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Old love words to make your girlfriend happy and get together (100 sentences)
Part 1 of earthy love words to make your girlfriend happy
1. “I want to buy a piece of land from you”, “What land”, “Your whole heart”
2. How about you live next door to me in the next life, so that we can be childhood sweethearts?
3. "I think you look like a game." What game? ""My World"
4. Why do I have toothache and cavities? It's impossible that I don't eat sugar, but I'm sweet
5. I'm sure of it! I just need a kiss from you! < /p>
6. Do you know how to say wall, eye, knee in English? Wall, eye, knee. Me too, I love you.
7. "You are so perfect because you have one." shortcoming. "What shortcomings?" ""My shortcomings"
8. Do you want to eat watermelon? Buy one, get one free. Buy a watermelon and give it to a little fool like me.
9. I have no story, only this one I love you so much that I will worry about you if you go further. Look, my whole being is yours.
10. Wherever I go travel, your mind wanders around. .
11. "You know what?" What do you know? "Your lips are the best gummies I have ever tasted."
12. "I have a crush on a little brother. "Then he must be very handsome." "You are too narcissistic." ”
13. “When will you pay the rent?” “Why do you have to pay the rent?” “Because you have lived in my heart for a long time.”
14. You must pay the rent when I get married. Why are you here? Because it will be very embarrassing if you don’t have a bride.
15. It’s hard to find a good partner in spring sleep.
16. Do you know what my shortcomings are? Yes. I miss you.
17. Why do I feel like I am eating honey when I see you?
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19. I found out that I liked you very much yesterday, and I like you very much today, and I have a feeling that I will like you tomorrow.
20. Smoking is harmful to health, but loving me will prolong your life. Happy Girlfriend Chapter 2
21. “Do you know what fruit I like best? "You pistachio"
22. "Have you gained weight again recently?" "No, why do you say that?" "Then why is your weight in my heart getting heavier and heavier?"
23. "I want to bite you" Bite "Well, try what you are made of, so cute"
24. "A white wedding dress, holding flowers in hand, this What's the title of the song? "Let's Get Married" "Okay"
25. I dreamed last night that I would marry you, but the dream was the other way around, so it should be you marrying me.
26. "I only ask for one thing from my boyfriend" "It must be you"
27. The mountains, rivers, vegetation and trees in the world are all beautiful. Every time you pick up a pen, you will see the scenery, but fate has brought you here. , all the scenery is just to set off you.
28. I don’t miss you at all, I will miss you again at 1:30
29. If you are not ambitious, you will have the world!
30. I like a store very much, your call.
31. I don’t look at the stars, and I don’t look at you either, so both you and the stars are kept in the dark.
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32. Just remember, when I look for you, I miss you so much, and when I don’t look for you, I just miss you.
33. I still believe that the stars will. Speak, and the stones will blossom, and you will arrive after passing through the fences of summer and the wind and snow of winter.
34. “Please watch your mouth. "Why?" "Because I'd kiss it any time." ”
35. On the way home when I went to buy oysters, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the soil. It turned out that this is called oysters liking mud.
36. Today my classmate said, “Who are you?” "Tiger" "No, you belong to me"
37. "I don't think you have even met the girl of your dreams.
"Huh?" "Just look at it when the phone screen is black." ”
38. “This selfie is really ugly” Hmm... “Not one-tenth as beautiful as you in person”
39. What do you smell? Does it smell? Why does the air smell sweet when you come out?
40. In May, I miss you day and night with earthy love words to make my girlfriend happy Part 3
41. "I want to change our relationship model" What model? "From my love to each other's love"
42. You get up early, I get up early, and we are together sooner or later. You don't sleep, and I get up. Don’t sleep, look how well we match each other
43. “I hope you can get out of my heart” why “hit the wall and roll into my bed”
44. .“I want to travel. "Where to go?" "In your heart." ”
45. “Can I say good night to you in person?” Yes, “I’ll say it in person first”
46. “Do you know when the food tastes best?” "Eat it while it's hot?" "You feed me." "
47. "Being cute is not a long-term solution, being cute is a long-term solution for me. "
48. "Can you read palms?" "If you know a little, you will miss me in your life."
50. Since I met you, life is short and sweet.
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51. "I think you are not suitable for dating" "Why" "Suitable for marriage." ”
52. My soda bottle is so hard to open. What’s so hard to open is that I love you.
53. I think you should knock on all doors, because You look good.
54. Silly girl, you know, I don’t trust others to take care of you! What if they really take good care of you?
55. “I’m so upset! "Why" "Because my heart has been filled with you"
56. Do you believe in love at first sight? How about I pass by you again?
57. Arriving home Are you there? No, a place without you is not a home.
58. My rent is due, can I live in your heart?
59. Without you, it’s like a home. The hot dry noodles have no sesame sauce and are tasteless.
60. It’s not that I’m stubborn, but that you deserve to make your girlfriend happy with earthy love words. Part 4
61. “If you like it, you can’t eat it as a meal.” Right?" "It's true that I can't, but if you like it, it can make the rice delicious. ”
62. I have forgotten many things, but you have always been my exclusive memory.
63. Chatting with you is like taking a test. After thinking about it, I always feel that I did not perform well.
64. I want to do to you what spring does to the cherry tree. 65. Why hasn’t the thing I ordered come yet? < /p>
66. I’m sure of everything. Why?
67. Do you want to try my new berry-flavored lipstick?
68. “I’ll give you a kiss. "I feel that our friendship can only last until today." Why? "Let's talk about love next."
69. "Tell me when you are tired of being a girl." Tell you what? "Tell me when you are tired of being a girl." Be my wife”
70. If you give me a smile, I will be full of strength.
71. If I could be with you, I would rather let all the stars in the sky shine Damn, because your eyes are the brightest light in my life.
72. I think you are like a game? Minecraft.
73. "You know what? We both go too far." "How come we go too far?" "You are too good-looking, and I am too fascinated."
74. I went to make dumplings, what kind of dumplings are they? My heart is so in love with you.
75. "I have seen you in many ways." , the only look I haven't seen yet is "what?" "The look of you putting on a wedding dress and marrying me"
76. Those who are close to red are red, and those who are close to you are sweet.
77. I like you very much when we meet you for the first time and you feel warm and comfortable when we get along with you.
78. "I have never eaten candy since I fell in love with you" "Why?" "Because you are too sweet"
79. Are you afraid of trouble? Could you please stay with me?
80. Others are always jealous, but from the first moment I saw you, I was obsessed with you and refused to give up. Part 5 of earthy love words to make your girlfriend happy
81. Suppose you arrive at a place where there are no doors or windows. Don't worry, you are in my heart.
82. I like you. You see, I can do nothing but like you.
83. "My blood sugar is low" "Say some sweet words to me quickly"
84. I am very happy today, so be careful when there is thunder.
85. I stood there, watching you smile at me, and suddenly felt that a hundred years of life is nothing more than this; the vicissitudes of life are only a few.
86. "Have I ever told you that you look like a relative of mine?" How come? "My mother's daughter-in-law"
87. Why do you There are stars in my eyes because all I see is you
88. Do you have body odor? No, then why are you so charming like a fox.
89. "I like to eat sweet things and candies. What I want to eat most is our wedding candy"
90. I have been looking for it recently Do you know a store? It's your call.
91. "Are you tired?" "No." "But you have been running in my head all day."
92. I am nine and you are three, Except you are still you.
93. Will you like me? If you don’t know how, I’ll teach you.
94. I want to hold you all the time, inseparable all the time.
95. You are the tenderness of my life. I have you in my heart and I will have you in the future.
96. Do you know why I am so tall? Why? Because you can hear my heartbeat when you post it.
97. I saw a field today. What field was I looking at? It’s as sweet as you.
98. I want to accompany you on many long streets and alleys, I want to walk with you through many springs, summers, autumns and winters, I want to take you around but not wander away, I want to give you a warm and stable life. .
99. "Do you know what kind of wine makes you drunk easily?" - "I will be with you forever"
100. Those who are close to the vermilion are red, and those who are close to you are sweet.
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