we are!
Knowing that it is false, it is still influenced by it. Think about our thoughts, all upside down in the shadow of six dusts. For example, the recently popular movie "The Biography of Gandhi", after watching it.
When I got home, I was still lamenting Gandhi's greatness. In fact, Gandhi has been dead for a long time, and Gandhi in the movie is fake.
However, the film was so touching that I was moved to tears on the spot. Why? Because I was six years old.
Be deceived by the shadow of dust. Everything in life is a shadow of dust. What happened yesterday can you stay?
Can you put it in front of you again? No, it's all over. Are the shadows of fate. However, we often think that
When I think of yesterday, I will be extremely angry and sad. All sentient beings play in the shadow of the six dust circles.
Take the shadow of six dusts as your own heart. Well, now Sakyamuni Buddha denies all this and teaches us that the four major syntheses are not true.
I, the shadow of the dust circle is not really me. Further study, if this body and mind is not me, what is it?
The real me? This is a very serious problem. Next, the Buddha used another metaphor. He said he could see empty China and February through his eyes. Our existing body and mind
Not me, but never leave. It is a reflection of our real life, such as the flower in the sky. Where is it in the sky?
Flowers? Rubbing your eyes, you will look at it bit by bit in the air, or your hair is dizzy, and you will look at it bit by bit in front of you.
Little star. For another example, when you meditate and see the light, you will see the Buddha and the Bodhisattva. Sorry, I don't recognize this disease.
Really, really, you are wrong. In February, have you seen the second moon? There is only one moon,
Right? However, there are many satellites. There is an ancient poem: "There are thousands of moons in a thousand rivers." Where there is water, there is the moon. Is the moon in the water a real moon? No, it is.
The reflection of the moon in the sky. Here, everyone, see how beautiful the Buddhist scriptures are. Jue Yuan Sutra, Shurangama Sutra and Vimalakīrti Sutra.
These three classic words are really beautiful to the extreme. Through this beautiful writing, we should understand this body and mind.
Not the real me. The first step in learning Buddhism is to get rid of ignorance, don't turn it upside down, and don't take this fake body and mind as the true self.
Look firmly. Think about it! Ninety-five percent of our lives are busy with this body.
It needs to sleep and lie in bed, and more than half of its life has passed. It will be hungry and eat three meals, but it will be busy.
Buying and washing vegetables need to be boiled and fried, and then washed after eating. Eating and excreting are also very troublesome.
Get up in the morning and wash your face; Put on clothes when it's cold, and take off clothes when it's hot. For living, working,
Suffering from anger, I have been busy all my life. The result still does not belong to me, and finally belongs to the incinerator of the funeral home. you
Look! How badly we were cheated by it! All beings are upside down! What's more, it is both fame and fortune, which is even busier.
I have been busy all my life. What was the result? What a pity! Seek real life through these illusions, and don't be confused by these six shadows. Actually, it's very big.
Meditation at home is also playing with one's own six dust shadows, especially when tantric likes to talk about dreams and come to me.
Come in, teacher! I had a dream yesterday ... Why, alas! I listen to the top three,
It's a dream, it's a fake, it's just been told over and over again, and finally it's said that the dream is true, and you said that all beings are upside down.
Not upside down? Good people are empty and unpretentious, and sick people are stubborn, which not only confuses this empty self, but also is complicated.
I was fascinated by Watson's reality, so with it, life and death rotate, so the name is unknown. Sakyamuni Buddha said to Manjusri Bodhisattva: There is no flower, nothing.
Because the eyes are sick, they look like flowers. If a schizophrenic sees a ghost and sees God in his mind,
There are ghosts in your eyes. Speaking of mental illness, who is sick? Who's not sick? It's hard to say. Absolutely not sick, only two people are normal,
One is the dead Sakyamuni Buddha and the other is the unborn Maitreya Buddha. Everyone is sick, because
It's all upside down. I used to go to a mental hospital to see those patients, but it took me a long time to find out that something was wrong.
They are all patients. Only when you say they are abnormal do they think you are abnormal! Later, I became interested in two psychopaths.
The department doctor said: Be careful! After a long time, you will become mentally ill, and as expected, a few years.
They will really become mentally ill in the future. Because all beings are upside down, who is right and who is wrong? Who is wrong? I don't know. The patient is insisting, and persistence means taking the fake seriously. My eyes are uncomfortable. I see flowers in the void.
Is reckless. Because it is a habit for a long time, it not only confuses the appearance of vanity, but also confuses the appearance of true flowers.
I forgot too. I take the fake as the real one. This is illusory, rotating life and death, so the name is unknown. We live and die, die and be reborn, and so on.
Cling to death, turning around, because of recklessness, because of taking the fake seriously. This "wrong insistence"
It is the "karma" mentioned in other classics. I once told jokes to several priests. I said that the contents of your bible are very meaningful. Unfortunately, translation.
Very bad. The vernacular Chinese was translated in the Ming Dynasty and has no literary value. Therefore, it cannot be popularized in China.
Buddhism can take root and develop in China because of its exquisite translation and impressive literary value.
China intellectuals, this is a big reason. Translation in the Bible is not only beautiful in words, but also reasonable in reasoning.
Title. It's disgusting that you said you were born guilty. I was born innocent, so was my mother.
Guilty, father innocent, ancestors innocent. Why did God say I was guilty? It's useless
However, there is nothing wrong with what God said, but you can't understand it and can't translate it properly according to the cultural background. mankind
Born innocent, but flawed, imperfect and incomplete, that is to say, people are born with jobs, good jobs, bad jobs and bad jobs.
There is no karma. This karma is not a sin, but a force that guides you to run. We are in the midst of a great reversal. What is right? What's the matter? I don't know, it's all in vain,
They are all influenced by karma and wrong ideas. Why is there trouble? Why is there pain? Because of myself.
Nonsense. Therefore, when China's Zen Buddhism talks about all Buddhism, there is only one sentence: "Put it down." However, people are like this.
Poor thing! I just can't let it go. After listening to Zen, sit there every day and put it down! Put the gun down. Much more.
A false insistence-"Let Go" Bai Juyi learned Zen in the Tang Dynasty and wrote a poem, which is equivalent to completing the beginning of the Jue Yuan Classic. "It is important to know that all stages are not the same, but if you don't have enough things in your life,
I forgot to say something for a while, but I was talking about a dream in a dream.
You can't have your cake and eat it, and Yang Yan can't find fish.
Perturbation means that Zen is moving, and that's it if you don't Zen. "The Diamond Sutra says that people are like me. Everything is empty and everything is different. Have a surplus
Nothing is the name of Buddhism, and the realm of enlightenment is nirvana, also called inaction. Nirvana is the realm of Hinayana.
The Tao fruit in the world, Nirvana is the Tao fruit of Mahayana realm. An epiphany, all the relief, is called "forgetting what I said."
It's been a while. "Life is a dream, what we do is a dream in a dream, an obsession, an obsession.
Fake. The Buddha told us that the self is empty. Since it is empty, do you still need a fruit seat? Still trying to find a way? So,
"You can't have both fruits and flowers." Yang Yan is light and shadow. You can see the road ahead on the expressway in summer.
Floating water, this is the flame of the sun, this is illusory light and shadow, how can it be water? "Take zen is zen is moving.
",put your legs up, put down the thoughts in your heart, thinking that this is learning Buddhism, thinking that this is it.
Quiet. Actually, it's moving badly. Not seeking purity and emptiness, "thinking nothing" is natural.
However, that's right. "No Zen, that's it." Only by understanding Bai Juyi's poem can we understand the Jue Yuan Sutra and what the Buddha said to Manjusri.
All sentient beings are born of delusion, and everyone regards fallacy as truth. Ignorant good people are not real. If you dream, you won't be absent when you dream, but when you wake up.
It's nothing. If all vanity is destroyed, it is doomed not to say words. Why? There is no place to live.
All beings are born out of nothing and see life and death for nothing, so the name turns to life and death. Next, the Buddha further explained what ignorance is. Ignorance is not true. For example, we close
I sat with my eyes still, as if I didn't think of anything. When I think about it, if I have something, I will think about it. It's nothing.
Ming. But if you look again, where is this thing? It has no body and is false, so ignorant people,
It's not true. "Like people in dreams, there is no dream." The Buddha made another analogy here, for example, when people are dreaming, they dream.
The realm in the book is true, not without it. I often tell people not to go in their dreams.
Wake him up. It is a sin to wake him up. It's cruel. Look how sweet some people smile when they dream! He enjoys it more in his dreams.
Suffer! How comfortable! Everyone has had this experience! However, people are very poor. The ancients had two poems: "Since ancient times, it is sentimental, and the origin of good dreams is the easiest to wake up." This is life. Good dreams are the easiest to wake up. When you wake up, you want to continue, but you can't continue, so don't call.
Wake up the dreamer and let him dream more. I sometimes wonder, is it compassion for the Buddha to wake up the dreamer? still
Cruel? I think it's comfortable for all beings to make him dream! Why did you wake him up? "Even if I wake up, I have no income." When I woke up from my dream, I realized that I was dreaming just now and everything was there.
No, it's nothing. Attention! Now we are dreaming! When you realize this, you will find us.
Dreaming with your eyes open during the day is no different from dreaming with your eyes closed at night. Dreaming at night is an illusion, doing things during the day.
It is also an illusion. However, we ordinary people dream that there is one, but we don't want to admit that it is false when we wake up.
Want to continue dreaming; Knowing that you are dreaming now, you are still willing to indulge. "If vanity dies, don't say words are doomed." For example, our eyes are sick and we see emptiness.
There are flowers in it; The eye disease was cured and the flowers were gone. Where are these lights? Where did it disappear? I don't know,
You can't say that. It doesn't exist, it is illusory, its purpose is empty, it doesn't exist.
Born in the void, but born in you. Why! Why? There is no place to live. The flowers in the air are fake.
Yes, because we look at vanity with pathological eyes, the shadow of flowers appears in vanity, vanity or vanity, in vanity.
The flowers are gone, of course, there is no place to grow and no place to die. "All sentient beings are born out of nothing, and they see life and death for nothing, so the name turns to life and death." In fact, our real
Life is lifeless, it is born but not born. What is life and death? For example, I'm talking now and you're listening.
Write, move and show a phenomenon. After a while, it disappeared again, and once it died, it came again.
Everything we see with our eyes, everything we hear with our ears, and even what we think in our hearts.
Birth and death method. If we are influenced by these phenomena, we are ordinary people. If we can find life and death here,
In the process of extinction, there is a kind of immortality, born without birth, extinct without extinction, moving without moving, intangible without phase, can
As the Buddhist scriptures say, "If you have no license, you can bear it, and you can go to the Bodhisattva Land." There is no need to cut off birth and death, neither birth nor death.
Medium. It can be seen that all phenomena in the universe are relative, with life and death, coming and going, and good and good.
Evil, right and wrong, there is silence when there is movement. This is the law of birth and death, and the two sides of the phenomenon world are opposite and unreliable. can
It is Buddhism and Taoism that can be born and destroyed, but not born and immortal. Therefore, meditation and chanting Buddha seek quietness, and quietness is also a method of life and death. Shizuhisa
I can't sit still. I have to come down for a walk. After a long time, I have to decide, to calm down and think, to calm down and think. Why do ordinary people
Want to meditate for peace? I am tired of moving for a long time, so I want to be quiet. However, it really calms you down, but it still.
Yes Some of my friends envy the purity of their monks and want to retire. I advised them not to. Why?
Because many people have nothing to do and can't settle down once they retire. As a result, they retreated to the "Yin" country. So, learn
The first step of Buddhism is to enjoy loneliness first. Without this accomplishment, don't talk about learning Buddhism. When I thought that I was closed at the top of Mount Emei, there was no one on the top of the mountain, let alone ghosts.
No. I am alone in the ice and snow. As the saying goes, "There are no birds in a hundred mountains, and there are no footprints in a thousand roads.
A boat on the river, a fisherman wearing his webworm moth; Fishing alone is not afraid of snow and ice. "This is the state. Sometimes reading classics at night, an oil lamp, Yi Deng is like a bean, alone, that is pure!
Then enjoy it! This is really a luxury, a great enjoyment of life. You learn Buddhism and go back to see your wife.
Child, give a hug, then go away and meditate, and be quiet once in a while, with his wife and children still around, if.
I will really throw you into a deserted place, and I promise you will be scared to death. The above is about misreading life and death, and rotating life and death by the way. Let's keep watching. If a good person comes from the land to practice circular consciousness, he knows its emptiness, that is, there is no rotation and no physical and mental suffering.
If you die, you have no reason, and you have no reason. The Buddha told Manjusri Bodhisattva how to take the first step to become a Buddha. We are all qualified to become Buddhas, and everyone is the same, including
Cockroaches, ants, all sentient beings. The first step is how to repair the land. "Knowledge is empty, that is, there is no rotation", you must know.
Everything is a flower in the void, and what we say, hear and do today is false.
Life is like a play, we should know that we are singing a play now, and the parents who should play it should be like their parents, and everyone should applaud them.
However, don't forget that you are a singer, you have to take off your makeup after singing, and you have to report to the funeral home.
It's fake. However, most people are confused when singing opera, so they can't get off the stage when they are on stage. It's easier to get on stage than to get off stage. At the same time, we must clearly understand that "there is no body and mind that is alive or dead." Birth, old age, illness and death are all changes in phenomena, and we are there.
The true self that is neither born nor dead is not in this life and death. Only when you find this real life can you die. Attention,
Our way to live forever, "Do not do, there is nothing", is not made, nor is it made. You mean me?
Knocked a lot of wooden fish, sat a lot, and recited a lot of spells. Maybe I can become a Buddha? Ha! That's your illusion.
Want to! Didn't Bodhisattva Guanzi also tell us in the Heart Sutra: "Nothing is born, nothing is destroyed, nothing is dirty, nothing is added."
Minus sign ". You didn't fix him much, and you didn't fix him much. It's not artificial. Empty is empty,
You didn't fix it. You usually feel empty in meditation, yo! So comfortable! So quiet! I see emptiness! Don't deceive yourself.
Deceiving others is a feeling created by one's own body and mind. Even, someone came to me and said, "Old!
Teacher, shit! Put the gun down. I said, "What's missing?" "That hole fell out!" Do you agree?
Funny? You didn't fix it. It's not empty unless you fix it. He doesn't need you to solve it. It's already empty. I often
Say, stop daydreaming, why so many things? It's a delusion to empty you! Delusion is empty, you should keep it.
I can't stay and I don't need you to empty it. As the saying goes, "autumn leaves are chaotic, sweeping away a thousand times."
Sitting in a leisure place with a smile, let him fall to the ground. "Understand this truth, you can start practicing, this is the Tathagata. I won't lie to you about it. Tell me.
Wrong, go to hell and go to the basement on the fourth floor of the earth treasure bodhisattva. The hell used to be eighteen stories, but now the times are progressing.
Step, and added four floors of the basement. (Laughter)
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