The joke about begging the devil to kidnap the princess

One day the devil kidnapped the princess, and the princess kept screaming.

The devil: "You can break your throat by screaming... No one will come to save you..."

Princess: "Broken throat...broken throat..."

No one: "Princess...I'm here to save you..."

Devil King: " Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao will be here..."

Cao Cao: "Devil King...what did you ask me to do..."

Devil King: "Wow...I saw a ghost"

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Ghost: "Damn! I've been found..."

Damn: "Ghost, you can see me..."

Devil: "oh , my god!"

God: "Who called me?"

Who: "No one calls you..."

No one: " Where can I be? You’re just pretending!”

Who is pretending to be me?

Who: “Me again? Are you looking for trouble?”

Annoyed: "Which one is looking for me?"

Which one: "Looking for you? I'm not... Hey, there are so many people here."

Many people: "I I just arrived...who are you?"

Which one: "I am not who."

Who: "He is not me."

Princess: "Are you all here to save me?"

Everyone: "I'm not here to save you, I'm here to watch the excitement."

Excitement: "I have What’s good to see?”

God: “It’s none of my business, let’s go first.”

Devil: “You answer one question before you leave. Why are so many people saving the princess?” How can I continue to play the role of the devil?"

Go on: "If you don't want to be a good devil, why do you want to play me?"

Princess: "The devil If no one plays the role, I can leave."

No one: "If I play the role of the devil, how can I let you go..."

How could it be: "I am the one who plays the role. Don't let the princess go, I want to watch the excitement."

Excitement: "Watch what I do?"

What: "You actually want to "fuck" me? Rogue!"

You actually said: "How can I?"

Me: "What does it have to do with me?"

The Demon King: "Damn! I'm going crazy... .."

Fuck: "What are you calling me for!..."

Crazy: "What do you want me to do?"

You Want me: "I don't know anything!"

I don't know anything: "I don't know!"

I don't know: "I am here! Someone is here Did you call me?"

Someone said: "I didn't call you!"

I didn't: "Who called him?"

Who: " It's unfair...I didn't..."

I didn't: "I didn't accuse you wrongly..."

You: "I'm sorry you don't dare either.

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Forgive you: "Who said I dare not!?"

Who: "Please...I didn't say anything"

Me Nothing: "What do you want me to say?"

I have nothing: "...you...aren't you my long-lost brother?"

My long-lost brother: "Kao... Even if my name is so long... I will be called too

Ah..."

Who: ".. .I want to leave this place of right and wrong as soon as possible."

Right and wrong: "So this is my territory..."

I don't care about anything amp; no: "Don't make any noise We are talking..."

Don't bother us: "I am not talking..."

I am not: "I am not talking!... "

I don't have anything: "-_-\\"...Let's go...let's go outside and talk..."

Go: "I'm sorry. ...(twisting)"

I have nothing: "None of your business...flash..." (The two brothers walked out angrily)

Close What the hell: "Ugh...why did you drive me away..."

Why: "I didn't drive you away...be good...don't cry"

I didn't: "Oh... it's none of my business again"

It's none of my business: "What? Is someone calling me?"

Someone: "Who wants to call me?" You..."

Who: "I really have to leave...t.t"

Leave: "I'm really embarrassed...*v.v*" (\\"Who\\" fell to the ground)

It's none of your business: "...Aren't you my cousin?"

It's none of my business: ".. .Cousin...Long time no see..."

Long time: "I'm not here..."

Devil King: "Are you finished?"

Endless: "He doesn't have me"

You: "I don't have him"

I: "Who said that?"

Who: "What do you want me to do?"

Who: "You actually want to fuck me?"

You: "I won't fuck him"

I said: "Who said I can't do it?"

Who said: "That's unfair! I didn't say..."

Said: "Why do you call me?"

You two: "You two are so shameless!"

You two: "I want it! I want it!"

Face: "Who wants me?"

Who: "I don't want it"

The Demon King: "Hurry up, I'm going to chase you away"

Who: "Drow me out? Find me"

K: "Who is looking for me?"

Who: "aaaaaaa! Don't mention my name, I will kill him if you mention it again!"

Him: "Don't kill me Me"

Me: "Who wants to kill me? "

Who: "Finally let me catch one, kill him..."

One: "Don't catch me"

Me: "I've had enough. Whoever mentions my name again, I will never let you go!"

Who: "Look at my Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms!"

Me : "Look at my Nine Yin White Bone Claws!"

Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms: "What's good about me?"

Nine Yin White Bone Claws: "What's good about me ?”

What’s cool: “Brother, I finally found you!”

What’s cool: “Brother, let’s go out and chat.”

Demon King: "Damn...this is a marriage recognition meeting..."

From then on, the Demon King really suffered from schizophrenia...