Ask a joke on the phone

Owner: Hello, I want to ask a question.

Customer service: Go ahead.

Owner: I have a card, which is eaten by my cat. Can I use it if I take it out?

Customer service staff: Then you can only try plugging in your mobile phone. If not, you can only change your card in the business hall.

Owner: No, you have to tell me if I can use it. If I can, I will kill my cat and get the card. If you can't use it, I'll kill my cat, get the card and scrap one of my cats, right?

Customer service staff: Hello, in that case, you still don't have to kill yourself. Then you can take your ID card to the mobile business hall and reissue a card.

Owner: But my card was processed on 150, and my cat only bought it at 35.

Customer Service: But you only need 40 yuan to reissue a card.

Owner: reissue the card?

Customer service staff: Yes, the quantity remains the same.

Owner: No change?

Customer service staff: Yes, just go to the mobile business hall and get your ID card. As long as the original number is supplemented again and a new card is replaced, then this card will not work.

Master: Will my cat have any adverse reactions?

Customer service staff: Hello, I'm not sure about this. You need to take the cat to the doctor.

Master: Will something happen to the cat?

Customer service staff: Hello, you dialed 1860 mobile phone service information desk. As for cats, we can't help you with them here.

Master: My cat. Its name is M-Zone.

Customer service staff: Yes, that won't do either.

Owner: Why not? I gave it a dynamic zone. Give it to me.

Customer service staff: Jay Chou. I can't handle it. You must come and see for yourself. Then you, then there is something wrong with your card. We can move, we can move, 1860 can help you solve it. Only when the cat is specific can we help you solve it.

Owner: The problem is that it eats a mobile card.

Customer service staff: Hello, do you think this makes sense?

Owner: No, I'm just surprised at what you mean.

Customer service staff: Hello, I didn't mean anything. Then what do you think you mean? So you think this cat ... ahem.

Owner: Don't worry, speak slowly. Do you want to drink some water?

Customer service staff: Hello, your cat is definitely out of our care.

Owner: I know. I just want you to give me some advice. How to deal with it?

Customer service staff: Hello, what I'm telling you now is that you can take your ID card to the mobile business hall to apply for a replacement card.

Owner: Then what? You must consider cats.

Customer service staff: the cat can't help it.

Owner: Why can't I help it? This is a human life.

Customer service staff: Hello, then I can't help you here. You take your cat to the pet hospital for treatment or something, that's your own business.

Host: Why don't you give me the number of the pet hospital and I'll call him.

Customer service staff: Hello, do you think 1860 will have his phone number?

Owner: Aren't you partners?

Customer service staff: Then we don't have his phone number here either.

Owner: There must be.

Customer service staff: hello, sorry, no.

Owner: It's a lie. It is a lie that you are with such a beautiful girl.

Customer service staff: Hello, do you have any other business to consult?

Owner: Yes.

Customer service staff: Go ahead.

Master: What about my cat?

Customer service staff: hello, sir, if you ask me this question repeatedly, I can't answer you now.

Owner: Then I won't repeat it. Where's my card?

Customer service staff: Please apply for a replacement card in the business hall.

Master: Take the cat to autopsy and take out the card?

Customer service staff: Hello, do you think this is possible? Will the staff in the mobile business hall help you with this?

Owner: What do you say? I am in a hurry now. First, I can't use my card. Second, I am afraid that the cat will choke to death.

Customer service staff: Hello, in that case. ...

Host: Don't always say hello, just hello. I'm sorry to hear the news.

Customer service staff: To show respect, we can't say that.

Owner: I am a rotten person, so you don't have to respect me. Nothing. Go ahead.

Customer service staff: There is no other way. If you have no other business to consult, please hang up.

Owner: You, you still let me hang up? What kind of service attitude do you have?

Customer service staff: Hello, this is what I should say. ...

Owner: I think this is entirely your responsibility. Who told you that the card was so beautifully made that the cat would eat it, right?

Customer service staff: Then you didn't take good care of the cat. If you can take good care of the cat, what else will it eat? Can we all handle it?

Boss: You know, nothing is more beautiful than this card. Who told you to make the card so beautiful? It's all your fault.

Customer service staff: hello, sir, I hope you won't talk to me about this kind of thing again, ok?

Owner: Then tell me. That's the problem now. I won't tell you about other problems, will I? The problem is that your card is so beautiful that our cat took a fancy to it and accidentally ate it.

Customer service staff: No matter where you go, no matter which business hall you go to, is there a business hall that can help you solve this problem?

Owner: I won't call if the business hall can solve it. If the business hall can't solve it, I will call this lady with a particularly magnetic voice to answer me.

Customer service staff: Yes, but your 1860 problem will definitely not be solved for you.

Owner: If you can't solve the problem, why bother?

Customer service staff: Hello, it's not that I can't help you solve this problem, but that we can't help you solve this problem.

Owner: You just try your best to solve customer problems? It can't be easy without solving customers' problems.

The problem is solved. Who will leave the problem to? Let me connect? Really? Simple, difficult and complicated have to be solved by you. I am your customer, your consumer, and that is your God. Now you are disloyal to your god. What do you want?

Customer service: Hello, first of all, if we solve the problem. ...

Owner: Please don't say hello again.

Customer service staff: Is there a limit to how we can solve the problem? Then your problem now is beyond our scope, and there is no need for us to help you solve it.

Owner: Your rules and regulations don't say that the problem of cats eating cards will not be solved, do they?

Customer service staff: Yes.

Owner: That's right. If you want to write, I won't look for it, right? If you don't write, you'll help me solve it, right?

Customer service staff: Then take your cat to the business hall.

Owner: The service attitude of the business hall is not as good as yours. You know, I mean, come and see or I'll come to you.

Customer Service: We don't need to come here. We solve any problems through the business hall.

Owner: Which business hall do you want me to go to?

Customer service staff: Daxi Business Hall (I can't hear you clearly here ~ ~)

Owner: big ×× that service attitude. I'm afraid they stole my cat.

Customer service staff: Just go to the business hall near you.

Owner: I went, and that woman's attitude was fiercer than yours.

Customer service staff: Well, if he doesn't solve it for you, first take your ID card to the business hall to apply for a replacement card, which is what we should do.

Master: My cat doesn't have an ID card.

Customer service staff: Hello, do you want to replenish your card or your cat's card?

Owner: I gave it to ... I didn't ask for a replacement card now. I am a cat. What should I do with a cat?

Customer service staff: Hello, how to deal with the cat has nothing to do with us.

Host: It has your card in its belly. How can it be said that it has nothing to do with you?

Customer service: you let it eat that card, we ...

Owner: I'm sick. I feed it cat food, I feed it Carla?

Customer service staff: We don't know exactly how to swallow it, so you can't just blame the mobile company, can you?

Owner: I didn't push it to the mobile company. Did it eat your card? In any case, the facts already exist. Cat belly is a mobile card, not a Unicom card, right? This fact already exists.

Customer service staff: Now, even if it eats a mobile card, will it be responsible for moving?

Owner: Not responsible. Please help me solve it. I don't want you to be responsible. Both sides should be good. It's good to solve it. If it can't be solved, you will be responsible.

Customer service staff: hello, sir. First of all, this is not the attitude to solve the problem now.

Owner: Why didn't I solve the problem? Is it impossible for me to take the cat to the business hall? I'll go by myself. My attitude is too bad. I want to complain that he didn't see his brand and didn't know his name. You said your service attitude had a bad influence on me. What do you want me to do？

Customer Service: Hello, how is your cat? Of course we can't help you solve it here. It must be his fault if you take your ID card to replenish it and he won't do it for you. If there is such a problem, we will definitely deal with it seriously. But what about cats? There is definitely no way to solve it here. It makes sense everywhere.

Host: I think you think our cat is not as valuable as your card, but in my opinion, my cat is more valuable than your card. The point is that we have different angles. Your card can make a profit for you, but my cat can't make a big profit for you, right? Don't always talk about cards. It doesn't matter if I don't make it up. I don't think it matters if I get them. Now let's talk about cats first.

Customer Service: Hello, that cat ate your card. I must have mismanaged myself.

Host: I put the card on the table and it ate itself. Can you blame the table, me, the card and the cat?

Customer service staff: Then you must blame the mobile company, just because it is a mobile company card?

Owner: Yes, if it is a Unicom card, I will call ChianUnicom? I certainly won't call you.

Customer service staff: I can't help you solve it.

Owner: Then you can close the door. You can't even solve this problem. You can't avoid problems, but solve simple problems.

Customer service staff: Hello, we will definitely solve reasonable problems, but unreasonable problems. ...

Owner: Did I ignore it again? My cat ate a mobile card. I called you to ask, and you said it's okay. It doesn't matter who you say.

Customer service staff: Will you go to the mobile business hall? Our 1860 can't solve this problem.

Owner: No, call your chairman down, give me his phone number and I'll call him. What's your complaint?

Customer Service: We don't. 1860 is admissible.

Owner: Accept? It means you want to push me away again, right?

Customer service staff: Hello, I don't mean to shirk you. If you think my explanation is unreasonable, I can reflect your problem to the superior leader.

Car owner: Then call your superior leader.

Customer service staff: Then please leave your contact information.

Host: My card was eaten by a cat. Where can I find the contact information?

Customer service staff: We can just call you.

Host: Can I answer the phone when you call the cat?

Customer service staff: So, aren't you calling now? You still have contact information, right?

Owner: I can only take this call, not make it.

Customer service staff: OK, the answer is enough. We'll call you back.

Owner: I don't believe anything you say. Now I have doubts about you. I'm going to change my Unicom card now, do you know? I'm telling you, you're missing a customer, you know? Don't think that it doesn't matter if one is missing. Many customers in China, your customers are saved one by one. If you lose one, you lose one.

Customer service staff: hello, I didn't mean anything else, that is, you don't agree with my explanation, so I can only do this.

Owner: Wait a minute, I want to ask what your education is.

Customer service staff: My education has nothing to do with our business.

Owner: Can't you tell me something? Undergraduate or junior college?

Customer service staff: You don't have to answer this, because we are talking about business now.

Owner: Then you can't handle your business well now, and you won't call the leader.

Customer service staff: No, please leave your contact information and our leader will call you back.

Owner: I tell you, I have plenty of time. If you tell me that my cat will definitely die, then I have to send it to the crematorium later. Can you call me at the crematorium later?

Customer service staff: hello, then you hang up first. I'll call the leader to call you back now.

Owner: Don't hang up. Let him come over now. I paid the phone bill correctly. Oh, this is a free phone, right?

Customer service staff: Yes.

Owner: Oh, then I'll wait for free.

Customer service staff: I can't contact him now. we have ...

Owner: You can't stand up?

Customer service staff: Hello, I need to talk to him in the past, because we all have regulations here. Our leader has to deal with things, and he can't reply from user to user. He will call you back after I tell him.

Owner: There is only one leader in such a big mobile company.

Customer service staff: There must be several leaders, such as several managers on duty here. We can't all be there. ...

Owner: You said this is a matter of life and death. Which one will he deal with first?

Customer service staff: Hello, I will reflect this problem to him later, and he will definitely come to help you deal with it.

Owner: Forget it, I'll wait for you. How long do you think I have to wait?

Customer service staff: I will do it as soon as possible.

Owner: As soon as possible. Is two seconds enough?

Customer service staff: I can only say as soon as possible.

Owner: OK, I won't hang up, so please do it as soon as possible.