A few jokes! More! A short joke ~ ~

Cobra is highly myopic. After the first date with the elephant, she said to the elephant's nose, hey, it's very kind of you to bring such a big pig!

When the hunter met the tiger, he pretended to be calm and stared at the tiger with terrible eyes. Suddenly, the tiger knelt down with his hands folded, and the hunter proudly said, you know what you are doing! After a while, the tiger said slowly, after praying, get ready for dinner.

I come gently, and I go back heavily. I waved my sleeves and walked away with my doctorate.

In math class, the teacher talked about equation transformation. On the platform, he rolled up his sleeves and shouted: Attention, classmates! I'm going to change. ...

Since ancient times, whose life has no shit and whose shit doesn't use paper? If you don't use toilet paper, do you use your fingers? !

The husband of the fly took his wife to the toilet for dinner. The mother fly asked: Husband, why do we always eat shit? When can we stop eating shit? The male fly said angrily, don't ask such disgusting questions when eating!

A drunk accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by to watch. A policeman came over: What's the matter? Drunk: I don't know, just arrived!

On a dark night in summer, a group of tadpoles lay by the pond in the sun. ...

Among the three brothers, the eldest is called a robber, the second is called a kitchen knife, and the third is called trouble. One day, the third child was arrested for something, and the eldest child and the second child went to the police station. Policeman: What are you doing? Boss: I'm a robber. I brought a kitchen knife to make trouble.

The hungry wolf is looking for food, and he hears that a family member is training the child: If you cry again, I will throw you out to feed the wolf! The child cried all night, and the wolf sighed the next morning: human beings are not trustworthy!

Xiaoli entered the aristocratic kindergarten. During the interview, the teacher took out a bill for 10 yuan: "What is this?" Xiaoli: "My mother abolished it for beggars." Teacher: "You got in!"

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