Lan Xiang's Humor about Couples Falling into the Sea

There is a couple, the man is very weak, and everything he does is to let his girlfriend try first. My girlfriend is very dissatisfied with this. Once, they went out to sea to go home, and the hurricane destroyed the boat. Fortunately, their girlfriend caught a board and saved their lives. Girlfriend asks boyfriend: Are you afraid? My boyfriend took a fruit knife out of his arms and said, I'm scared, but if a shark comes, I'll use it to deal with it. My girlfriend just shook her head and smiled bitterly. Soon, a freighter found them. Just when they were ecstatic, a group of sharks appeared. His girlfriend shouted, Let's swim hard together, and it will be all right! My boyfriend suddenly pushed his girlfriend into the sea, grabbed the board and walked to the freighter, shouting, I'll try first this time! My girlfriend was shocked. Looking at her boyfriend's back, I felt desperate. The shark is approaching, but he is not interested in his girlfriend and swims straight to his boyfriend. His boyfriend was bitten by a shark fiercely, and he shouted to his girlfriend like crazy: I love you! His girlfriend was rescued and everyone on the deck fell silent. The captain sat down beside his girlfriend and said, Miss, he is the bravest man I have ever seen. We pray for him! No, he is a coward. The girlfriend said coldly. How can you say that? I have been looking at you with a telescope just now, and I clearly saw him push you away and cut your wrist with a knife. Sharks are very sensitive to the smell of blood. If he doesn't do this to buy time, I'm afraid you will never appear on this ship. What? When my girlfriend heard the truth, it was like a bolt from the blue. She was so sad that she just wanted to jump into the sea and die with her boyfriend at once. At the critical moment, the captain grabbed her: If I were you, I would live well, fill the sea with an excavator and avenge your boyfriend. My girlfriend was silent for a few seconds and asked calmly, where is the strongest place to learn excavators? Captain: Lan Xiang Technical School.