A humorous story at the beginning of a speech.

There are two brothers who climb stairs. Their family lives on the 80th floor. One day, when they came home from a trip, the power went out in Eureka Tower! Although they are all carrying big bags and small bags, there seems to be no other choice, so my brother said to him, let's climb the stairs! So they began to climb the stairs with two big bags of luggage on their backs. When they climbed to the 20th floor, they began to get tired. My brother said, "The bag is too heavy. How's this? Let's put it here first and take the elevator to get it when the phone comes in. " So, they put their luggage on the 20th floor, which was much easier and they continued to climb. They climbed up talking and laughing, but it didn't take long. By the 40th floor, they were really tired. Thinking that they were only halfway up, the two began to blame each other, accusing each other of not paying attention to the notice of power failure in the building, which would end up like this. They climbed and climbed, so they climbed all the way to the 60th floor. By the 60th floor, they were too tired to quarrel. The younger brother said to his brother, "Let's stop arguing and finish climbing it." So they continued to climb the stairs silently and finally reached the 80 th floor! The two brothers came to the door excitedly and found that their keys had been left in the bag on the 20th floor ... Some people say that this story actually reflects our life: before the age of 20, we lived under the expectations of our family and teachers and were burdened with a lot of pressure and burden. We are not mature enough and lack of ability, so it is inevitable that our steps will be unstable. After the age of 20, I left everyone's pressure, unloaded my baggage, and began to pursue my dreams with all my strength, thus living happily for 20 years. But at the age of 40, I found that my youth had passed away, which inevitably produced a lot of regrets and regrets. So I began to regret this, regret that, complain about this, hate that ... so I spent 20 years complaining. At the age of 60, I found that my life was running out, so I told myself to stop complaining and cherish the rest of my life! So I walked silently through the rest of my life. At the end of my life, I remembered that I seemed to have unfinished business ... Mike, the funny spoon, walked into the restaurant and ordered a soup. The waiter brought it to him at once. As soon as the waiter walked away, Mike shouted, "Sorry, I can't drink this soup." The waiter brought him another soup, but he still said, "Sorry, I can't drink this soup." The waiter had to call the manager. The manager nodded respectfully to Mike and said, "Sir, this dish is our specialty and is very popular with customers. Don't you ... "I mean, where's the spoon?" Correcting mistakes after an epiphany is certainly a good thing. But we often remove the right ones and leave the wrong ones, and the result is wrong and wrong. In the restaurant, an extremely humble person timidly touched another customer wearing a coat. "Excuse me, are you Mr. Pierre?" "No, I'm not." The man replied. "Ah," he breathed a sigh of relief, "then I'm not mistaken. I am him. You are wearing his coat. " It is not easy to be proved in an epiphany. People who are straightforward tend to feel inferior; And unreasonable people, heroes are like cattle. A Scotsman went to London and wanted to visit an old friend, but he forgot the address, so he sent a telegram to my father: "Do you know Thomas' address? Quick report! " On the same day, he received an urgent call back: "I know." Epiphany When we finally found the most correct answer, we found it was the most useless. Sad Story Humor Three people went to new york for a holiday. They booked a suite on the 45th floor of a high-rise hotel. One night, the elevator in the building broke down and the waiter arranged for them to spend the night in the lobby. After discussion, they decided to walk back to their rooms and agreed to tell jokes, sing songs and tell stories in turn to reduce the fatigue of going upstairs. After telling jokes and singing songs, we finally climbed to the 34th floor, and everyone felt exhausted. "All right, Peter, tell a humorous story." Peter said, "The story is not long, but it is extremely sad: I left my room key in the hall." Epiphany is our pain, so humor; We are humorous, so we are happy. A very famous writer is going to visit the bookstore. The bookstore owner was flattered and quickly removed all the books and replaced them with writers' books. When the writer came to the bookstore, he was very happy to ask, "Does your store only sell my books?" "Of course not." The bookstore owner replied, "Other books are selling well, and they are all sold out." I suddenly realized that "flattery" is a strange word: you seem to flatter him and insult him. In the lobby of the post office, an old lady walked up to a middle-aged man and said politely, "Sir, would you please write my address on the postcard for me?" "Of course." The middle-aged man did as the old man asked. "Thank you!" The old lady said, "Write me another short paragraph, will you?" "all right." After writing according to the old lady's words, the middle-aged man smiled and asked, "Is there anything else I can do for you?" "Well, there's one little thing." The old lady looked at the postcard and said, "Please help me add another sentence below: I'm sorry for the scrawl." If you don't help, people will hate you for a week. If you don't help me perfectly, I will hate you for life.