106 classic funny adapted verses

1. In the middle of the night, ghosts knock on the door and pedestrians want to die on the road

2. The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves in front and die on the beach

3. Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, southeast, northwest, middle and white

4. Three thousand beauties in the harem will grind the iron rod into needles

5. Take off your clothes and belt and never regret it Yixiao makes people look haggard

6. Is it okay to give more than one share of love in thousands of mountains and rivers

7. If you are poor, you will be alone, but if you are rich, you will have a group of wives and concubines

11. If the sky is affectionate, the old man will die early

12. I am born with talents that will be useful. The mouse son can dig holes

13. An exam Egrets fly in front of the mountain, ＿＿＿＿＿? My classmate got it right very neatly: a turtle crawls by the river in East Village.

14. A classmate asked: I wish you a long life. The answer: I wish you a lasting memory. I laughed wildly at the time, but now I think it is quite classic.

15. A classmate filled in: I am born with talent. You must use critical moments to show your magical powers

16. There was a test: Laowu Lao and the person's old, the classmate filled in: Wife, my wife and the person's wife. --!

17. A classmate answered the paper like this. Is there bright moonlight in front of the bed__________? The answer is: Li Bai sleeps sweetly.

18. In the Chinese language test, there is a revolutionary poem in the fill-in-the-blank box: In and out for people The door was locked, ____________________, and a voice shouted:

19. Chinese language exam final exam answer: Good medicine tastes bitter but is good for the disease. Answer: You would be a fool if you don't take it. Since ancient times, no one has died. Answer: It’s just that people die in sequence. Ending: After the parent-teacher conference, my colleague was left by the teacher to lecture...

20. In the monthly exam, one question asked me to write down the next sentence of "I am born with talents that will be useful." A gifted student replied, "The son of a mouse can dig holes." The Chinese teachers in the entire office laughed wildly without any image."

21. Female: Have you ever had a girlfriend?

22 , Male: ...If you don’t think about it, you will never forget it.

23. Female: Dead? How did you die?

24. Male: Mountain and Tianling, the river is exhausted, and the winter thunder. Waves of summer rain and snow.

25. Female: Oh, it’s a natural disaster. How did you get here all these years?

26. Male: His face is dusty and smoky, his hands are gray and his fingers are black.

27. Female: Alas, it’s not easy. What was your first feeling when you saw me?

28. Male: Suddenly, the spring breeze comes, and thousands of pear blossoms bloom. Open.

29. Female: (blushing) Is it that good?

30. Male: It is not pure beauty that can be conveyed by dross, but spirit that is hard to describe.

31. Female: Flatterer - do you have ideals?

32. Male: He is young and ambitious, but he dares to laugh at Huang Chao for not having a husband.

33. Female: What are your... views on love?

34. Male: Only in this mountain, nowhere in the depths of the clouds

35. Female: Do you like reading?

36. Male: There are twelve volumes of military books, and each volume has the name of the father!

37. Female: Are you exaggerating? You are so talented, why are you still single?

38. Male: My sister-in-law is unmarried, and Lianzi knows how miserable she is.

39. Female: (laughing) If, I mean if, I agree to marry you, you. How do you plan to treat me?

40. Man: A piece of ice is in the jade pot!

41. Woman: Do you promise not to be tempted by other women?

42. Male: I can't stand the trouble, but my heart is like a well.

43. Female: I'll believe you for now, but I'm planning to go to the United States to study. Can you wait for me?

44. Male: After so many years, it should be a good time and beautiful scenery.

45. Female: But...

46. Male: Standing on the railing alone, the world is unlimited, it is easy to say goodbye but difficult to see!

47. Female: But …….

48. Male: Looking at your husband, the river turns to stone and never looks back!

49. Female: After being married for so long, you still miss your original wife Girlfriend?

50. Male: Once upon a time, everything was difficult to overcome, except Wushan.

51. Female: Then why did you marry me back then?

52. Male: I didn’t realize that I was a guest in my dream, and I was just having fun for a while.

53. Female: That’s too much. We are a couple after all.

54. Male: Husband and wife are like birds in the same forest. When disaster strikes, they fly separately.

55. Female: What do you think of our marriage?

56. Male: When I woke up and looked at Chu Jin, I felt chilled in my dream!

< p> 57. Female: Is it that miserable? Are you talking about your first impression of me...

58. Male: Beautiful women fill the spring palace like flowers, and only partridges fly around.

59. Female: That’s not what you said. Could it be that you actually...

60. Male: I couldn’t boast about being sordid in the past, but now I have endless debauchery.

61. Female: I don’t believe it when my friends write to me all the time, but I didn’t expect it to be true!

62. Male: What you see on paper will always be shallow. Know this and act accordingly.

63. Female: Where have your original ideals gone?

64. Male: Let’s change the name to a low-pitched one.

65. Female: (with tears in her eyes) You, didn’t you promise a heart of ice?

66. Male: I can’t bear to see this thing, burn it to ashes.

67. Female: Aren’t you afraid of being ridiculed by your relatives and friends, and being reviled by future generations?

68. Male: I would rather die holding a fragrant branch than blow it down in the north wind.

69. Female: Do I agree to break up?

70. Male: Even if we break up, we are still brothers, so why not have to be flesh and blood relatives.

71. Female: Okay, that’s awesome!

72. Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like a pot of two pots of rice.

73. (The husband with hairy hair will not go to bed), and the wife with chaff will not go to bed. The Chinese teacher is furious!

74. ______________ I long for freedom, but how can a human body crawl out of a dog’s hole... My deskmate’s answer: The hole a dog crawled out of is also locked, all locked!

75. ‘If love lasts forever’ Classmate: It’s time for two people to get married.

76. “Thousands of mountains and rivers are always filled with love.” The classmate replied: Can I give you an extra portion? The marking teacher said right: Love is love, points are points, and it doesn’t matter if you give more than one.

77. "If the sky is sentimental, the sky will also grow old." What is the next sentence? Answer: If you are not romantic, you will waste your youth! Correct answer: If the moon has no regrets, the moon will be full! (Li He's "The Golden Bronze Immortal Says Chinese Songs")

78. "If the sky is affectionate, the sky will also grow old." What is the next sentence? Answer: If a person has love, he will die early. Correct answer: If the moon has no regrets, the moon will be round!

79. "I urge God to cheer up, but God roars at me three times." Correct answer: All kinds of talents are sent to me, Gong Zizhen

80. The waves behind the Yangtze River Push forward the wave. Answer: The former wave died on the beach

81. Thousands of sails passed by the side of the sunken boat, and the students said: The peacock spreads its tail in many ways.

82. The students in the first grade of junior high school are right, climbing to the city and taking in the mountain scenery among the white clouds. The classmate is right: I went to the hotel to hug the young lady to bed. His Chinese teacher vomited blood and died on the spot.

83. The masterpiece of a first-year junior high school student: A ghost knocks on the door in the middle of the night (fill in the blank), and pedestrians on the road want to die.

84. The sun rises in the east and rains in the west, answer: fight at the end of the bed and at the end of the bed

85. When I was in the first year of high school, during a monthly exam, the last sentence was: Look up to the sky and laugh and go out. (Correct answer) How can I be a Penghao person? Someone in the class wrote: I accidentally twisted my waist. There is another sentence, the previous sentence: Hibiscus comes out of clear water, (correct answer) the carvings are naturally removed. Some people write that lotus roots grow out of mud; others even more brilliantly write: heroes emerge from troubled times.

86. In the Chinese language test in the first year of high school, the question was: Dongfeng did not agree with Zhou Lang, what is the next sentence? 80% of the class’s answer was: Losing your wife and losing your troops.

Correct answer: Tongquechun locks Erqiao deeply.

87. Chinese papers in high schools often require poems to be filled in. One question was about "The sub-family of Zhongshan Wolf____________" from "A Dream of Red Mansions". A boy filled in "I am a Siberian tiger", and we all laughed stupidly.

88. In the high school examination, "I don't have the wings of a colorful phoenix, ________". One classmate filled in "The couple returned the home together."

89. In high school, Mao's words: red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue and purple, () the classmate replied: white in the southeast, northwest, and middle.

90. You can see the leopard in the tube. Answer: It scared me... Hahaha (the original text is obvious)

91. Another time, in the test of Tao Yuanming's "I can't bend my waist for five buckets of rice," the classmate filled in "Give me six Just fight"...

92. There is also Li Qingzhao's Ru Meng Ling "Do you know? Do you know? ___________"..." The original sentence is "It should be green, fat, red and thin." The student replied: "Sorry. i don't know. ”

93. In the exam, what is the next sentence of “When the books are used, I will regret the lack of them”? The students replied, “The money is not enough by the end of the month.”

94. In the Chinese exam, asked: When asked how much sorrow you have, the classmate answered, "It's like a pot of Erguotou. The teacher is furious. You drank too much...

95. The second half of a certain sentence by Mr. Lu Xun is " I will splash Xuanyuan with my blood."

96. When asked by relatives and friends in Luoyang, the classmate answered: Please don't tell him. The correct answer is: A piece of ice heart in a jade pot

97. Grapes Glow-in-the-dark cup of fine wine, written by a classmate: Lots of money and beautiful women

98. The first couplet of the final exam is "The hero's sword is not old..." The second couplet of this junior high school student is... "My mother is very charming." Save

99. Please fill in the following sentence in the brackets: If the sky is sentimental, the sky will grow old, (I am only worried that I will not be able to wait)

100. Who has never died since ancient times? Fill in the form , who poops without paper.

101. Previous sentence: The sun rises in the east and rains in the west~ I was asked to fill in the next sentence~ A classmate filled in: Get on the wrong sedan chair and marry the right man~

102. Shoot the horse first before shooting the man. The classmate replied: Catch the traitor in bed.

103. With the wings of a colorful phoenix, the answer: A plucked phoenix is ??not as good as a chicken (the correct answer is that the mind has a clear understanding) < /p>

104. The first sentence of "Flying into ordinary people's homes" should be "In the old days, Wang Xietang Qianyan" wrote: "Konjia Caiba TV, flying into ordinary people's homes" < /p>

105. In an exam in fifth grade, students from the “Three Stooges” were asked to fill in. “They all smelled the same” which made the invigilator and the principal outside laugh.

106. Think Back then, we were strong and powerful. (Ask for the next sentence) Classmate: Look at the current situation.