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Funny automatic reply sentences (Part 1)

1. I’m sorry that the user you contacted has been deleted by Tencent because he was too handsome. Please inquire for details. Thank you.

2.[Automatic reply] Say what you want first, and I will decide whether to be here or not!

3. What makes you interrupt my relationship with xxx?

4. Wait a moment and you will see it

5. Sorry, the user you are calling is not at the computer. Please slam your monitor now until it sparks. , I will reply to you when I hear the sound

6. If you don’t reply to my message, you are a stinky pig. It is normal for me not to reply to your message. Which fairy is not busy?

7. Please join our Exquisite Pig Group to catch up on your sleep and have fun together.

8. Hello, this is an automatic reply. I can chat with you, but I only know this sentence.

9. But you have to treat me to potato chips first. I want Tomato flavor

10. If you don’t reply to a message, you are in love.

11. Don’t disturb me while I’m studying.

12. Hello

13. Hello, look for Dora when exploring, look for Igubigu when washing your face, look for Spongebob when you are hungry, shout "Oh Potato" when looking for tools, and ask for Solve the problem and find super detectives and think about it with them, but I just don't have time anyway.

14. Where is Qiangzi’s mother?

15. The instant reply is cooling down and the automatic reply sentence is funny (Part 2)

16. There is a mole, It's not convenient to reply now.

17. The breeze refuses to come, and the scorching sun refuses to set.

18. Yi Yang Qianxi’s wife is not here

19. If you want me to reply, you can treat me to spicy noodles

20. Hello, I am her boyfriend Friend, if you have anything, you can tell me because I recently found that many men are chatting with her. I love this girl very much and she is very possessive. I hope my baby will not be seduced by others. Although I, Wang Yuan, am very busy, I will also find time. Accompanying her

21. Just call me daddy

22. I am comparing photosynthesis with cats, and transpiration with green plants.

23. Don’t move when you see the news. I’ll buy you oranges and I’ll be right back.

24. The lamb is lost and I’m looking for the sheep.

25. [Automatic reply] Hello, our boss has gone to the universe to pick stars. If there is anything, I can help you tell her, but you have to treat me to some potato chips first. I want tomato flavor.

On 26.14, I went to the Fairy Castle to play cards with the Fairy Queen. If I had anything to do, I went to Maggie Miyuki and Xiaolan and asked them to tell me through the music box.

27. [Automatic reply] I'm here, but I don't want to talk to you. If you want to chat, you have to answer a question first, which came first, the chicken or the egg?

28. Hello, you have a new love order, please check it in time

29. If you come to visit me and I am not here, please sit with the flowers outside my door for a while, they are very warm .

30. You continue talking and I pretend to listen. Funny QQ automatic reply sentences

Funny QQ automatic reply sentences Part 1

1. Sorry, I am a student and a flower of the motherland. I cannot chat with you for a long time. And replying to your messages easily will make it appear that I don’t like studying.

2. Hello

3.[Automatic reply] I am the automatic answering machine. My master has gone to dinner. What can you say to me?

4. "Be right back after the commercial"

5. [Automatic reply] Hello, our boss went to the universe to catch stars. If there is anything, I can help you tell her, but you have to ask her first I eat potato chips, I want tomato flavor.

6. I am comparing photosynthesis with cats and transpiration with green plants.

7. Wait for the passing of time.

8. [Automatic reply] I'm here, but I don't want to talk to you. If you want to chat, you have to answer a question for me first, which came first, the chicken or the egg?

9. If you don’t reply, you are learning. If you don’t reply, you are learning stupidly.

10. Yi Yang Qianxi’s wife is not here

11. Life is so long, why not wait for me

12. I am afraid of being misunderstood when dating Sizi Don't send me messages.

13. I sell dusk in the world, and you wait for me to collect the tenderness in the world to see you.

14. It is detected that this user has been kidnapped by DingTalk, Xuetong, and U Campus, and the connection cannot be established.

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16. [Auto-reply] The user you contacted was eaten by a pig

17. Because there is nothing you can do, let nature take its course. Because I have nothing to rely on, I am content with whatever comes.

18. Please press five to continue the fire

19. Hello, I am an automatic reply. You can chat with me, but this is what I know.

20. [Automatic reply] The wind is too strong. What did you say? I don’t want to hear it.

21. I am installing elevators on Everest, installing plastic wrap on the Badaling Great Wall, mining lunar rocks on the moon, and installing awnings on the Pacific Ocean. How can your trivial things disturb my sweet dreams.

22. Wangzai QQ candy, don’t QQ me if you have any questions.

23. Not available, not available, very busy.

24. When the weather is cold, drink more hot water and dream less

25. If you don’t reply to my messages, you are just a stinky pig. It’s normal if I don’t reply to your messages. Which fairy are you seeing? Not busy.

26. Sorry, the user you are calling is not at the computer. Please slam your monitor now until it sparks. I will reply to you after hearing the sound.

27. The user you contacted was eaten by a pig

28. If you don’t reply, you are in love.

29. You were very happy at first, but then you learned to fall in love.

30. You are welcome to leave a message. QQ’s automatic reply sentence is funny.

QQ’s automatic reply sentence is funny (Part 1).

1. Yi Yang Qianxi’s woman Message received, will reply later! !

2. Please join our Exquisite Pig Group to catch up on your sleep and have fun together.

3. Chat and reply 2

4. The other party is connecting to the satellite signal, please wait for the current progress 1

5. Stay here and don’t move , I'll buy you some oranges.

6. The other party is running naked and has run out of the service area

7. Talk to you later and reply 4

8. QQ automatic reply copywriting is cute and funny. Collection of humorous sentences 1

9. If you come to visit me and I am not here, please sit with the flowers outside my door for a while, they are very warm.

10. If you say you’re not here, you’re not here! Believe it or not, I'm not even here!

11. Memory is a flowerless rose that will never fail.

12. The recovery skill is on cooldown

13. Just call me daddy

14. He is not that good, but I can’t forget him.

15. You hold the flowers and smile, and the sky is filled with sunset.

Funny automatic reply sentences from QQ (Part 2)

16. Sorry, the other party has turned on friend verification

17. Hello, I am not bored now. I hope you will find me again when I am bored

18. On the top score.

19. Wait, wait, wait! ...Coming, coming.

20. You are the beauty limited to summer, and you will reply within the appreciation period.

21. Closed today.

22. Gurudev drowned in the ocean of knowledge.

23. Please enter I love you 520 times to call me

24. [Automatic reply] I am an automatic answering machine. My master has gone to dinner. What can you say? Tell me

25. I’m going to eat shit, I’ll give you some in a while

26. Don’t disturb me when I’m basking in the sun

27. Ask Age reply 0

28. [Automatic reply] The fairy is descending to earth, please wait patiently

29. I don’t want you to think, I only want what I feel, I think I don’t want to care about you.

30. Hello, I am discussing with Gunara, the God of Darkness, on how to destroy the Demon Fairy Castle. If you have any difficulties, please contact Super Wings or call the Paw Patrol Team. Anyway, I am not here right now! Funny reply sentences QQ automatically replies funny sentences

Recommended funny reply sentences

1. Tell you not to force me. If you force me again, I will pretend to be dead for you.

2. Waiting is the first step in life.

3. Pray that heaven and earth will let go of a pair of lovers, and that what you are afraid of will never happen.

4. Your appearance surpasses human imagination

5. In love life, what is more terrifying than not being able to find a sense of security? It is not being able to find condoms.

6. She looked at him with regret and said: Can the surgery be restored?

7. Shepherds are anxious all their lives; Taurus are guarded all their lives; Geminis are cautious all their lives. Wandering; Cancer, waiting all his life; Leo, controlling all his life; Virgo, preparing all his life; Libra, weighing all his life; Scorpio, all his life

8. Buying lottery tickets and finding a wife What's the difference? One is about choosing, the other is about choosing a wife.

9. What do you like about me? I like you, stay away from me

10. Some things change forever once you turn around.

11. The highest state of love is to withstand the ordinary passing years.

12. You are really like a goddess who descended to earth and landed face first~~

13. I am a passerby that you turn around and forget about, why should I accompany you to the end of the world in wasting time?

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14. You used to be inseparable from me, but now you avoid me like the plague.

15. You haven’t fully evolved yet, so it’s really hard for you to look like a human being.

16. Go and look in the mirror yourself!

17. You look very brutal!!

18. I thought you were just with the number in the middle , I didn’t expect you to be a combination of two numbers.

19. I don’t want to hit you anymore. You go to the zoo to see if there is a suitable job for you. You can easily be shot by the police if you run around on the street like this.

Popular Funny Reply Sentences

1. I don’t need you to understand, I just need you to shut up.

2. I not only have a car, but also a bicycle.

3. God said there should be light, but I said I opposed it, so darkness appeared in the world.

4. Men conquer women by conquering the world! Women conquer the world by conquering men!

5. Expose your complaints to the sun every day, and your mood will not be lacking in calcium.

6. When someone pushes you down, no matter how hard or tired you are, you must stand up and give her a hard slap in the face.

7. Damn, I’ve been waiting for your news for a long time, and all I got was a haha, you thought I was telling a fucking joke.

8. If you are not afraid of brothers who are like gods, then be afraid of friends who are like dogs.

9. God gave us seven emotions and six desires, but we turned them into pornography and violence.

10. I accidentally cut my finger while cutting meat today, and the blood stained the pork. A friend came over and said lightly: Are you recognizing your relatives through blood?

11. I got poisoned after eating bad food two days ago and was half dead from hunger. Later, I really had nothing to vomit and felt like vomiting. I couldn’t spit it out! I heard that I could put chopsticks into my throat and spit it out! I squatted beside the toilet with a pair of chopsticks and hesitated for a long time! I just put them into my mouth. My mother came in! Knocked off my chopsticks. Terrified! No matter how hungry you are, you can’t eat shit!!

12. A woman’s kindness is not reflected in her liking for flowers or small animals, but in whether she can give up her seat to the elderly on the bus

13. What do you like about me? I like you, stay away from me

14. Brother, can you lower the resolution on your face?

15 .I don’t care that you don’t care about me.

16. There is no greater sorrow than an undying heart.

The latest funny reply sentences

1. Listen to sad songs and watch happy plays.

2. Your sudden words of "I love you" made me burst into tears in the noisy train station.

3. When we are in the minority, we can test our courage; when we are in the majority, we can test our tolerance.

4. In those years of cardamom, whoever promised it would live forever.

5. When two people are together, it is more about accepting each other than changing each other. So when it comes to tolerance, if you only think about change, it is not life, it is war.

6. The relationship has always been shallow, but the love is deep.

7. Like flowers and beautiful families, the years pass like a fleeting time.

8. You scold me now because you don’t understand me yet. When you understand me in the future, you will definitely hit me.

9. When you do it right, no one will remember. When you do it wrong, even breathing is wrong.

10. If life were only like the first time we met.

11. Love is so short, forgetting is so long.

12. Those things that eventually make you fall into trouble are always good at first.

13. The tenderness you give and the tenderness you lose are the gentlest tenderness.

14. The fairy tale is over, and forgetting is happiness.