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Laughing at the disability of other countries' envoys almost led to the country's demise and even sent my mother as a hostage.

In 597 BC, Xiaoguo died. But Princess Xiao Tong and her son Qi Qinggong, who married Qi in their early years, almost ruined Qi because of one thing. Why? Probably from Qi Qinggong's sense of humor. In 597 BC, the State of Chu defeated the State of Jin, won the hegemony of Chu Jin for a century, destroyed the State of Xiao and defeated the State of Song. After the defeat of the war, Kim's position in the vassal States gradually declined. In the following years, Jin made constant efforts to repair relations with vassal States and restored Jin's status through diplomatic means. So there was Ke's envoy to Qi and his party. Dick is an official of the state of Jin. He is in charge of the state affairs of Jin, with superior wisdom, extensive knowledge and superior ability. His only shortcoming is his lameness. He is physically disabled and determined, and has always been respected by the people of Jin State. When he came to Qi State, Qi Qinggong couldn't help laughing when he saw that he was limping. His walking posture was very funny. After he summoned Xi Ke, he finally burst out laughing. The more he thinks about it, the more coke he feels. How could he not let his mother see such an interesting thing? So, he summoned Ke again and asked his old mother, Xiao Tong's uncle, to hide behind the curtain and watch secretly. When Xi Ke came, Xiao Tong's uncle couldn't help laughing when he saw Xi Ke's funny posture. You know, on major diplomatic occasions, ministers sent to represent the image and dignity of a country are not allowed to be insulted by other countries. Xi Ke was furious and roared, "It's not a newspaper. Don't go into the river again!" I won't take revenge and never set foot on the Yellow River again! I have to say that it is really too much for Qi Qinggong to laugh at foreign ambassadors like this. After Xi returned to the state of Jin, he immediately asked the monarch to cut Qi. Duke Jing of Jin thought it was premature at this time and did not agree. Ke, still resentful, began to plan revenge on Qi, and later killed the emissary of Qi under the pretext. In 589 BC, the State of Qi crusaded against the State of Lu, defended the country and saved the State of Lu, and was defeated by the State of Qi and fled back. Wei and Lu saw that the road was blocked, so they asked Jin for help together. At this time, Chu Zhuangwang was dead, and the State of Jin was eager to make a difference in the Central Plains. So Ke took command and led 800 chariots across Taihang Mountain, pushed eastward, entered the territory of Qi State, and fought against Qi State in Saddle Land. Qi Qinggong is an impatient person. He said to the soldiers, "If you rush again, the Jin army will have dinner." Eat breakfast after the war! So, the hungry Qi army followed the monarch to the battlefield. Xi Ke was shot by a flowing arrow, and blood spilled all over the chariot, but Xi Ke was eager for revenge, so he ignored these and continued to fight. Seeing this morale, 8 jin j fought bravely and charged generously. Qi Qinggong got a genial smile and wanted to retreat. The Qi army, already hungry, was suddenly demoralized and defeated. The red-eyed Jin army bit Qi Qinggong's chariot. Qi Qinggong was helpless and had to exchange positions and costumes with his officials before fleeing back to Linyi. The Jin army pursued Maling, and the envoys of Qi made peace with treasures. Xi Ke disagreed and demanded two things. First of all, Qi Kezhi's Qi Qing Ma Gong Xiao Shu Tong must be taken to the State of Jin. Second, the land of Qi must be changed to the east-west direction to facilitate other countries' attacks. I only heard that someone's son and daughter were taken hostage, but they wanted their mother. How funny! The messenger said helplessly, "Uncle, your mother. Qi Jun's mother is still Jin Jun's mother, and her son is there? And what can it be? " The Jin brothers of Qi, and Qi's mother are like Jin's mother. Can you let your mother be a hostage? General, it's not appropriate for you to crusade against me with a sense of righteousness. After the war, you will still bully and change the direction of the fields stipulated by Zhou. Finally, the territory occupied by Wei Lu was returned, and Li Ke did not stop. Finally, Duke Qing of Qi sent his son to the State of Jin as a hostage in exchange for the peace of the State of Qi. Therefore, there is no small matter in diplomacy, and we must also maintain respect for diplomatic envoys. Xiao Tong's uncle Sun Tong and his son Qi Qinggong are also an ironic ending to the historical record of Xiaoguo.