Joke about class meeting on that theme of legal system

Just a week after going to work, Xiao Wu, who just put on his uniform, decided to treat himself and go to the cinema to see a movie. There was a long queue to buy tickets, and Xiaowu breathed a sigh of relief and came to the end.

"New urban management?" Next to a person asked.

Small arms wonder, "how do you know?

"Well, where does the old city tube line up to buy tickets?"

"Oh." Xiao Wu understood, went straight to the ticket booth, handed in the money and said, "I'll buy a ticket."

"New urban management?" The man in the window smiled.

"How do you know?"

"How can the old chengguan pay for tickets? Just go in, no one dares to stop. "

"Oh." Xiaowu learned it again, but no one stopped him when he tried.

Entering the theater, Xiaowu went downstairs and took a seat casually. Before I could sit still, someone next to me asked, "What about the new city?"

It's really weird. Xiaowu was puzzled, but his mouth was still hard: "Who said that!"

"The old city is upstairs watching movies, and your new city is downstairs."

Xiao Wu went upstairs to have a look, didn't he? There are many urban management here.

Xiaowu picked a seat and sat down. Before long, the film began. A nearby city manager turned to look at him and said coldly, "What about the new city?"

"How do you know that I am the new urban management?"

"The old city manager doesn't sit and watch movies like you, just like me."

Xiaowu learned from the appearance of the old chengguan, put his feet up and put them around the necks of the people in the front row. Sure enough, he was much more comfortable and found some feelings of being a city manager.

Halfway through the movie, Xiao Wu was a little anxious and hurried to the bathroom. At the door of the bathroom, I was stopped by a staff member: "What about the new city?"

Xiao Wu also wondered: "I didn't write it on my forehead. How do you know? "

"Where is the chengguan still here? People pee from upstairs to downstairs. You can think of it as a new kind of urban management. "

Xiao Wu was so ashamed that he almost threw people to the city management. He stood on the edge of the second floor, pulled out a guy and splashed downstairs. ...

"Hey, it's the new Chengguan who pees upstairs!" Suddenly someone shouted downstairs.

"..." Xiao Wu leaned over and looked down.

"Look, people's old urban management is a urine, which is like your new urban management, just pour it on my head!"