Asking for northeast jokes

Northeastern boys go to the south to eat West Point, because the bread is too cold. He called the waiter directly: hello, old girl, you can't eat it when it's cold. Please make room for me! At that time, the waiter froze when he heard it.

The waiter took the bread and smiled, but he was puzzled. What does it mean to have a rest? I don't understand!

The young man hurriedly explained that Teng meant to slip away at once!

The waiter is even more confused. Do you want to put this bread in? Do you want to tie the rope Is that what you mean?

The young man was made to laugh, not the little sister. What are you talking about? What rope are you tying? You're out of breath, out of breath!

The waiter still doesn't understand. Do you have any gasoline on you? Sir, this doesn't seem appropriate!

Young people are speechless. He grabbed the plate from the waiter, so let's eat. I'm not afraid of catching cold!

Seeing this situation, netizens were amused and laughed, which caused many netizens in Northeast China to feel the same way. Everyone started leaving messages.

Some people say that my wife had a meal at Shenzhen Hotel and ordered a roast ribs. She asked the waiter, are you stewing the ribs? The waiter is at a loss.

Some people say that I was in a convenience store in Guangzhou, and asked the lady for a bag after shopping. As a result, she gave me a tea egg. ...

Some people say that my husband is from Guangdong. I told him to throw away the towel, but he said I couldn't understand what you were saying. ...

Some people said that I was repairing cars in the south. I told the staff of 4S shop that my car was a little hot, and the clerk was shocked. ...

Some people say that I have a leader in the south who wears a pair of shoes in winter, and then a colleague in the northeast asks him why you still wear fake shoes this day. At that time, the leader was anxious and repeatedly stressed that the shoes were bought in a specialty store. It's true!

Some people say that my colleague has a backache and is seeing a doctor in the south. The doctor asked him how he felt. He said that the doctor was stunned by the pain.

Some people say that my mother went to the south to buy fruit and bargain with the fruit vendor. Can the boss be cheaper? The boss looked unhappy at that time.

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In fact, this is the regional difference of language. I'm from the northeast, too. I am familiar with these words. Some of them often say, for example, "Teng" means heating, for example, "throwing in" means filtering with water. For example, "plank" means "numbness". For example, "can you make it cheaper" means "can you make it cheaper" when bargaining?

Every place has its own dialect, and the local dialect also shows local characteristics. If you are in a foreign country, seeing your hometown will make people feel particularly cordial and relieve homesickness. Although Putonghua has been popularized now, it is quite interesting to occasionally pop up a few local dialects and make some jokes on some occasions.