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Honey, don't run to my mother's house next time we quarrel, okay?

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I quarreled with Liu again. He left me in the living room and rushed out by himself.

After Liu entered the elevator, I immediately rushed into another elevator with my car key and went straight to the underground garage. I want to get to an important place before Liu.

I found Liu before he left the community. When he saw me, he looked away proudly.

I teased him: "Little brother, where are you going? Sister will give you a ride? "

Liu doesn't understand the amorous feelings: "Girl, don't talk to strange men at will, or your husband will kick the jealousy over!" " "

I sincerely accepted the advice of this "strange man": "Yes, my husband is so jealous, I have to go first. If you see my husband, tell him for me to be careful not to hurt yourself when playing jealousy. "

"Lotus, who knows your husband! ? "

Hey, this big Liu, whatever! Since I don't want to get on the bus, I can't stand it, so I have to go first.

Liu and I have the same destination-my family. I must get there before him this time.

Unfortunately, there was a traffic jam and there was no parking space. When I finally walked into my warm home, Liu and my father had happily smashed half a bag of melon seeds.

"What took you so long?" My mother asked me.

I was about to speak when Liu said, "Mom, she is so stupid. It's several kilometers away. She doesn't take the subway or drive during rush hours. "

My mother actually agreed with him: "It seems a bit silly."

"Mom!" I drawled in protest, and she smiled and hid in the kitchen.

I sat next to Liu and put my arm around him. "Honey, why did you run so fast this time?" Will you wait for me next time? "

Liu has a lot of backbone: "Who is your husband? You have the wrong person! " "

"Oh, I mistook one for another, Dad, who is this? How can I come to our house, how can I go out ... "

I pinched the soft meat at Liu's waist, and Liu immediately screamed exaggeratedly: "It hurts! It hurts! Stop pinching, aunt, I was wrong. "

My dad couldn't stand it anymore and stopped him: "Well, I've been married for two years, and I'm still like a child. I am not afraid of jokes. "

Liu took the opportunity to escape, so I borrowed the donkey under the slope.

At dinner, my mother asked me, "Did you quarrel again?"

You see, my parents have already seen through this little trick between Liu and me.

I smiled ingratiatingly and said, "No, it's just an argument."

Good thing my mom didn't ask. If she knows that I started the quarrel, she will definitely say that I don't understand her good son-in-law.

This guy Liu is brave enough not to sue me!

After eating and drinking, Liu and I went downstairs and went home hand in hand. On the way, he said, "Stay in the car a little longer next time. It's best to wait for us to eat and drink, and you go upstairs to clean up the dishes. "

"I want you to take care of it!" I used a tough tone to hide the embarrassment of being seen through my mind by Liu. As for why I waited in the car until Liu got to my mother's house before going upstairs, the following article revealed.

In a word, the quarrel between husband and wife is "noisy at the head of the bed and noisy at the end of the bed". We quarreled at home, went to our parents' house to eat and drink, and made up.

I can't remember when things turned out like this.

02

When in love, Liu is simply a wonderful flower.

I went to the flower shop to buy flowers, but my face turned red with shame. The first time I played kiss, I was more nervous than me-my hands were shaking and cold.

I asked him to kiss me affectionately, but he looked at me like a pig at a hedgehog for a long time, but he didn't know how to say it, and he said he was afraid of hitting me!

I had to turn passive into active, so as not to really knock my teeth. Filling teeth is very valuable, but it is also very painful.

After the marriage, Liu stayed in the city where my home is located, which is more than 0/000 kilometers away from my hometown/kloc-.

He said, "You should protect me from now on."

I teased him: "I am your wife, not your big brother." Glancing at the front of him, "Besides, my small body and small cups can't cover you!" " "

Big Serina Liu is worthless. The water he drank choked to death. Did I say something wrong?

03

I have a very sweet relationship with Liu, and naturally there will be quarrels.

Liu sold his old car at home and bought his favorite car without consulting me. But I told him before that he wanted to change to an SUV with a high chassis and a good view, but he bought a car.

I don't think he respects me if he doesn't discuss such a big matter with me. After a big fight, I went back to my parents' house.

Realizing that he had done something wrong, Mr. Liu apologized when he came to pick me up, and promised my parents that he would discuss things at home with me in the future and would never make decisions by himself again.

I feel much more comfortable when I see his sincere apology. It's nice to be close to your mother's house. You can ask your parents for support if you are wronged.

But one day, I was caught off guard.

It was raining heavily that day, so I couldn't get a taxi, so I had to ask Liu to pick me up. But just as my colleague was on his way, I got on my colleague's car.

On the way, I called Liu, but my phone was turned off.

Two hours later, he came home, angry and aggrieved: "it rained so hard that I came to pick you up, but you came back by yourself." Is this not a joke? " The mobile phone is dead, and I forgot to bring the charging cable. I have to drive carefully all the way, but I'm afraid you can't contact me. I didn't expect me to be sentimental! "

I knew he was wronged, but when I saw him angry, I also blew up: "Can you blame me if the phone can't get through?" My colleagues and I are already on our way. Can I get off and wait for you in the heavy rain? "

We all think we are right, so we should be reasonable and wait for no one. Noisy but I, Liu went out to "want to be quiet".

Although you can't communicate the results with emotions, it's better than accumulating in your heart and waiting for yourself to bear it.

Because of this, I am still angry, and I am still worried about Liu. He has been out for an hour, the phone is disconnected and there is no car in the garage.

It's raining so hard, will he be okay driving with emotion?

Just when I was thinking, my mother called: How did you make Liu angry?

I was shocked: "Mom, is he there?" After getting a positive answer, I secretly scolded: Liu, you are really good!

04

When I took a taxi to my mother's house, my mother cooked a big table of good dishes for Liu, and my father was going to accompany him for two drinks.

Mother also comforted Liu: "This time the leaves are wrong, I will be angry. Ye Zi, apologize to Liu. "

For the sake of my mother winking at me, I had to hold back my guard, put a low profile and take the initiative to coax Liu.

When a husband and wife quarrel, one of them must put down his posture first. What does it matter if I speak first for the sake of family harmony? They all say that "a kind word warms three winters", so I'll try.

So I adjusted my breath and tried to say in a gentle tone, "Husband, I was wrong. I will protect you from now on and see who dares to bully you! " "

A "Gai", a dirty word that only we can understand, turned Liu's face full of alcohol into pig liver color.

Really can't hold back, Liu burst into laughter: "Well, you can correct your mistake. You are a good boy. " Look at him like that. All he needs is to reach out and touch my head like an elder.

Only two people know about the relationship between husband and wife, which can add color to feelings. Right? Liu immediately interrupted his work?

Before going out, my parents told me, "You should be considerate of Liu. He is lonely when he is not at home. Don't quarrel with Liu easily, live a good life! "

I can only smile helplessly and promise: "I see, don't worry, I will take good care of your son-in-law."

Mother told Liu intimately, "If the leaves make you angry in the future, you can come to your parents and we will support you." ?

"ok." Liu brazenly asked me for help: "I have a backer."

I can't wait to kick him at once. This is my own mom and dad! ?

When I remembered the quarrel before, when Liu came to pick me up, it really turned around.

05

Liu drank it, and I will drive when I get back.

After so much trouble, my anger has long subsided. Before getting off the bus, I looked at Liu like a monster: "Honestly, who did you learn this trick from?"

Liu looked like he needed a beating. "Have you got a family? My name is "Give me your way back". In the past, you ran to your mother's house. I'll apologize and see which one of us moves fast. "

Oh, my God, the monkey has become a genius! Is this person stupid and naive? Is the original purity false?

Since then, whenever something goes wrong, he will run back to my mother's house before me and say that I bully him, and my parents will defend him and scold me. After eating and drinking, I will bring him back in a humble way.

What a mess! ...

Liu often wriggles in front of me: "Look, my parents are partial to me, right?"

My hands are "monkeys picking peaches", no, "nine yin and white bones claws", which made him cry.

Even if his parents are partial to him, his brother will join in the fun and give Liu an idea: "Brother-in-law, if my sister is angry with you again, you will hit her."

How can there be such a family?

Fortunately, Liu has self-knowledge: "I can't beat her ..."?

In fact, Liu is a wise man, and there is no deep hatred between husband and wife. It's normal to make noise, so you must never do it.

Liu Qu, my mom's family just wants to find a way to get down the stairs and cure me. But in the long run, this has become a small emotional appeal between our husband and wife, and the feelings are better after the quarrel.

Of course, my parents see that we are playing house like children and are willing to cooperate. The whole family laughed and had a good time.

Liu once told me, "If you go back first, your parents will think I bully you. Even if you forgive me afterwards and forget these unpleasantness, my parents may not be able to forget it for a long time. So, I can only wronged you. I want to go back to my parents' house before you do, and tell them that you bullied me, so they won't take it seriously. I can also have a helper and pretend to bully you, haha. "

A man's mouth sometimes warms his heart.

When Liu told me this with deep affection, my heart was warm, but I didn't cry, otherwise my makeup would be spent and my foundation would be expensive!

That's why Liu always goes to her mother's house before me-I made him do it on purpose. He has feelings, so I can't be ungrateful, lest I bully him, right?

Before I got married, people around me advised me not to marry far away, lest I be bullied and go back to my parents' house to complain. But no one told me that getting married was not good, because when quarreling, my husband would run back to my mother-in-law's house to complain and teach me a lesson together with my father-in-law and brother-in-law.

But I like it.

As long as the husband and wife are sweet, I am not such a stingy person. At most, I occasionally take care of Liu with "Jiuyin Bones Claw". Anyway, he is rough-skinned.

But once, things did not follow this rule.

Liu asked me to go back to my hometown for the New Year with him, but I arranged a string of relatives with my parents.

Liu felt that he was far away from his parents and went to live with me thousands of miles away, but I didn't accompany him back to see his parents during the Chinese New Year.

None of us could convince anyone, so I left a sentence "Go home by yourself, I won't go back anyway" and ran back to my parents' house.

As usual, Liu arrived after me. After eating a big meal at my parents' house, we went home happily together.

But this time he didn't come, and the whole table was cold, except Liu.

Call and turn it off.

I panicked. This is something that has never happened before. I hurried home. Uncle Liu is not at home. I asked a few friends, but I still couldn't get in touch.

When my brother accompanied me to find Liu, he sat alone on a bench in the riverside park, with a lonely back. I feel a little distressed, which may really make Liu sad this time.

I can stay with my parents all the time, but Liu came to a strange city for me and stayed away from my parents. If I were you, I would be homesick and take my wife and children back to visit my parents, so that my parents can feel a lively and happy family atmosphere.

I sacrificed so much in Liu Wei, but I didn't care about his feelings and acted willfully. I feel cruel.

At this moment, I seem to have matured a lot. Is this the legendary "near Zhu Zhechi"? Liu always thinks of me, and I'm beginning to learn to put myself in others' shoes?

I decided to go back to my hometown with him and spend the New Year with my in-laws. After Liu was happy, he apologized and said, "Since you have arranged everything, I will go back by myself."

I told him firmly, "I haven't seen my parents for a long time, either." Let's go back together. "

After that, I saw tears shining in Liu's eyes.

We have two pairs of parents who need to be with us. We can't take care of one thing and lose sight of the other, otherwise there may be conflicts between husband and wife.

Before coming home from the river, I said to Liu, "If you quarrel in the future, you'd better go back to my parents' house, so as not to accuse me of bullying you. "

Liu hugged me, kissed me gently on the forehead and said softly, "All right."

Haha, a sad atmosphere, because his "good" vanished.

In the later life, we will definitely quarrel, but I believe that under the leadership of Liu, he and I will grow up together and move towards happiness together.

-End-

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