Funny love quotes

1. A young man who was in love for the first time hugged the girl tightly and said, "I am so happy to know you. You are like my light bulb in the dark..." The girl pushed the young man and said, "Go, Stay away from me." "What?" The young man was confused. The girl said: "Be careful of electric shock." 2. Girl: Strange! Why are you always chewing candy when you talk to me? Young man: If you don’t chew candy, where will the sweet words come from? Girl: Ridiculous! Young man: No, it’s chewing gum. 3. With a blushing and white gauze on her shy cheeks, a slight smile and a willing answer, I hold your hand in my arms and cross the world, walking into a warm place called home. 4. You know... someone as ugly as you will definitely not be able to get married... What should I do? I sacrificed myself. 5. If I can only fulfill one wish in this life, I would like to have you by my side and hold you tightly in my arms. 6. Whenever I meet you, my heart always beats fast. I don’t know why you always nod and smile at me. 7. When the petals are raining, please be my beautiful bride. 8. How many times have I seen you in my dreams? How many times have I called you in my heart? I just want to hold your hand and walk along the road of life. How great is love. Get married. 9. If I can only fulfill one wish in this life, I would like to have you by my side; if you ask me what I am afraid of, I am speechless and can only hold you tighter in my arms. 10. The power of love is peace. It never cares about reason, conventions, honor and disgrace. It can turn all fear, shock and pain into sweetness when it is experienced. 11. I want to share everything with you, because apart from you I can never find another woman who matches me. 12. I swear to marry you! Don't ever try to escape from my clutches in this life! It would be best to use a turtle as our float so that we can stay together forever! This period is ten thousand years! Year! Year! 13. After the heat, my heart becomes indifferent. The glory of the moment cannot bring me unforgettable yearning. 14. You said that our hearts are connected. Indeed, every time I see you, it is like seeing myself. I always feel in advance what you want to say and do. We coincide with many things. I simply I suspect that we were the same person in our previous life. 15. The greatest happiness in my life is that I can hug you to sleep gently every night, wake up with you every morning, gently hug you to sleep at night, and wake up with you every morning. 16. You ask me how deeply I love you, and the moon represents my heart. You asked me how true I am to you, I would faint without you. 17. I really can’t figure out why our generation encounters so many troubles. I think it’s because the era we live in has given us too much comfort and allowed us too much time to care for ourselves. Looking for trouble. Funny Love Quotes 2 1. If you and I have eaten Family Bucket together, we are considered a family. 2. I want to love you until the finale of Xinwen Network. 3. You don’t have to worry about whether we are compatible, I am versatile. 4. A fool like you should be paired with a smart guy like me. 5. I love you is a disease. Doctors say it is terminal and there is no cure. 6. I want to be a shining psychopath in your ordinary life. 7. I seem to be sick, the kind of illness that I pretend to be wherever you are within ten meters. 8. If you like me, send me a text message. If you like me, give me a call. If you love me, just keep silent! 9. Girl, I see that you have a beautiful face and a strong and upright attitude. How about you enter my family’s ancestral grave in a hundred years? 10. Do you know? For me, without you, Jiaxing is nothing but rice dumplings. Without you, Ningbo would be nothing but glutinous rice balls. Without you, Guangzhou would be nothing but roast chicken and duck. Without you, Shanghai would be nothing but crab noodle dumplings.