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Sleeping with Jesus is better than remembering God. Dandelions in winter make people sad and look back. You still have a blooming world, but you can't disguise your heart. If the melon is not sweet, the stolen youth will be scattered. Please give me back my love and destiny. Curse yourself. Only love me. Love me and love my country. Learn to be strong. Tears in the small universe will make you cry as well as tears. God is helpless! Mean, powerful, injured, innocent memories, sand-leaking fools wake you up mercilessly, I am unjust, silent about moldy memories, I am confused, I am sold and buried, I am happy for you in endless darkness, I learn to protect my existence and time, past and future, I sleep with Jesus * * | and God * * | Look up and pretend to smile, you are my only one. It takes time to like. First of all, I say disgusting: these are all my own music accumulated for many years (how careful I am! I will never copy him (her). Please believe me? I don't like being selfish, I prefer helping others. Everyone wants to see that you can be smart! Mature and sensible 0 Waves of the Danube-Pure Music 0 1 Hail Mary-Vitas 02 amazing grace-Pure Music 03 just like heaven-Pure Music 04 Labrins-Ayumi Hamasaki 05ragnarok Title (Moonlight Mix)-Fairyland Legend 06 Mourning-Ghost Story 07 Summer Joe Hisaishi 08 Blue Danube-mantovani 09 "Maiden's Prayer" 10 Forever. Kloc-0/ 1Ragnarok film title 65438+ 1 Sound-Voice of the Ocean 19: 10am- Pure Music 20 Prayer (Blue Love-Playing Music 2 1 Autumn Leaves-Pure Music 22 Crazy in the Forest) Music conquest of paradise Warrior Assault 26 Maxim Music Croatian Carnival Music Out of Egypt 27 Original Scenery of Hometown 29 Legend of the Sword and the Chivalrous Man You are a song I can't finish singing, eternal memory 30 Memory leakage … Pure music 3 1 Forrest Gump 32 Four seasons alternate in the Forbidden City 33 Now we are. S- Stars Religious Belief 34 All love can be the only love (the ending song of the beautiful realm)-Charlotte 35exec hymme life- Magic Tower Mainland 36 Thought of the Forbidden City-Call of the Thinker 37 (Theme Song of Daejang Geum) 38 You raised me 39 Songs from the Secret Garden-Pure Music 40 Sweet Dreams-Pure Music 4 1 I am also a woman-pure music 42 for the ocean-pure music 43 for the happiness of snowflakes (flute and guitar playing)-playing music 44 evergreen-equality of all beings (score) 45 fantasy of four-leaf clover in heaven-pure music 47 letter to mother-yearning for background music 48 through time and space-threnody(LP version) in Inuyasha 49 x -x file 50 Where is spring? Seven songs by Little Red Riding Hood painter. Kloc-0/ Say Good Happiness-Pure Music 52 [Richard's Music Starry Sky] 53 My Pride-Pure Music 54 Venice Tour (Musical Instrument Edition) -Richard Clayderman 55 Rain-Legend of the Sword and the Chivalrous Man 56 Willow-Dawn of the Fan Zongpei Hero-Pure Music 57 Primary Colors of Life-Pure Music Sydney's Night Latte Happy-Lin Hai Smiles and Odes to Joy-Children's Songs Never Regret When the Three of them Love each other Very much-Yoshida Akiko Daiyu Smiles-Stars One Thousand and One Nights-Hacken Lee's Westward Journey [Jane Zhang] Xia Guang-Where is the star of the ending song of the Elf Century-Hai Nan's room-Ai Cheng walks around-Liang Yongqi's tears of one carat-Liu Yifei Primrose-Sweet Maria whistles Mariah's Swhistle-Stars earth song Michael Jackson (philanthropist,) Meet _ Stephanie-The wedding scream in Chisha's dream (the legendary theme song of Bruce Lee's opening title) -emma re, you are all my memories -Calvin, you know I'm here. Let Love Come Back-Theme Piano-Stars and Moon in the Sky (theme song of the bright moon in Qin Dynasty)-Virgin Mary in full bloom-Pure music You lift me up Taigu Temple-Paradise in the Temple of Angels (female voice plays grassland nature)-The stars are only for your heart-Qian Shan is full of water and eternal love-Pure music Phoenix flowers bloom again-Goodbye police. Long-distance travel-When I was a child in Kiyoshi Yoshida, I liked to listen to the rain at night. Especially when I'm lying in bed while sleeping, and then quietly listening to the raindrops hitting the roof, trees and roads, at that time, my nerves will involuntarily relax and my whole body will relax, and then I will inexplicably complain about a warm feeling of entering a dreamy heart and being called by the world ... God prays for you, and it takes time for God to spoil. Enthusiastic netizens are willing to help others. If you like, you can be friends qq 1262 1 Universe 03254. I hope your eyes can only see a smile. I hope your tears are touching. I hope your dream will not come to nothing. I hope the prayer will last for a long time (God promises not to copy others). I hope you can adopt me! Dear landlord, hello! I'm glad to answer your question. First, it's you. You must have a little confidence and make sure that you can speak eloquently! Self-confidence is the key to eloquence, otherwise, you speak hesitatingly and ambiguously, which is absolutely fatal. Secondly, adjust your mentality, don't be self-centered, think that others are bad and think that you are right. If you really feel that others are wrong and you can't interrupt immediately, wait until they finish. Also, remember, if you feel that you are always saying the wrong thing, learn to listen. Learn how others do things and learn how to be yourself. You can look at mind reading (others go shopping, you are a waiter, remember what you want to say to customers, and customers will say yes to you). If all the above conditions are met, please continue reading: I suggest you contact more people and things first, and you will know some knowledge outside your field. And you will also find that your views on things have changed a lot, including your thoughts. You will find that some of your previous ideas and opinions may be wrong. At this time, you will have better exchange experience to talk about more things with others, and you will also have more knowledge to talk about all kinds of things that don't belong to you ... work field. But please think twice before you speak. If you always say the wrong thing, you'd rather keep silent. Offending people is not fun at all. Also, if you want to have a sense of humor, read some jokes. But remember, don't say dirty jokes in front of others, unless you know them well, or they don't mind their kindness, but don't be silly, it's good for everyone. Remember that some people will hurt you just because they see your kindness ... kind people generally don't care too much. Kind people are easy to get along with ... Kind people are very tolerant ... Some hypocritical and mean people just look for you and take advantage of you ... Kindness is ok, but don't be so kind to anyone ... Kind people are doomed to be a little silly ... The so-called stupidity is childish ... People are mature but still have the true meaning of childlike innocence in their hearts ... Cold joke] Four people are playing mahjong in the house, but the police come and take away five. Answer: Because the person they hit was called "Mahjong", the flowers were in full bloom and the trees were all green. I couldn't help admiring the beauty of these trees and flowers! Later, an old man came and said, young man, there are no ugly flowers and trees in this world, let alone this garden. The flowers and plants on the ground outside are the same. I listened to him without thinking too much at first, and then I understood the truth. One day, a little monkey who claimed to be smart went down the mountain to find something to eat. The little monkey was very happy walking in a cornfield, so he broke off two and walked forward. When he came to a watermelon field, he was very happy to see the watermelon was big and round, so he threw corn to pick it. The little monkey carried the watermelon to a big tree and was very happy when he saw the peaches all over the tree were red and big. He threw the watermelon to pick peaches. The little monkey walked forward with a peach on the side of the road and saw a little rabbit skipping. It's so cute. He threw it away. I bought peaches to catch rabbits. The little white rabbit ran into the grass and disappeared. At this time, the sun was about to set, and the little monkey found nothing, so he had to go home empty-handed. Write a book! Look at cpaing.