There is no sir in Minnan. What jokes have you made because of dialects?

I am from Henan, and I really listen to Henan dialect, but the grounding gas is true. I brushed a video on a certain tone, which was great. A male college student asked his roommate in Henan in the dormitory? What does the letter ball mean? I saw the boy solemnly explain it to him in authentic Henan dialect. Letter ball? Take it apart, will you Letter? And then what? Ball? ,? Letter? It means honesty. Ball? It is impossible to meet, my fair lady, a gentleman, and he said that he would praise girls for their good looks in the future. This Nell really believes in balls. It really made me laugh. This video is just for entertainment and can't be used in life, because it may be beaten!

I remember my grandmother told me that a young man in her village came back from working outside. The next day, she passed by the village entrance and met a circle of talking old ladies. Most wives in the village have broken their mouths. People asked him when he would come back. It is estimated that the young man just came back and didn't adapt to the dialect in the village, so he said, I came back last night. This upset the old ladies with laughter. One of them joked, Why don't you come back from the pot? I'm sorry to be so young.

You didn't discover dialects until you went to college? Wonderful? Because once I speak a dialect, I have to explain it to them word by word, which makes me speak poor Mandarin. I still remember that on the first day of school, the dormitory was a little small, and my other roommate and I were packing at the same time, and it felt a little crowded, so I said to her, Goodgoodgoodwhere are you going? It means squatting over there, and then this girl looked at me with a puzzled face and said, there is no grain pile here? ? The scene froze for a few seconds, and then there was a burst of goose laughter. Since then, I have always avoided speaking Henan dialect.

China's culture is profound, and China's language is also charming. When expressing amazement, you can spit out an ancient poem, or a simple and rude sentence? Lying in the trough? ; Swearing words are also the crystallization of generations of wisdom, which can extract such a concise but lethal language.