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Humorous sentences (a collection of 60 sentences) used to announce marriage and issue licenses to friends.

Announce the marriage license and send a humorous sentence to the circle of friends. The warmest thing I can think of is having you every day.

2. Live a good life and love you slowly, neither too early nor too late, but only you.

Because of xxx's good performance, this certificate is issued as an encouragement.

I have planned to like you since the beginning of the story.

5. It's a long way, Xiu Yuan, stumbling, sharing love with each other.

6. Love you, be serious and timid, and stick to it.

7. The two luckiest things in my life: one is that time has finally exhausted my love for you; One was the day a long time ago, when I met you.

8. Every time we had a fierce argument, we really never left.

9. Everything I have learned, met and encountered in my life is to prepare for meeting you.

10. From then on, someone asked me if the porridge was hot, and I was accompanied at dusk.

1 1. Set a date and live together legally.

12. Just be lucky twice. I met you until the end, and now it has been realized once, and I will give it to you again.

13. Lonely smoke and boundless Wan Li sand. Fortunately, I can walk with you.

14. The three most beautiful days in this world are: the day with you, the day with me, and the day with you and me becoming us.

15. I have a certified job today and money in the future.

16. The marketing of older women was successful!

17. I can't promise you that everything will get better, but I promise you won't have to face it alone from now on.

18. For the rest of my life, snow is you, but it is you.

19. Years later, when you hold a wedding with her and exchange rings, will you remember that you owe me a future, too?

20. Hello, everyone. Please prepare some money.

I will love you for a long time, from school uniform to wedding dress.

22. Dad, the flowers you raised were taken away with flowers and pots.

23. How long is life? I have loved you for so long all my life.

25. The dog sits at home and food falls from the sky.

26. Two surnames get married, one party contracts, and the marriage is eternal, matching the same name.

27. With you, I have everything.

28. I am certified to work today.

29. Enjoy the sunshine bath, only we can read happiness.

30. Looking back on the past 500 times, this life has passed. I am grateful to have you in my life. I just want to grow old with you and accompany you to the ends of the earth.

3 1. Free notebook, not free.

32. Live in one place all your life and sleep next to one person all your life.

As a student, I finally got a national certificate.

34. A lifetime agreement is always good. At this point, the mind returns to the forest, and the horse has a reins. Teacher Zhang is a wife for the first time. Please give me more advice in the future.

35. You are all married, so I quickly took out my own evidence to suppress the alarm.

36. It is said that marriage is the grave. Anyway, lie down first.

37. Don't ask for advice for the rest of your life, just listen to me.

38. Hello, everyone. Please prepare some money.

39. Being married, there is no doubt about love.

I hereby swear that I will be loyal to my wife after marriage, work hard, give her the happy life she wants, sacrifice myself for my wife and family at any time, and never betray her.

Announce the marriage license and send a humorous sentence in the circle of friends. Article 3 4 1. Everyone is showing friends in Weibo. ...

42. It is rumored that I got married recently. Here I want to clarify that it is true!

43. I made an amazing deal today. I spent 9 yuan to buy someone to go home.

44. Daniel Wu can't marry me, but you married me!

45. Time flies, I only care about you.

46. Because of the good performance of * students, this card is issued as an encouragement.

47. Like is a touch of love. Love is deep love. I hope we can go home together in the future, instead of sending you home.

48. Thank you for accompanying me from school uniform to wedding dress. You are enough for my life.

I do all the housework.

I love you, but I love you more.

5 1. I was arched away by a pig

I can forget many things, but only you are my exclusive memory.

Please give me more advice for the rest of my life.

Please give me some advice for the rest of your life.

Please read my name quietly in your lonely and sad days. And said: someone is thinking about me, and I live in the heart of one person in the world.

56. The revolution was successful and the red flag was lowered. I will find a friend to play mahjong tonight, and you will sleep alone.

Friends, I am a married man, so don't call me after nine o'clock, okay?

58. This certificate is issued to encourage you to get full marks.

59. Get married and make money!

60. May your marriage and love be unbreakable. Harmonious and beautiful, grow old together.

Funny and humorous wedding copywriting sentences are sent to friends circle (a collection of 64 sentences)

Funny and humorous sentences about getting married are sent to the circle of friends. Since we hold each other's hands, we will never try to escape.

What I envy is not the vigorous love, but the company I once had.

We can only get the certificate at noon, because sooner or later I will die happily.

The happiest thing in the world is that someone trusts you, someone accompanies you, someone understands you, someone dotes on you, and someone waits for you, and the reason is because I love you.

I will ask you for the rest of my life.

6. Let's go to Baishi, and no one is allowed to bake oil secretly.

7. I heard that my husband's family is good and my daughter is willing to listen for a lifetime.

I can still live well without you, but I would like to be with you. This is love. See the right words today. The essence of love is willingness. I am willing to do many things for you, I am willing to put everything down for you, I am willing to compromise, and I am willing to spend my life together.

9. After three years' investigation, this certificate is issued for encouragement.

10. Congratulations.

1 1. I can't promise you that everything will get better, but I promise you won't have to face it alone from now on.

12. Your flowers were taken away with flowers and flowerpots.

13. Not everyone can replace it, it is the only place in my heart.

14. license: I wish us a happy cooperation in the future.

15. Dear, they all say that marriage is the grave of love, but if we don't get married, our love will have no good end!

16. With me, there will be no more pigs.

17. I want to try the wedding photos in this photo studio. I tried to go out and pull the card. Well, you guessed it. We are all Aries.

18. Congratulations on becoming my legal first heir.

19. I don't need your advice for the rest of my life, just listen to me!

20. The circle of friends wrote "earning" and the daughter-in-law wrote "losing".

2 1. I don't need your advice for the rest of my life. Listen to me.

The so-called years are quiet and good, but it is best to have someone who understands your warmth and coldness, your joys and sorrows, and you can live up to the rest of your life. May we have a tacit understanding with each other and stay hand in hand after going to Qian Fan.

23. The night under the moon with you is already deep, so I will share the wine with you.

24. Drink alcohol and grow old with your son. The harp is in the imperial court. Keep quiet.

25. Today is vivid and concrete. There is only one you.

26.2065438+May 20, 2008 13: 04, I was officially removed from the shelf.

27. Looking up at the rainbow and holding an umbrella in the rain is my deepest memory of you.

28. He came with Xia.

29. Sharpness slightly converges on husband and wife and beauty; There is no dispute about everything, and the couple are very warm.

30. I was bombed at first, but I was still stunned for a long time.

3 1. At first, I just wanted a hug, accidentally added a kiss, and then I wanted a bed, a room and a marriage certificate.

32. Being a wife for the first time sometimes doesn't work well, so just follow me. thank you

33. The Civil Affairs Bureau sent an object today, and I went to get one.

I wanted something today, but I married her.

35. Get achievements: bind the other half of your life.

36. Let's spend the rest of our lives together.

37. Loving you is sweet, comfortable, happy, happy and happy.

38. I paid all the private money.

39. We are like two perfectly matched puzzles. You know all my unspeakable tenderness.

40. A lifetime agreement is always good. At this point, the mind returns to the forest, and the horse has a reins. Teacher Zhang is a wife for the first time. Please give me more advice in the future.

4 1. I see you, and I am afraid of getting an electric shock; I can't see you. I need to recharge. Without you, I think I will cut off the power.

42. Rivers and lakes are far away, and we all go to the same place.

Funny and humorous marriage license copy sentences are sent to friends. 43. As a student, I finally have a national certificate.

44. If I am not careful, I hope I can grow old with you. Even if there are many twists and turns along the way, I just want you as the ending.

45. I want to go shopping, cook, watch TV and live a simple life with you.

46. Have you met the people around me? They are people who want to spend their lives with me.

47. I am not a changeable building, I am just a structure hidden in my heart, the beautiful person who is willing to silently support you!

48. That's it. He was sentenced to prison for his wife 100.

49. Thank you for accompanying me for so many years. I just want to be with you all my life.

50. I hope you don't just have to be strong in front of me.

5 1. The most beautiful fairy tale in the world is to have ups and downs with you.

52. You are unique in the world, and I have this uniqueness since then.

53. From a certain day to a certain day (from the date of love to the date of marriage).

54. It thunders in spring, windy in summer, rainy in autumn and snowy in winter. I have you all the year round, more than countless people in the world ~

Compared with men's promises, marriage certificates are much more reliable. Without it, you are playing house.

56. Be a layman and thank you for your love.

57. Being a wife for the first time. If something is not done well, just follow me. Thank you!

58. It is fate, the joy of cheating, and the boredom of being here for a long time. This ten-mile red makeup is like your blushing cheeks, which makes people intoxicated. Thank you for being the brightest star in my plain years.

59. Goodbye to the big forest, I was entangled in a crooked-neck tree.

60. With the company of the world of mortals, get fat for nothing.

6 1. The most beautiful flower has taken root in her soil.

62. It begins at first sight and ends in old age.

63. You are my hero, and I see your colorful auspicious clouds.

64. Official announcement

It's funny and humorous to get married and get a license to send a circle of friends.

The sentence of getting married and getting a license to send a circle of friends is funny and humorous (I) 1. Friends who have received my money, it's time to pay interest.

I don't have any promises. I just want to spend your money to sleep in your bed, eat your food and be your wife.

I can still live well without you, but I want to be with you. This is love. See the right words today. The essence of love is willingness. I am willing to do many things for you, I am willing to put everything down for you, I am willing to compromise, and I am willing to spend my life together.

I'm not good, as long as you don't dislike me. You don't need it. I am glad I like it.

If all your deep feelings are disappointed, I will give you a long stream of water to accompany you all your life.

6. Hello, everyone. Please prepare some money.

7. In the future, I will tie your hair, wash your hands to make bridal soup, spray perfume on your hands, sew clothes, embroider lines and make your bed.

8. Some people will hold you on the top of their hearts and like what you like like like a fool. Some people will protect your girl's heart and make you believe in love again.

9. The world of mortals keeps you company.

10. Today is your wedding day, and the fairy couple is you. May you love each other forever.

1 1. I harvested a big trotter.

12. For the rest of my life, snow is you, but it is you.

13. "Married" and "Married"

14. My husband took the marriage certificate and said in surprise: How did the marriage certificate change to this?

15. Today, the Civil Affairs Bureau sent an object and took one home.

16. Since a person is allowed to generalize, he is willing to be generous all his life.

17. Loyal love fills my heart, and I can't estimate the wealth I enjoy.

18. I wish the rest of my life, knowing each other well, sharing happiness, sharing the same space, and growing old together.

19. Let's take our time. Please make suggestions for the rest of our lives.

The sentence of getting married and getting a license to send a circle of friends is funny and humorous (Chapter II) 20. Wandering for the first half of my life, I am willing to make soup for you for the second half.

2 1. From now on, I can only call you "you" because you are in my heart. ...

22. "I got my driver's license today." "What a coincidence, me too."

23. I am willing to worry about you, and I am willing to protect you all my life.

24. Time has turned you and me into us. Because of you, we move on.

25. The happiest fairy tale is the wealth-obsessed oil, salt, sauce and vinegar tea with you.

26. It's not that I'm too strong, but that no one can spend time killing my spirit.

27. If the deer returns to the forest, it will dock like a boat.

28. The best love letter and promise a man can give a woman is a piece of paper: a marriage certificate.

29. With the known people, I have lived an unknown life.

30. In this life, I am surrounded by you.

3 1. It is this man who ruined my plan to die alone.

32. I really envy this person around me. His eyes are really good.

33. Have you met the people around me? They are people who want to spend their lives with me.

34. Loving you is sweet, comfortable, happy, happy and happy.

35. I paid all the private money.

36. Congratulations to me

37. I made an amazing deal today. I spent nine dollars to buy someone to go home.

38. You are the first person I see when I wake up and open my eyes every morning. I think this life is enough.

The sentence of getting married and issuing a certificate to a circle of friends is funny and humorous (Chapter III) 39. Since ancient times, beauty has been worried, and it is necessary to wait until the next life to get a marriage certificate!

40. The road is long and rugged. You get half the juice and share the love.

4 1. This is Lao Zhang (plus her husband's surname).

42. Yes, I am married, married to love.

43. The man in front of you is a sweetheart. Get a certificate and send a circle of friends.

44. I want to mention the national certificate.

45. I will definitely wait for her until she turns white. I have no regrets.

46. I thank God for letting me meet you. Since then, two people have three meals in one room and four seasons, and my world is all about you.

47. The answer is very long, and I am going to answer it all my life.

48. after eating the whole family bucket, it is a family. (The picture shows the marriage certificate and the family fight)

49. The circle of friends wrote "earning" and the daughter-in-law wrote "losing".

50. This is not the end of the dust, this is just the beginning of the story.

5 1. What I envy is not the vigorous love, but the company I carry with me to my old age.

52. The gentleman next to you, you are lucky to marry such a girl as beautiful as flowers and pure as jade.

You are my warm spring breeze, cold beer and a skirt with summer flavor are my unforgettable scenery.

54. Tell Hugh that I can't wait for him.

55. Since then, two people have a room, three meals and four seasons.

Now I can't find words to describe my mood, but I know I am very happy. I will finally enter the paradise of marriage with my beloved. From now on, we will be legally married.

57. I don't have intoxicating love words, I just want to tidy up you and take you home.

I just want to go on with one person, no matter what I will meet in the future.

59. I've been wandering the rivers and lakes all my life, and your appearance stopped me.

60. Congratulations on becoming my first legal heir.

6 1. Many friends around me are married, so I also got a certificate today to suppress the alarm.

62. Because of the good performance of * students, this card is issued as an encouragement.

63. Obtained a national certificate.

64. My wish is that if I meet you for the first time, I won't forget you and hold hands.

Look! The legendary first-class certificate!

66. In the years to come, I hope it will be just you and me. Love is my wings and you are my angel.

67. Always compare wings and swear to each other.

68. Looking back on the past 500 times, this life has passed. I am grateful to have you in my life. I just want to grow old with you and accompany you to the ends of the earth.

69. Let go of the date, live together legally, and get a marriage certificate for only nine yuan!

70. It is said that marriage is the grave. Anyway, lie down first.

7 1. I will not be spared in my life. See you at the Civil Affairs Bureau.

72. Today is vivid and concrete. There is only one you.

73. Life and death are rich and prosperous, and the son inherits it. Hold your hand and grow old with your son.

74. In the days to come, we should wash more clothes and cook more. ...

75. Before, the person in front of me was a sweetheart. From then on, my sweetheart is a pillow person.

Literary sentences in the circle of friends after marriage (commonly used 60 sentences)

Get married and get a certificate to send a circle of friends. 1. Hello, everyone, this is my second half price.

I am not the only woman in the world, but you chose me, which shows that I am the most suitable for you.

3. A sense of belonging means that you strongly want to be with him. "Security" means that you feel that he strongly wants to be with you. "Happiness" means that we both want to be together strongly and finally come together.

Dear, they all say that marriage is the grave of love, but if we don't get married, our love will have no good end!

5. In the future, I will be a certified person.

6. The road is long and rugged. You get half the juice and share love with each other.

7. Happiness is holding hands with each other until the end of life.

I don't need your advice for the rest of my life. Listen to me.

From then on, kites have wind, dolphins have the sea, and you have me.

10. The sweetest thing I can think of is that I like you every day.

1 1. Friends who have received my money should pay back the interest.

12. Every day in the future, I will love you more than yesterday.

13. Like money, you can get a 15% discount.

14. Sorry, Mom, I can still get married.

15. Love what I love, like you as much as I can, and I'm glad to be you; I want to see you, not far from Wan Li.

16. I just want to walk the rivers and lakes. Your presence stopped me.

17. Every time we quarreled fiercely, we really never left.

18. I want to be your lifelong lover, and I want to be your lifelong concern.

19. It must be a special fate to become a family along the way.

20. Congratulations on getting the marriage certificate.

Get married and get a certificate to send a circle of friends. 2 1. Egg yolk is happy because she has an eggshell that loves her.

22. Hold your hand and grow old with your son. Mr. x, please give me some advice!

23. Your home is where you are. If you decide to travel around the world, I will accompany you through thick and thin.

24. The notebook is in order!

25. I don't want much, as long as you don't mind. You don't have to be so good, as long as I like it.

26. Your name, my wife, my name and your husband.

27. My heart is a bird in the wilderness. I found the sky in your eyes.

28. One person knows better than ten thousand people.

29. The Milky Way is rolling. You are the ideal on earth.

30. I have you along the way, accompanying me with joy and sadness. I will cherish this sincere love all my life.

3 1. graduated with a first-class certificate.

I hereby swear that I will be loyal to my wife after marriage, work hard, give her the happy life she wants, sacrifice myself for her and her family at any time, and never betray her.

33. My lover is a world hero. He drove a colorful auspicious cloud to marry me.

34. Being married, there is no doubt about love.

35. My wish is that if I meet you for the first time, I won't forget you and hold hands.

36. How long is a life? Life is when I love you.

37. Today's headline: Congratulations to Mr. xx on his 70-year imprisonment for his wife.

I will ask you for the rest of my life.

39. You are a very lovely person. You really deserve to meet someone better. I'm glad I am.

40. Sharpness slightly converges on husband and wife and beauty; There is no dispute about everything, and the couple are very warm.

Get married and get a license to send a circle of friends 4 1. Eddie Peng Yuyan Yuyan, I am the woman you will never get in your life!

I don't need to teach you more for the rest of my life. Listen to me.

After all the seasons, I still love your spring, summer, autumn and winter.

44. The man in front of you is a sweetheart. Get a certificate and send a circle of friends.

45. A lifetime agreement is always good. At this point, the mind returns to the forest, and the horse has a reins. Teacher Zhang is a wife for the first time. Please give me more advice in the future.

46. You will listen to me for the rest of your life!

47. Daniel Wu can't marry me, but you married me!

I gave you this heart. I hope you can take good care of it.

Compared with men's promises, marriage certificates are much more reliable. Without it, you are playing house.

50. Thank you for accompanying me from school uniform to wedding dress. You are enough for my life.

5 1. Looking back 500 times, this life has passed. I am grateful to have you in my life. I just want to grow old with you and accompany you to the ends of the earth.

Look! The legendary first-class certificate!

I have no choice but to love you.

You don't need to give me more advice for the rest of your life, just listen to me.

I can forget many things, but only you are my exclusive memory.

56. In my life, starting from today, I have become us.

57. Spring breeze is not as good as yours.

58. If all your deep feelings are disappointed, I will give you a long stream of water to accompany you all your life.

59. Good luck and get married today.

60. Kissing you means loving you, and making you unreasonable means hurting you.