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A joke about love poems. Love poems.
Marriage and stock trading do have many similarities:
Just talking about friends is called "opening up the market"
Engagement is called "entering the market";
Marriage is called "transaction";
The first marriage is called "original stock";
Divorce after marriage, the other party gets a large sum of money, which is called "cutting meat";
After marriage, the relationship between the two sides is not harmonious, which is called "stepping on the air";
Marriage is dull, and it is helpless to make do with it. This is called "locking up";
This kind of marriage, after much thought, finally left, called "solution";
Married for three to five years, the feelings are good and bad, called "box finishing";
The complete breakdown of marriage is irreversible, which is called "collapse";
It is interesting and vivid to use stock market terms to compare the situation of marriage and love:
When you are in love, you are often very picky, choosing objects such as "stock picking";
This time is the most challenging time for people. If they choose "growth" of "dark horse" stocks, they can "make money" and "get rich" steadily.
If you accidentally choose "junk stocks", you will be "trapped";
Lovers might as well learn classics and treat their love and marriage with the vision of "development" and the boldness of vision of "Changhong", and your life may have a better "return".
Fellini - Satyricon
Love is a myth that permeates every corner of the air.
I was immersed in it, but I never lost it.
I, walk on by, saw your deep feeling eyes flashing with drunken confusion.
I approached quietly, afraid to make any noise, for fear that my carelessness would upset you, but you didn't remember me.
The shadow was dragged into my sight, and I was alone in the shadow with the confused light;
For a long time, I looked back,
Your shadow really surprised me. I don't know what to say at once. Affectionate and self-concerned, love is like a song.
The wind blows gently, and your Liu Haier floats brilliantly and gently.
I hope you don't ignore me, because I haven't expressed my feelings yet.
If I can be with you, it is God's happiness!
Let go of all my unhappiness and accompany you to find the Happy Express.
I am not tired or bitter, but I think your happiness is my infinite happiness.
Because love is mutual.
The night will soon pass and the sun will soon rise.
At that time, everything will be as beautiful as in a dream.
I hold your hand and walk with you, talking and laughing so gently.
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