I want a joke between the lines.

Lin Wan is one of the few new teachers in the school. If you add two conditions, male and single, he is the only teacher in the school 100. Coupled with his 30-year-old age and height of 1 m 75, he immediately became the target of single female teachers in the school. None of the microcomputer teachers as young as 22 years old and the English "foreign teachers" as old as 35 years old are attracted by Xiao Wan, some are "unattractive food", some are "living in the village", some are "not gentle enough", some are "like a semi-old Xu Niang", some are "contract teachers" and some are "poor manners" and are "section chiefs". From the perspective of height, appearance and work, Lao Yu thinks that Lin Wan is a match made in heaven, but he still feels that he can't afford to offend many single female teachers in the school. Now the repeated attacks on Lin Wan at school have finally come to an end. He found Lin Wan and spoke his mind. After meeting, Lao Yu chatted with his niece first, and then went to Lin Wan's dormitory: "I have introduced you to your family. What do you think? Tell me about it! " "The head is really good, the family is not difficult, and the hospital work is good, just ..." "Don't be embarrassed, just say what you have!" "He has a big temper, right? Talking is like crossing me! " "Really horizontal?" "I said it seems!" "Then you won't?" "Throw it away!" An anger came up, and Lao Yu just held back his smile: "Hey! All right! At your age, you can pull it out again and pull it out later. Didn't you say your father was going abroad for you? Stretch it a little longer and let it go, and you'll get a Japanese! The Japanese will suit you very well! " After Lao Yu left, Lin Wan also gloated: "Ha! Japanese! This is not impossible! One day ... me? ... long ... so, it's been a long time ... "Lin Wan suddenly felt something was wrong and stood up and said bitterly," This bad old man! "

Joke analysis: On the surface, Lao Yu said that you can lengthen the time a little, pull it back and marry a Japanese woman. The implication is that you can stretch your genitals a little longer and then pull them back, so you can be yourself!

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