Who knows who gave you the best lines in Da Bing’s cross talk?

Qi: Hello everyone, hello everyone. Dear viewers in front of the TV.

Bing: Crosstalk actor Da Bing. Zhao Weiguo: Zhao. Qi: Happy New Year to you.

Bing: Oh, thank you for your encouragement. Without your encouragement, I, Bing, would not be where I am today. Every friend in front of the TV is Dabing’s reborn parent

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Zhao: Wow, that’s a good thing to say. Does anyone know why the soldiers were so polite today? Because our Cultural Affairs Bureau is the only outstanding actor selection this year,

In the preliminary evaluation, Da Bing won first place! Shall we say congratulations?

Bing: Whether you can succeed in the end will have to be approved by your leader.

Zhao: This is almost the same.

Bing: In fact, Bing strategists know me very well. I am indifferent to fame and wealth.

Zhao: That’s right.

Bing: I expressed my position to the leader repeatedly.

Zhao: What did you say?

Bing: The gold cup and silver cup are not as good as the reputation of the people, the first and second prizes are not as good as the praise of the people, the pig's hand and the chicken's hand are not as good as the people's clapping, and the bear's paw and goose paw are not as good as the people's applause. Thank you. !

Zhao: The words are rude but not rude. Makes sense.

Off-site voice: The award for outstanding actors is here! The award for outstanding actors is here!

Zhao: It’s coming as soon as it’s said. I'll read it to you.

Bing: I’m not sure.

Zhao: Outstanding Actor Commendation Order!

Bing: Make everyone laugh.

Zhao: The actor plays an exemplary role in every aspect.

Bing: This is what I should do.

Zhao: Good at uniting comrades and helping others.

Bing: I’m used to it.

Zhao: I always work hard without complaining, and I do not divide my work into others.

Bing: They are all controlled by the leaders.

Zhao: A decision was made this year to award the honorable title of Outstanding Actor to Comrade Zhao Weiguo. Hey hey hey, soldier, soldier, wake up! I didn't do anything

Ah! Hey, ambulance, come on, ambulance! Hey, help!

Bing: Why are you calling an ambulance?

Zhao: Save people!

Bing: Who to save?

Zhao: Hey, didn’t you faint just now?

Bing: You wish I could die.

Zhao: I don’t mean that, I don’t mean that.

Bing: Zhao Weiguo.

Zhao: Hey.

Bing: I can’t tell!

Zhao: Oh, soldier, you may have a misunderstanding.

Bing: I didn’t misunderstand. Congratulations.

Zhao: Eh.

Bing: Congratulations.

Zhao: Thank you.

Bing: I’ll kill you with a brick. Dear friends here, this concludes my performance today. goodbye.

Zhao: Hey, hey, hey... Soldier

Bing: Don't touch me, why are you touching me? Come on, everyone, watch an outstanding actor beating someone on stage!

Zhao: When did I hit you?

Bing: Then why did you touch me?

Zhao: Let’s finish the cross talk!

Bing: I'm sorry, you are an excellent actor, please tell everyone.

Zhao: What about you?

Bing: I am a backward actor now.

Zhao: Huh?

Bing: Not only do I have to go down, but also the host, lighting and sound master, let’s get off work together!

Zhao: What does it mean to get off work!

Bing: Now let’s let Zhao Weiguo play alone all night, okay? Thank you for your understanding.

Zhao: Stop.

Bing: Can’t stand.

Zhao: You dare. Isn’t it just that he was not rated as an outstanding actor? Just now you kept saying that the audience are your reborn parents, oh, if you are not rated as an outstanding actor, you will not recognize your parents

You child is too unfilial.

come over! Apologize to your parents, hurry up

Bing: I’m sorry, parents,

Zhao: That’s right,

Bing: I just became abnormal

Zhao: Yes! ?

Bing: I lost my temper

Zhao: I was shocked

Bing: Well, for the sake of your parents, I will accompany you Zhao Weiguo finished this cross talk.

Zhao: That's right.

Bing: After that, let's go our separate ways.

Zhao: Okay, okay, no problem.

Bing: Yes,

Zhao: Yes

Bing: You say it.

Zhao: Yes. Let me tell you what you mean. You tell me first during our cross talk.

Bing: Yes, it turned out that I was the first to say it. Now that you are an excellent actor, please tell me first.

Zhao: Is this comparable to outstanding actors?

Bing: Of course, your commendation order clearly states it. Does the actor play an exemplary and leading role in every aspect? If you don’t tell me first, I’ll tell you first! Say

Zhao: Let me say it first. I will say it first. Dear audience friends, good evening. Today we will tell you about a cross talk. Hey, (Bing shakes his head, gesturing for Zhao Weiguo to continue) Oh, this cross talk is about a joke, (Bing shakes his head) Two people have to tell this joke, (Bing shakes his head) He can't tell it alone, (Bing shakes his head) Head) You're having a shofar!

Bing: What’s wrong!

Zhao: Again, what?

Bing: Why don’t you be allowed to play an exemplary and leading role?

Zhao: I’ve taken the lead, it’s your turn.

Bing: Oh, you’ve finished leading the charge. Sorry, I'll let you say my words.

Zhao: Why should I say your words?

Bing: It is clearly written in your commendation order that the actor has always worked hard and without complaint, regardless of his duties and responsibilities. No matter who the actor is, you alone have to say the words. Come on, friends, let’s applaud and encourage him to tell everyone a cross talk, okay! Okay, thank you.

Zhao: This is impossible to say.

Bing: The applause of my friends here is not warm enough, my friends over there are cheering him up! Hahahaha

Zhao: Stop, that’s it. Get down here, ah, get down here as soon as possible.

Bing: Huh? What do you mean?

Zhao: It’s better to have you than not to have you. Who are you? This is

Bing: Is this you letting me go down?

Zhao: Leave as soon as possible

Bing: Don’t regret it

Zhao: I won’t regret it

Bing: Just go down.

Zhao: This is how you judge an outstanding actor

Bing: If there is anything you can’t do as a soldier, just go down (kick the commendation order)

Zhao: Hey, hey. . . ?

Bing: Just go down, I’ll sit here

Zhao: Well, okay! Then I will tell you this cross talk in a down-to-earth manner, saying that we have an old man there.

Bing: (sitting on the steps causing trouble) Sister Liu, Sister Liu, Sister Liu, you are here too. , Sister Liu. Hahaha. . Is that your husband next to you? Ah, it's your boyfriend. Haha, no wonder the people you bring are different every time. Hahaha,,,, tell me? Let’s applaud him and encourage him to continue speaking.

Zhao: Thank you, thank you. Then I'll move on. Say we have one there. . .

Bing: Sister Zhao, Sister Zhao, Sister Zhao, go and Zhao your Sister Zhao, I admit my mistake,

Zhao: Are you lacking in virtue? You and I will continue. Talk about us

Bing: Mrs. Wang, Mrs. Wang, haha,,,

Zhao: You don’t have so many acquaintances!

Bing: What’s this? I say hello, you talk about your cross talk, no matter what the well is,

Zhao: No, you always say hello, I can’t say it?

Bing: It’s none of my business. You are the one who makes you outstanding. If you don’t want to mess with me, who will mess with you? Mrs. Wang

Zhao: I beg you, why don’t you come up?

Bing: I will go down if you let me.

Zhao: Ah

Bing: You asked me to come up and I came up again.

Zhao: Yes.

Bing: I am an elevator!

Zhao: What’s the elevator for?

Bing: I just discovered today that sitting here is much more comfortable than standing up there. For those of you who want me to continue sitting here, please give me a round of applause and encouragement. Thank you. I see that my parents don’t let me sit here.

I am filial.

Zhao: Okay, okay, okay, okay. But there is one thing: you cannot say hello to your acquaintances. OK.

Bing: Okay, let’s not fight.

Zhao: Okay, now I’ll start talking formally. It is said that there is an old man in our place who likes to bet with others that he has that special power. He said he can bite his left eye.

Do you think this is interesting?

Bing: This is boring. This old man’s left eye is a prosthetic eye. He took it out, bit it, and put it back again. This is called cross talk.

Zhao: He has an even better trick. He can also bite his right eye. You can’t have both eyes fake. This would be fun, right?

Bing : This is not even fun. This old man also has a pair of dentures. He takes them off, bites them, and then puts them back in. I wonder how such a person can be rated as an excellent actor.

Zhao: Like this, like this, I will guess a riddle for the soldiers, saying that it looks like a dog from a distance, and it looks like a dog up close. If you hit it, it won’t move, if you scold it, it won’t go away. Just pull it and go.

Bing: Dead dog, who doesn’t know?

Zhao: It looks like an electric fan from a distance, but it looks like an electric fan from up close. The electric fan is an electric fan, but it just doesn’t turn.

Bing: No electricity

Zhao: Said it looked like a car from a distance, but looked like a car up close.

Bing: No gasoline

Zhao: Said it looked far away It looks like a car

Bing: There is no driver

Zhao: It looks like a car from a distance

Bing: The driver has gone to the toilet

Zhao : I can’t say that.

Bing: You can’t say, who made you excellent, you deserve it.

Zhao: Let me tell you Bing, let me tell you one more thing, if you can still guess it.

Bing: How about it!

Zhao: I will give you the outstanding actor

Bing: What did you say?

Zhao: If you can still guess it, I will give you the outstanding actor.

Bing: Is this what you said?

Zhao: I said it

Bing: Everyone testify for me

Zhao: Can everyone testify together

Bing: You testify Let’s ask the question

Zhao: Listen well

Bing: Yes

Zhao: When talking about soldiers, add dog soldiers,

Bings : Then I won’t become a dog?

Zhao: The dog soldiers are short of one point, the big soldiers,

Bing: Take that point away for me

Zhao: You have to make a choice, the big soldiers,

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Bing: En

Zhao: Would you say this is a "bad virtue" or "an indispensable thing"?

Bing: I lack virtue

Zhao: If I lack virtue, you will be a great soldier

Bing: Huh? Wait a minute, I can't do it

Zhao: If I can't do it, you are a dog soldier. Think about it, do you have any virtue?

Bing: You are wicked!