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Why did Wendi's mother remarry? Why is the fortune teller so accurate in her divination?
Ji Bo's ex-husbands were Wei Bao and Wang Wei (Wei State in the Qin Dynasty), and later remarried with Emperor Gaozu Liu Bang, giving birth to Liu Heng.
Ji Bo married Wei Bao, why did he later marry Liu Bang? This matter has to start with Ji Bo's physiognomy written by Xu Fu, the first female physiognomist in the Han Dynasty. Xu Fu was a famous female physiognomist in the early years of the Western Han Dynasty. She once visited Zhou Yafu, then the satrap of Hanoi County. It is said that he will be made a marquis in three years, he will appear in the picture in eight years, but he will starve to death in nine years.
Zhou Yafu felt that Xu Fu was unreasonable and said, "Since I can enter the phase, how can I starve to death?"
Chui fook pointed to Zhou Yafu's mouth and said, "There is a horizontal stripe next to your mouth. This is a hungry face. " As a result, Zhou Yafu's final outcome was indeed a hunger strike and he died in prison, which shows that Xu deserved it.
It is said that the mother Ao is the daughter of the imperial clan of Wei. She has heard about Xu's name for a long time, so she took her 14-year-old daughter to see a photo.
At that time, Xu Fu was telling fortune for the newspaper. Wei Wei took it to Xu negative. Chui fook looked around Ji Bo, and then said to Vivian with certainty, "Congratulations on having a good daughter. Your daughter will be the son of heaven in the future. "
Wei was nearby at that time. As soon as he heard that the girl had the destiny of the son of heaven, he thought that I married her and I was the emperor, didn't he?
Wei He is a distant relative. Wang Wei wanted to ask for relatives, so he hit it off. On this auspicious day, Wei held a luxurious wedding and became Wei's wife.
(Liu Bang)
"Since I can be an emperor, I will be independent and not mix with Liu Bang." Before, Wei took refuge in Liu Bang. In order to become emperor, Wei stood on his own feet.
He doesn't want to go it alone. In a rage, he went out to destroy Wei, and the leopard gall of Wei was cut, captured by Liu Bang and put into the harem as a slave.
At this point, everyone may be a little disappointed with Xu's negativity. Why not this time? People agreed that Ji Bo would have a son of heaven, but now he is a prisoner and her husband has been killed. Who will have a son of heaven with Ji Bo?
Don't worry, it's not that Xu is wrong. It turns out that Wei is not the real dragon emperor. Who is the real dragon emperor? We continue to look down.
Ji Bo works as a maid in the laundry room of the palace. She is in pain every day.
(Ji Bo)
One day, Liu Bang's two favorite concubines were chatting happily, just as Liu Bang strolled over and asked, "What jokes are you talking about so happily?"
It turns out that these two concubines and Ji Bo have been best friends since childhood. They talked about the vows of the previous three young sisters: "Don't forget each other." Now that I think about fate, it is really a scam. Ji Bo used to be a princess, but now she has become a servant, which is sad, sad and ridiculous.
At this moment, Gibson came out with a birdbath. Seeing that she was plain but born with beauty, Liu Bang felt a good feeling in his heart, so he stopped and took her into the palace.
Ji Bo knew exactly what Liu Bang wanted to do. She said shyly, "Your Majesty, last night I dreamed that the black dragon was lurking in my stomach." . Liu Bang said that this is a good omen for dignitaries, and I will let this good thing come true for you at once, so Liu Bang is Ji Bo's luck.
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