Joke slide

Answer: "To help me think of a slogan for a tourism festival, I need a clear theme and a prominent artistic conception.

You can respect others and highlight yourself. The content should be a little sexy,

Flashy, it's best to make people remember ... "

B: "... Grandpa, come and play! "

The boss looked at the shredder with a frown and pressed it around. He was all smiles when he saw me come in.

Said, "Xiao Wang, can you use it?" I said, "Yes", and then I arranged it for him.

The boss ordered some materials in his hand, wiped his sweat and said to me:

Five copies, front and back. Send them to my office when you are ready.

The girl in pursuit finally talked to me: "Would you like to be my moon?" ,

I couldn't wait to say, "Yes, yes ...",

"Would you please stay away from me for 300 thousand kilometers?"

"………"

A man and his wife are taking a bath in the bathroom. The man asked his wife to massage his back.

The wife rubbed it and said, "It is said that women are made of water and men are made of earth.

I think so. Look at the mud on you! "

It's the man's turn to rub his wife's back. The man sighed with emotion: "Wife, you are really a man."

Colleague A is taking a bath, but it's too hot. He went out for air, slipped and fell to the ground with his limbs outstretched.

I was just seen by my colleague B, stared for a few seconds, and left without paying attention.

Colleague a reluctantly got up and went back to the bathroom to fill her body with bubbles. The power went out suddenly, which was embarrassing.

Colleague B said hastily, "I thought you got an electric shock, so I turned off the main brake."

2. A drunk accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by.

A policeman came over: "What's the matter?"

Drunk: "I don't know, just arrived."

3. I looked for my son's one-child certificate at home at night and found out the real estate license and graduation certificate.

Birth certificate, school leaving certificate ..... No one-child certificate.

My son was playing beside me, looking at me with a big sweat, and said simply:

"Mom, haven't you found my certificate yet?" This is funnier than my son.

At the wedding, the groom offered a reward, and whoever drank the most beer won a China man.

A friend of mine died after drinking 20 cups, and staggered and won the first prize.

When awarding prizes, everyone looked at the groom with admiration and took it out seriously.

A China toothpaste! ! My friend cried on the spot.

1, I am fat, my boyfriend is thin, and it rains at night, so we each hold an umbrella.

Suddenly, a storm came. My boyfriend suddenly threw off his umbrella and hugged me hard.

Shout: "ah! Fatty, I'm going to be blown away. " Passers-by looked at each other, covered their mouths and laughed.

I really want to fan this idiot to death on the spot!

2, playing games is cool, suddenly remembering that it has been a day.

The company information has not been written, and the slides have not been made.

I suddenly feel so uncomfortable, and I am still so inattentive when playing a game.

Today, the company leader called our department: "Is XX there?"

I said, "Yes." Leader: "Let him come to my office".

I said, "All right." After I hung up the phone, I wiped it.

I don't know which leader called! Awkward!

I just read my husband's palm and found that his lifeline is very long.

I am short. So I deliberately said sadly, "I may only live to be 50 years old!" " "

I wish my husband could say something touching, but the idiot paused and said:

"Then don't pay the endowment insurance, you can't get it anyway!"

The company manager arranged for Liu Er to go on a business trip. Liu Er said, "Arrange others to go on business trips! I am afraid of cheating. "

The manager said, "The probability of our train derailing is extremely low."

Liu Er said, "I'm afraid my wife will cheat! My wife is more likely to cheat than the train.

The train derailed and killed, and the wife derailed and humiliated. "

2, I have obsessive-compulsive disorder, and I can't help going back to check whether the door is locked every day.

To overcome this problem, I'm going out of the window now.

There is a seven-year-old girl at home, and I am sleeping in bed.

I felt someone tucking me in. I opened my eyes and saw that it was her.

My heart is warm, and I think that children will know how to care for others when they grow up.

As a result, the boy covered me with a quilt from head to toe and simply said, "Rest in peace ..."

4. Go to a black couple's wedding today. The host is really bad, said to the audience's relatives and friends:

"Let's all wish them big fat boys in the coming year, shall we?"

Everyone said in unison, "Good!"

Anonymous works in a mobile company. His job is either to go through all kinds of formalities at the service desk.

Or go out and sell prepaid cards. That day, she shouted to her colleagues in the office:

"Are you going to sit on the stage today or go out with me to sell?"

The police caught a thief and found a lot of fashion magazines in his home.

The policeman was puzzled and asked, "Are you in the clothing business?"

The thief said shyly, "Where are the pockets of new clothes?"

3. In the first aid class, the teacher asked in class, "If your brother or sister,

What would you do if you accidentally swallowed the key? "After a moment's meditation,

A classmate stood up and said, "Teacher, I climbed in through the window."

4. The clerk asked the seller, "What is your biggest feeling when you sell things online?"

The seller said without hesitation, "I have never received it."