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Ask for these lyrics (with pictures)
Changping: leaning against the temple is eerie.
Shixian: Ten thousand pearls reflect yellow flowers.
Changping: Such a heartbreaking night,
Shixian: No maid is needed. Go down.
Maid: Yes.
Changping: The falling flowers cover the moon, and I recommend it to Fengtai by borrowing a cup. The emperor's daughter smelled tears and hoped to die, so she went back to thank her parents. Secretly watching, secretly watching, he was in tears. I am half afraid, afraid that I will cherish my husband and wife, and I don't want to die for love and stay with me.
Shixian: I'm looking forward to being buried together, having a lover to snuggle up to, building a new house in Quantai and looking for Pingyang Lane in the underworld.
Changping: Alas, those who cherish flowers wish to die, but it is difficult for Xu to drink arsenic at night.
Shixian: I feel sorry for my late emperor thousands of feet. Both he and his wife asked about the emperor's safety.
Changping: Alas, I look forward to the white hair. Who wants to see the flowers turn into blood waves? Alas, I'm tired of burying evil nets together. I'm going to pay my respects, deeply. Then, we will build a new house with a cup grave and wait for a thousand years to sing praises and note horses on the platform.
Shixian: Take Liu Yin as the hibiscus account. In the Ming Dynasty, Xu watched the bride and lit a lamp in the middle of the night to peep at makeup.
Changping: At the end of time, the phoenix of love will always match the phoenix of infatuation. I want to meet my husband and propose a toast.
Shixian: Pass the golden cup and taste it slowly. Put arsenic on the grapes with tears in your eyes.
Changping: Acacia Jun fell asleep drunk.
Shixian: clink glasses * * * to the stage.
Changping: 100 crowns for makeup.
Shixian: Xu cangue's tomb collection.
Changping: Hug each other.
Shixian: Close to each other.
Chorus: One tree with two branches, showing the fragrance of the emperor and his daughter.
Shixian: the king flower,
Changping: A long companion has a heart.
Chorus: The trees look the same when the husband and wife are dead.
75 flower girl
Sorrow, bitterness, selling flowers, long life and hate.
I hate celebrities who don't care about people.
Blood and tears fell all over my chest.
It's even sadder not to see the old one.
A flower girl who sells flowers sells even more poverty.
Beauty is old, but youth is gone.
Old love is like smoke.
Brother is too ungrateful, brother is too fickle.
Lang betrayed my heart and fell in love with someone else.
I have traveled all over the world. Who pity me?
Slaves love and hate you.
Alas, sadness sets the cuckoo.
Alas, sadness, who asked?
Hate roots, love roots, and eliminate grievances.
Yan Lu xiangfen Yan Lu xiangfen
The more I recall, the sadder I feel.
Missing one's hometown is forbidden.
Always worry about the city, always worry about the city.
Sigh and fall into the dust.
Alas, flowers that have been sold for a long time are very annoying.
Qiuyue Pinghu no.76
The female Pinghu is covered with a jade rabbit, and it is as clear as white silk.
In the blue waves, men slowly send canoes to swing around in the moonlight.
Women like to see the shadow of Liu Dihua.
Breeze is more emotional.
The man swam in the lake with emotion.
Two hearts are intoxicated in wonderland together.
There are deep and quiet women everywhere.
Pick gently and dial slowly, and whisper with the rhyme of the piano.
Men's love is persistent and serious.
Love each other and know each other.
The blue sky is vast and clean tonight.
The bright moon hangs in the sky like water.
Men believe that toads know what this means.
Let the clear Leng Yan dissolve and cover the binary stars.
A woman is like a song
A beautiful man.
Harmony is like chanting.
Women can't carry it in canoes.
I * * * You are so affectionate.
Soul mates in the moonlight.
77 fenfeiyan
Separate Wan Li from Qian Shan.
Tears are like beads, and I am trying to fall into my eyes.
I want to tell you that separation is infinite.
How can you complain in a hurry?
I'm afraid my heart will turn upside down if it is weak.
The empty past turned into a dream.
May the oath remain in my heart forever.
Don't be lazy when you hear the news
I only blame the joy for being too short.
Separation is limited in an instant, and I won't be ungrateful to make you disheartened.
I know it's hard for you to make your father cry.
Alas, it's hard.
I can't bear to be apart from you. There were several resentments.
Heartfelt support for Hong and Yan.
Tell them not to get bored.
Don't teach people to complain about loneliness for you.
I only blame the joy for being too short.
Separation is limited in an instant, and I won't be ungrateful to make you disheartened.
I know it's hard for you to make your father cry.
Alas, it's hard.
I can't bear to be apart from you. There were several resentments.
Heartfelt support for Hong and Yan.
Tell them not to get bored.
Don't teach people to complain about loneliness for you.
78 purple hairpin hates
Male:
Purple jade hairpin sends feelings
Lang Qing concubine doesn't know
Female:
Ziyuchai is sleepy
It is difficult to decompose resentment and favor.
Male:
There is no difference between heaven and earth.
Can purple firewood be bought and sold?
Female:
Purple Hosta makes people worry.
I don't know if it's fate or debt.
Male:
Cherish the separation of the world
It's hard to shake off sadness and hatred.
Female:
Bitter love and sadness.
Think of people as purple chai.
Male:
It's especially good to have a drink together.
Purple hairpin should not be sold.
Female:
Ai Zi Chai Fei guessed.
You're not ungrateful, you're dying.
Close:
Purple Hosta makes people worry.
I don't know if it's fate or debt.
79 Emperor Guangxu
Well, I hate my mother.
A few turns of the spell can't share my troubles.
Oh, I hate it, tired sister. You won't let me make a white head
Well, I hate my mother.
I have the heart to push you to death.
Oh, I'm sorry, your sister. You've hated it for a long time
Hate in this life is more worrying.
I hate the sadness in this life.
I thought I hated it and didn't worry.
Ten years of acacia debt outstanding
What's the use of hundreds of prescriptions?
All my worries are waiting for an appointment, so I'm worried.
Worried about your head
What more can I ask for here in my life?
Begging for beauty.
Have an orphan spouse
For the rest of my life, whitehead.
Don't break up with Jiao.
Why can't I sigh that my sister's body won't live long?
It's like a steel knife stabbing me in the heart
Purple hairpin sword and hairpin circle
Yu Linger's Moonlit Night in a misty rain almost broke Deng Chai's dream.
Soul-calling sentences frequently call for the reunion of memories.
Sighing illness and death can't help shivering, and looking at Wang Yishan's half battery is as heavy.
A thousand words are still silent, and all good things are empty.
Bai Xiaoyu's wife
Xiaoyu's fairy voice fluttered everywhere, sending the night platform into darkness and freezing.
Kan complained that he was going to the nether world to listen to the wind and dim the lights, so that he could make photocopies cheaply.
The east wind is small on foggy nights. Who will help fly catkins?
Yu Lingbai was helped by Shiro ~
Xiaoyu is better dead than alive. Why pay attention to Li Jun?
Yu Linger hopes that Li won't make his beloved wife sick.
Bai Jian and Chai Yuan hope that one day.
Lotus root once had a basic variety.
Power is despised, but love is more important than marrying you, which is better than being loud.
Xiaoyu's grave can be lost in lovesickness, pain and hatred, crying and shouting, calling Huo Xiaoyu back to the secular world.
Although I have lived in vain, what's the use of living in vain?
You can match Dan Shan Feng again, and then make a white jade smile.
I'm afraid you're angry and resentful, and old love and new love can't be tolerated on both sides
I wish you a round dream. I would like to beg for a half-hole grave and return to it with thin bones.
Jade shine Yun Zheyue, but also confusing. Who accidentally leaked the news and broadcast it to Yaotai?
Xiao Yubai, you are neither an ingratitude-won business workshop nor a Taiwei mansion. You're right across the street. You're not coming back!
Yu Ling's tears ran out, and she was as strict as a crow trapped in a trap. How can she fly with a broken wing?
Jed, who believes you? I want you to see me selling purple hair clips on my head.
Everyone knows that I'm not who I used to be. I miss Lu.
Sing, in your Lapras day and a half around the dragon bun, put the jade swallow hairpin waist, and put it in the painting booth.
Throw myself at you, tie a bun, describe your face, squint and smile, and touch you gently.
It refers to jade, swallow, pearl and hairpin.
Bai, you know that the hairpin on the new bun will stab the old heart!
Yu Linglang didn't change his love either. It's a shame to force you to stab Lang.
Xiaoyu, I am a rosary. I treat you with my body. I hope you can lead a drunken life. You have remarried and ruined Nong.
Jade shine vowed to cherish me forever, and I didn't fail you.
Love on the pillow weighs a thousand pounds. A gentleman should know how to love his wife and be loyal to life.
Xiaobaiyu town
Why don't you lead an honest and clean life when singing?
You should know that it's really painful for Yu Linger to turn over the vinegar rain and sour wind again.
Xiaoyu Hou Shi reported infidelity.
Yu Linger destroys the nightmare by refusing marriage.
Xiaoyu doesn't believe you. How dare you refuse to be attached to the phoenix and climb the dragon when your son-in-law accepts it?
Yuling Erlang is not used to sharing a strange bed, and remembers Xiaoyu's kindness.
There is a fragrant wind between the bottom of Xiaoyu willow, listening to your praise of love.
Jade shine hangs in the sky, especially the lack of red moon, and there will be cracks in the end.
There are thousands of mistakes in "I urge Taiwan to write poetry", except Wang Jinglou's sentence.
When he sings, he confuses people with poems and rumors, and he has the heart to force me to go to Lapras.
When Yu Yanchai meets again, I will never send your wife and refuse to marry her!
82 Red Candles and Tears
Like catkins, swaying in the wind
There is no need to survive in the vicissitudes of life
The mandarin duck buckle should be knotted and not untied.
Can acacia be bought and sold?
Do you regret owing unjust debts?
It's easy to get credit. How do you expect to get credit quickly?
Look at your own shadow and lament your fate.
No more flowers and flowers
Love is gone.
There is only half a candle left in my heart.
83
Temple bells-Wen Qiansui
The clouds are cold, the rain is cold and lonely, and the scenery at night is bleak.
At midnight, the barren hills were quiet and vaguely stable.
It's harder for a clock to break a dream.
Who makes me sad?
Love is like a bubble, and a mandarin duck dreams of three children.
Why not approve it?
Old love is broken at once.
Sad and sad, I bear love and hate, and I am determined to escape.
The temple sighs lonely shadows every night.
It was in the middle of the night.
Live in seclusion in Tsim Jueling
Dipper accompanied me to knock on the scriptures.
As good as listening to worldly things.
Love, like smoke, ignites Zen and cultivates Buddha's nature.
Today, the dream has woken up.
Love roots, hate roots, and blame roots.
Spring flowers are afraid of singing
Love silk, worry silk, resentment silk.
Moon is afraid of pity.
Love turns to dust early, and Zen is pure.
For love, for love, for hate, like illness.
A future with flowers and moons
Remember flower and moon syndrome
It's so wrong that my lover betrayed me and changed his mind.
Acacia is futile.
Complain that my sister is too fickle
Listening to the monastery bells alone at night.
In the middle of the night, the annoying people cried.
For love, for love, for hate, for illness, for flowers, for the moon, for the future.
It's so wrong to recall your lover's change of heart and commitment.
Acacia complained that her sister was too fickle.
Listening to the monastery bells alone at night.
In the middle of the night, the annoying people cried.
84 crying and marrying
Little red light planted love today.
Don't worry.
Block the iron fence bridge
I absolutely love coke.
Now love is gone.
Alas, I am used to loneliness.
Afraid of seeing mandarin ducks
Half sad, half hate, still hate or laugh …
B thinking on the middle chessboard, she read her daughter.
I am like a weeping willow.
Wind ... rain ... milkshake.
Sigh famous flowers …
I'm afraid you'll get old.
Ask what's left of you ... Langer ...
How ... how many ...
Wealth ... point ...
Zheng Zhi Peach ... Yedu
It's hard to answer that song … Ah … Qin … Yao.
I read ... before ... dust.
I always feel that old dreams are like … smoke …
The craftsman's knurling stays to mourn ... ah ...
Spring breeze is proud ... facing ... away from each other. ...
Feng and I are still in love
Acacia Sunset and Flower Dynasty
Hate to send a song to describe it.
Remember to meet again.
Feng planted the wrong seedlings.
Now the two places are far apart …
Taking care of birds in the same forest in the past
The golden house has been left to Gillian.
Laugh at the spring scenery
This lovely Gillian
I left you just because I was sick …
? ? Play the same tune as before
Unexpectedly, the string is broken.
Broken strings make me feel grateful …
It's hard to shake your feelings again ...
Several times, I comforted Lang and sang the lyrics.
Invite me home.
Sigh and cry like a flood.
Unexpectedly, it is difficult to continue to love the roots when I come back.
Jiao, you are married. ...
Acacia is myrrh …
Steal an appointment and only meet.
Feng has wavered.
Today's cold oath hatred is charming. ...
86 "Zhao Jun goes to the fortress"
Hung Sin-nui
Today, I was watching pipa by myself.
Sigh as much as you can and bid farewell to your hometown.
Sigh as much as you can and bid farewell to your hometown.
Alas, I heard a sad song in Han Bang. It's short but affectionate.
The most unforgettable sadness in my motherland is that I entered the north.
Alas, I whispered that women in China miss Han Bang.
When I turn around, my heart hurts, my body is there, and my heart is in Han.
Only that piece of snow can compare with my bright heart.
From then on, you will wait for Mo Chao to go to the Commissioner.
White clouds hate the shadow of loess, but bury incense.
Mo Wen, me, Wang Qiang, life and death.
The most lasting mourning is a touch of sunset outside the Great Wall.
Afraid of hearing the sad cry of storks
A eggplant flute hides the sound of pipa.
A voice like Hu eggplant was confused like a wisp of smoke.
I can't bear to look back, but I dare not go.
Get off the horse at once and give the funeral watch to my parents.
No pity, no pity for Qiang.
I have unfinished business before I repay my kindness.
Who knows that I miss my old country and hate my king more?
Holding the Pipa Sutra in your hand has already made you cry, so it's hard to shake the mourning string again.
I'm going to Tianya today. Who will collect my bones?
I'm afraid it's hard to go back to my hometown Wu. Please send a message to my parents.
Don't cry, look to the horizon. Gave birth to me in Wang Qiang.
Send a message to the Han Dynasty and pay my respects to Emperor Shang Yuan.
After that, don't pick a bitter girl and miss sericulture. You should cherish the benefit of the people.
To explore people's pain, watch Hanshan disciples say goodbye.
It's hard to dream of going to your hometown and waiting for the king to kneel and dust.
Farewell to parental rearing and Korean sisters.
Goodbye, escort officer Han Chang.
Suddenly I heard a burst of eggplant, which was not exciting.
Wang Zhaojun is in a hurry, and the road ahead is boundless.
88 Feng Ge's grievances are still unresolved.
Chorus: infatuated with dreams, listening to the sound of snow and wind, worrying about dreams.
Love is infinite, people are hurting themselves, leaving tears to Tan Lang.
Wan Li, when can we meet again and never go back to Guanshan?
Lonely geese are more difficult to remember the dream of lovesickness in my heart.
Health: I had a dream in a foreign country and shed a little tears in my spare time.
A canoe left people across Chung Shan Man.
Dan: Birds fly south and birds return south. When will they be returned?
Health: Why am I lonely?
Dan: Don't cry, don't worry, life is like morning dew.
There is no separation. Tonight, people say goodbye to each other and meet in their dreams.
I comforted Tan Lang in a low voice and gently wiped her tears.
Don't sigh, don't sigh, one day the spring breeze will blow through Yumen Pass.
Health: ocean deep, righteousness is as heavy as a mountain, so why cherish spring scenery? Vanity is premature, and I blame others.
Dan: I have infinite pity and love. I would like to be a husband and an old Zhu Yan.
I advise you not to be mistaken for being famous. Don't be idle
Health: heartbreak, no reason to complain about singing, getting drunk and dreaming.
Running water and spring water are gone.
Dan: Don't lean against the fence alone.
Love between north and south is not cold.
Health: A canoe crosses Chung Shan Man.
Dan: Birds fly south and birds return south. When will they return?
Why am I lonely when I am sad? ...
Lonely ... single ...
89 San Xiao's marriage
(Male) Pray for God, pray for God, sincerely worship Buddha, pray for God.
Miss Tong, you are very lucky to be a lover with Miss Tong.
I know your pity and sorrow.
(female) I advise you to be careful what you say. Jiao Hua can't get attached.
Your attitude is very humble, so get down on your knees and leave Mikey.
(Male) Haha, Xiao Sheng is very enthusiastic. He really wants to meet your girl.
Beginners go for luck. You are addicted to giving birth to my cat face.
Henden's behavior is disgusting, and God hates it.
I can't get rid of it. I knelt on the skirt.
(Male) Hee hee, I have a dedicated heart, and I am annoyed.
God knows I'm hypocritical and exclusive.
(female) I wish I could hit you and fry you in the oil pan.
Cross the knife mountain and cut off both sides of you
Guanyin has a perfect marriage.
Give me a red rope to save the spoony person.
(Female) Are you sick of this bad heart?
You look beautiful. I really love you.
Kindness, pity, infatuation.
(Female) You think I pity the second one.
(M) Our land is like a flying swallow, full of lotus flowers.
(Female) It's wrong for you to have the cheek like a loser.
I want to be a butterfly. My skirt is always on the edge.
You will be a ghost, and your life will be short.
I swear to haunt you for ghosts.
(Female) You are a loser. You're dead.
90 Prince and Dancer
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(Male singer) Sweet, sweet. It's very sweet of you to call Sister Feng.
It's a pity that a shop name is unnatural.
It's really a joke to have sex with dragons and phoenixes. It should win me a phoenix.
Today, the Dragon and Phoenix Branch put down a dragon and phoenix feast.
Our two families are very close.
(Female singer) What do you think are all your moral principles?
If you want to order, please cut it for me. I am willing to listen to me until you are buried.
(Male singer) Let you have a dragon intestine and a phoenix wing.
I don't want anything, as long as Xifeng gives her heart.
(Female singer) Open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open.
I really hate that you only pick flowers and butterflies, so don't worry about it.
(Male singer) Our foreign land is tied to thousands of miles.
I am the emperor and the dragon.
(Female singer) Dragons will fly to the sky.
(Male singer) Why are you being suspicious and cheating?
(Female singer) You are really crazy about your family.
(Male singer) There is evidence that today's treasures are currently printed.
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