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Riddles and answers, brain teasers
1. Why does the silkworm baby have money?
Answer: Because it will cocoon (frugality).
2. What is the pencil's surname?
Answer: small, sharpen a pencil.
3. Corn wanted to pursue fashion and got a perm. What was the result?
Answer: It turned into popcorn.
4. What line does the monkey dislike?
Answer: parallel lines (because there is no intersection)
5. Chocolate and tomatoes fight. Why does chocolate win?
Answer: Because of chocolate bars.
6. What happens when sharks eat mung beans?
Answer: It became green bean paste.
7. After the match burned, it went to the hospital. What has it become?
Answer: cotton swab
8. How did Lin Daiyu die?
Answer: I fell dead (a sister Lin fell from the sky)
9. What are cloth and paper afraid of?
A: It's not that (cloth) is afraid of 10 thousand, but (paper) is afraid of one thousand.
10. Go to the toilet (guess the' name' of a Hong Kong female artist)
Answer: Karen Mok (reason: Karen Mok)
1 1. What animals like to stick on the wall?
A: Seal (newspaper)
12. Why do foxes often fall down?
Answer: Because foxes are cunning (their feet are slippery).
13.4 people are playing mahjong in the house. Why did the police come and take five people?
Answer: Because the person they hit is called Mahjong.
14. When do you like soda?
Answer: When you are lonely (when you are lonely, you will want soda).
15. An egg goes to the teahouse for tea. What happened afterwards?
Answer: The result is a tea egg.
16. There is a male deer. He walks faster and faster. What happened in the end?
A: It became an expressway.
Pupils' crossword puzzles (2)
1, the head is a word, the tail is a word, and the head and tail are still words. (Type a word)
A: Shen
2, a word is nine horizontal and six straight, several students don't know, go and ask the teacher together, the teacher thought for three days. (Type a word)
Answer: Crystal.
3. The four mountains are backed by mountains, the Sichuan characters are nested in Sichuan, and the four characters are mouth-to-mouth, and the four crossings are upside down. (Type a word)
A: Tian
4. When the water meets the river, the companion is called a brother, the head is surprisingly big, and people are there. (Type a word)
Answer: Yes.
Although there are ten mouths and only one heart, you have to use your head to guess. (Type a word)
Answer: Thinking.
6. The upper eight is inverted eight, the lower eight is positive eight, and the cross is in the middle. Everyone needs it. (Type a word)
Answer: Rice.
7. Strange, strange, strange. You can guess the riddle. There is at least one, and there are hundreds in the country. (Type a word)
Answer: Last name
8, month after month, February * * *, there are cultivated land on the top and rivers on the bottom. There are six people in a family, and the two families don't get together. (Type a word)
Answer: use
9. The south word is in the opposite direction, and the mouth word is in the middle, up and down two or four points. Let's guess. (Type a word)
A: Yan
10, it seems that there are two people whose faces are hard to distinguish, unlike doctors, but like workers. (Type a word)
Answer: heaven
1 1. Look at two points on the left and two points on the right. Look carefully, it's not water. Knock hard (Type a word)
Answer: Ice.
12, Haikou is blowing higher than the sky. I don't know what someone is saying. No wonder people criticize you and always go the wrong way. (Type a word)
Answer: Wrong.
13, up eleven, down twenty. Together, you will never worry about anything. (Type a word)
Answer: Hi.
14, a thousand words are not like a thousand. On both sides of the eight-character row, there is a romantic girl who is haunted by ghosts. (Type a word)
A: Wei
15, surrounded by mountains, but we met the next day and there were 14 people at home. The two kings ran wild in the Central Plains. (Type a word)
A: Tian
16, one can't stand by and the other is in bed, which is not unfair, just because it is damaged and unhealthy. (Type a word)
Answer: harm
Super funny brain teaser (3)
1 Who is the king of beasts? The director of the zoo
What kind of person will appear after death? Answer the people in the movie.
What hat can't I wear? Answer nut
What books are not available in bookstores? Reply to suicide note
What is the elephant's left ear like? Answer the right ear
What water will never be used up? Answer tears
What has five heads, but people don't find it strange? Answer: hands and feet
The family asked the doctor about the patient. The doctor only put up five fingers and the family cried. What is the reason? The answer is three long and two short
Put a chicken and a goose on the iceberg at the same time. Why is the chicken dead and the goose not dead? The answer goose is penguin.
10 What English letters do people like to listen to best? Answer CD
1 1 What is the secret of longevity? Answer: Keep breathing and don't die.
12 The angrier things get, the bigger things get. Answer temper
13 What are the flowers that bloom all year round? Answer plastic flowers
14 Why does Chang 'e like living on the moon? Moths love rabbit meat.
15 where is the narrowest road? The answer is narrow road.
/kloc-what's the name of farting before 0/6? The answer is absolutely resounding
17 When someone knocks at the door, you will never say come in? The answer is in the toilet.
18 What is the smallest island in the world? The answer is the safety island on the road.
The above content is a model essay. I have prepared a riddle book and answers for you. Thank you for reading!
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