2022 short joke homophonic terrier

A group of ducklings are looking at the moon, but the moon is always out of round. A duckling whispered, "Did you hear me?" I don't forgive you.

Do you know why the sea is blue? Because the fish in the sea are spitting blue bubbles.

In the dead of night, I always want to ask myself how I made mistakes in my studies and feelings.

4. Don't even add my WeChat. With or without pirates of the Caribbean?

Do you like apple juice, grape juice or my baby juice?

6. "What if the white balloon bursts the black balloon?" Confession balloon

7. Ducks line up to find their mother. A duckling wants to align with the duck in front, but it can't. The duckling says in a hurry, I'm sorry.

8. Now is really the next four tights: tight masks, tight clothes and tight trousers.

9. Even I don't like it. Do you like any sponsors?

10. Pumpkin purple potato and peanut are good friends. One day, Peanut invited them to play. Pumpkin asks peanut, who else? Peanut said, I am purple potato, and you, do you hear? I only belong to you.

1 1. Small animals are eating, but the elephant is very angry. So this is the Meteorological Bureau.

12. It's so hot that we are ripe.

13. Even I don't cherish it. What do you cherish? Biography?

14. Let me share with you the types of peppers, which are not spicy, slightly spicy, spicy, sweet and spicy. Today is my birthday.

15. Stir-fry chicken with porridge, and you can get a bowl of fried chicken porridge paste ~

16. When the emperor came back from a private visit, the queen mother asked, "Is your son tired from this trip?" The emperor was frightened and said, "My ... my name is Li Lei?"

17. I still hate you, just like my neighbor ate pepper and got numb next door.

2022 Humorous Short Jokes Part II 18. You are too bad. Do you have an English name called Paul, because Paul is very bad (Kochakin)?

19. When I came home yesterday, my mother said, "Alas, nothing can come off my pants." "Oh, it seems that I spilled mud."

20. One day, several students were eating in the canteen. The TV in the hall is playing the Qing Palace drama. After dinner, they tried to wipe their mouths and found that there was no paper. They asked their classmates who had paper. As soon as the voice fell, a long and soft eunuch voice on TV remembered, "The emperor has a purpose."

2 1. A little mouse stayed at home for too long and wanted to go out and dig. His mother sighed when she saw it. Alas, it really consumes mud.

22. Spongebob was fired by the crab boss. Spongebob said with tears, "Boss Crab ..." Boss Crab said, "You're welcome."

23. Do you know why Doraemon has no neck? Because the blue neck is covered with mud.

24. The Wulin leader was cornered by him and sat on the ground, covering his wound, waiting for the knife to fall. Instead, he pulled it back, fell to his knees, and muttered bitterly, "She's gone ... even if she unified the Jianghu for me ... what can she do?" The martial arts leader said to him huskily, "A bucket of paste ... can post a lot for you to search ..."

25. Girls should do something bad, and then God will send you a boy when he gets angry.

26. Mother Cat scolded the kitten and said, "Why did you tear the mouse you caught to pieces? Is it cruel of you not to do so? " Li Qu, the kitten, said, but the mouse slices are really delicious.

27. One day, I was dying while playing king. I told my teammates, watch the road, watch the road, watch the road, do you hear me? Put it down.

28. I went to school today, and the teacher asked me where the books were.

29. A quail was late for the dance, and everyone called him ~ Late Quail.

You didn't even hurt me. What did you hurt? Tengger singer singer?

3 1. If you don't fool me, then what are you fooling? Hong Shixian?

32. The male shark was shocked by the female shark and took two photos. When he arrived at the police station, the policeman asked him why. He said indignantly, "I just want to take two photos with her."

33. My mascot is you, crab! -Because you have money (pliers)

34. A teenager ate his classmate, who was just a teenager.

35. the Monkey King's golden hoop is missing. Asked the land father-in-law, the Monkey King: "Where is my golden hoop?" "Great Sage, your golden hoop is great, because it suits your hairstyle."

36. Recently, on an island, my friend asked me which island I was on. I am on a poor island.

37. Yongqi helped the grandmother to bathe and even pulled out the grandmother mud.

38. I was not even invited. what are you going to do？

The dragon thanked the crab for cooking it, so it was kind of the crab to cook it.

40. I asked my friend in Chengdu why he loves to wear Rei Kawakubo so much. He said, because if you wear it for a long time, it will make you safe.

4 1. The crab accidentally bumped into the loach when going out for a walk. The loach is very angry: "Are you blind?" The crab is very wronged: "no, I am a crab!" " "

42. Candle: Mom, why does our flame jump? Mother Candle: Silly boy, because we are a little angry!

43. How is the door handle of the company meeting room broken? The boss is worried.

44. You have to fill in your personal information when you enter the door, so your identity becomes a secret: "Fill it in quietly and leave a little secret".

45. "I may be a loach", "Why" and "Because I like loach"

46. Just now, I met a foreigner who speaks English fluently. I asked him if he pronounced English or American, and he said he wanted to go out and watch electronic music!

Xiao Wang doesn't know how to cross the river. Baidu made a mistake and actually crossed the river.

48. The children's chocolates melted to the ground. Children say it looks like mud, like mud. Did you hear that? I miss you so much.

When I went to the zoo today, I saw an elephant eating a child's cheese. It's called eating children's cheese.

50. Why does a person dislike sitting less and less? Because a novice is easy to stand (post station)