What are the jokes about singing?

There are many people who like singing, and there are also many jokes about singing. These jokes can often make us laugh and forget the sadness and troubles in life. The following is the relevant content of the singing jokes I brought to you, welcome to read!

Jokes about singing 1

Xiang Yu was tightly surrounded by Liu Bang and fell into trouble.

At night, Xiang Yu heard Chu songs from all sides and was shocked: Who is singing!?

Yu Ji was stunned: "Warmth warms the loneliness?"

Jokes about singing 2

A drunk man stumbled home in the middle of the night. His family lived on the 5th floor. When he climbed to the 3rd floor, he suddenly felt that he wanted to sing.

Then he sang loudly: "There are many stories in this small town".

At this time, there happened to be a little girl downstairs who had just returned from the night shift. After she heard it, she couldn't help but said: "Full of joy and joy."

The drunk man was very angry after hearing this, so he stumbled downstairs again. When he reached the second floor, he happened to meet the lady, so he suddenly said: Stop!?

The little girl thought she had met a robber, and was so frightened that she was at a loss. She even said, "Brother, I just came back from the night shift and I really don't have any money." ?

The drunk man yelled: ?Shut up!?

The little girl trembled again and said: ?You? Take your bag!?

Drunk Han then stammered and said: "I tell you, remember, remember it. From now on, you can sing by yourself." ?

Three jokes about singing

The radio host answered a call from a listener. Audience: I just picked up a wallet at the door of KFC with more than 5,000 yuan in it. Host: Thank you very much for this enthusiastic listener. Please leave your contact number and we will help you find the owner as soon as possible. Audience: No, no, no, I just want to choose a song, Da Zhangwei's song "Beier Shuang", to express my current mood. . .

Four jokes about singing

In the history class, the teacher asked: When monk Jianzhen made three trips to Japan, he almost died at sea once. At that time, he said a classic saying, What is this sentence?

A weak voice came from the corner:? He said that in the wind and rain, this little pain is nothing

The classroom was quiet?

Five jokes about singing

Today, a buddy in the dormitory was in a good mood and came back singing.

? The little swallow, dressed in floral clothes, comes here every spring. I asked the swallow why you came, and the swallow said.

Here? Eighteen bends on the mountain road?! Damn it!