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Five brain teasers
Ans: Nokia (getting off the plane ~)
2. Win in time and evaluate a car brand.
A: Porsche
It is said that there was a famous brand store that offered a 10% discount before. A woman went in to sweep the goods from the left, but she left Lebanon and died. Is she dead?
A: Death.
4. Do you know how to laugh at BB?
Because if you can laugh, you won't cry.
5. Can you learn anything from the wild?
A: The library.
6. What is the most handsome button on the side of the keyboard?
A: F4
7. Will L training low left become baa?
A: The plane (flat)
8. baa hair is the most common?
A: Normal.
9. Xiaoming did his summer homework himself and died the next day. What can he do?
Ans: I can't live because of my homework.
10. City in the sky. It is estimated that a place name in Hong Kong is Ans: Kennedy (Departure) City.
1 1. Uncle McDonald, estimate the name of a country.
A: Myanmar (without electricity)
12. What do students fear most?
Ans: East Star (not upgraded)
13. What are the legs of wild boar?
A: orb
14. Fish has no feet, crab has no wings, and shrimp has no baa?
A: Taro
15. Is there fish eggs and ice cream in Yu Danfen's noodles?
A: Seven.
16. Can you put it in the refrigerator?
Ans: Secret, because you can't tell secrets.
17. By the way, have any TV artists combed their hair?
Zhu Mimi, because you can't comb your breasts.
18. Pineapple is yellow and Barbaro is green?
A: Kay Louro.
19. McDull bathed himself and estimated the name of a modern literary writer.
Ans: Zhu Ziqing
20. There are 26 English letters in English. When e and t turn left, how many lowercase English letters will there be?
Ans: 2 1, because ET left by UFO.
2 1. What is the field below terrorists?
A: Denominator of fear
22. What is the middle line?
A: The fear branch
23. Is football Zhu, basketball Lan and judo Ba?
Ans: Last name is Christmas, because it's Christmas Day again, and it's Christmas Day again ~
24.minna no tabo wears red lipstick and estimates a new English word.
Ans: direction (big red lips)
25. When is six minus two equal to zero?
A: When making six gei gestures.
26. There is a monster invading the earth. What should we do?
Ans: Sing the March (Superman theme song lyrics: This March, once played high, the monster ran away ~)
27. Congratulations on getting rich. Estimate the name of a country.
A: Belgium (Billy is)
28.NDS plays PSP, which one will win?
Ans:NDS, because NDS is a bending machine (folding machine)
39. How happy will it be to solve the problem?
Ans: because happy new year ~ ~
30. Do you want to have a father in winter?
Ans: Doraemon (ending song: Dump a dad in winter, dump a dad in winter, Doraemon)
3 1. After a long day, A dreams of becoming a doctor.
A: Husband.
32. Have a dream in the morning, and the teacher's illness will be more contagious than the other one?
A: Stretch men, because stretch men stretch men.
From the above question, who was the first to be infected? (Not Doraemon)
Ans: Shinji, because Nohara Shinsuke.
34. What is Doraemon's surname?
Ans: Wu (opening song: Doraemon ~)
35. What a good solution! A, if you dream of becoming Japanese, can't you go outdoors?
Because he can't see his fingers.
36. Explain that there are Tokyo, Nanjing and Beijing in the world, but there is no Xijing.
Ans: Because western classics are more left-handed than Tang Sanzang.
37.Hello Kitty saw a cross in Deardanier's block, which means Kitty will give Daniel a beating?
Because this intersection is dirty.
38. The earth explodes to the left, why go to the edge?
The right side of the earth
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39. When does nine plus four equal one?
A: Look at the clock.
40. Guangdong produces winter melon, Guangnan produces pumpkin, Guangxi produces watermelon, and Guang Bei produces it?
Ans: Make a scene, because you can't (Guang Bei) make a scene.
4 1. Can you type?
Ans: Bananas, because they don't play bananas.
42. A mouse has two feet?
Answer: Mickey Mouse.
43. Judging from the above questions, does baa duck have two feet?
A: All ducks (including Donald Duck).
44. How to create a tense atmosphere with the same stool in the Sanduang District?
Answer: lamp stool
45. Is the daily necessities a gei product in the 1980s?
Ans: Oil, because oil is not from the 1980s ~
46. Fu Cha is from Wu and Vietnamese, and Gou Jian is a Tatar?
A: DAMIAN LAU.
47. Bread A, B, C and D, which bread is bitter?
Ans: c, because the baker (c is bitter)
48. When does one plus one equal three?
A: When fruit is wrong.
49. Will noon be greater than two, and two will be greater than five?
Ans: when guessing the bag and cutting the hammer fruit
50. Can animals tear eels?
Ans: Snake, because Youseman (snake tears eel)
5 1. Xiaoming is better than Daming, and Daming is better than Bian?
Ans: Dogs, because I've heard a lot about you (dogs breed Daming)
52. Is Yakult a delicious shelf?
You drank Zuo Wei today.
53. What is the most disgusting haircut product in Di Yun?
Ans: Meiyuan shines, because Meiyuan shines and will not be "played".
54. Amin and Ashan robbed the bank, but they fled. But d, when the police chased Guo, they didn't chase Amin, but chased Ashan to death. What's the solution?
Ans: Because of the Himalayas (at least La 'a Mountain).
55. AAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBABBAAA estimates an English daily expression.
Ans: Long time no see (C)
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