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What magical conversations have you seen?

There are always some particularly shocking words in our high school dormitory. Once a girl wrote a love letter to a boy in our dormitory and bought him a cup of milk tea. During the lunch break, we were lying in bed poking fun at it and asked him: Did you return the note? He said, I'm back. I asked him: Did you drink water? He said: No, and then I asked him: What are you doing in bed now? He replied to me with a particularly speechless sentence: I am writing while drinking. I am particularly helpless. Didn't you say you didn't drink? Turn around and tell me that you wrote it while drinking. I can't stand it.

When we curse, we will ask if there is a hole in your brain. One day when I was studying in the evening, my deskmate suddenly watched me do my homework and then touched his head. He looked at me seriously and said to me, do you think there is a hole in my head? Bow your head when you speak. I just laughed it off. I told him: yes, there is a pit. Then he said, I think there is a hole in my brain, too.

In high school, everyone must run and exercise between classes. Once he came back from running, and everyone was very tired. A boy bent his head to sort out the garbage bag under the table. The teacher looked down at him and didn't study. He was very angry and said to him, what are you doing with your head down? The boy looked up and said, I am using a garbage bag. Then the teacher said: Do garbage bags always come to hold garbage? God, garbage bags don't need garbage, so what do you need them for? Please God give me a reasonable explanation. No wonder the teacher's home is particularly messy, and it is reasonable to think about it.

I really haven't seen the way roommates tell their partners. We always say: I like you, can you stay with me, do you like me? My roommate is different. I said to the girl, do you dare to date me? The woman was shocked and said no, but the roommate said to give you another chance, and the girl changed her mind and said yes. Then I said goodbye to single dog. We all ridiculed that he was scared, but their feelings were not bad, and there were not so many storms.