Summary of funny short messages during the Spring Festival

1. Not long ago, when I came home by train on holiday, everyone in the train was crowded, and I managed to find a place at the door of the toilet. At this time, an old man stumbled over to go to the toilet and patted me on the shoulder and said, "Excuse me, master". I thought to myself, as for calling me master, I was about to get angry, but I thought about it and immediately said, "Bajie, go in."

2. During the summer vacation, I passed a clothing store, which read "porridge grams (go), clearance sale". I revisited here tonight, and found that it has become a porridge shop.

3. The most embarrassing thing in the Spring Festival is that someone sends a message: Happy New Year! And you're staring at this strange number. But afraid to ask: Who are you?

4. I lost money playing mahjong every day during the Chinese New Year. Yesterday, I went to my classmate's house to play mahjong, and the machine broke down for a while. I just lost at that time, so I wanted to take the opportunity to run away. But my classmate won and didn't want me to leave, so he told me that he could fix it. I saw him staring at mahjong machine and saying, if you don't move, I will cut you down as firewood. As a result, the machine is fine, and I am tragic. Generally, when I receive a text message from a friend, I will say, Thank you, I wish all my wishes come true in the new year, and I will be happy every day. Later, when I read the chat records, I suddenly found that many of them were sent by me. Thank you, I wish all my wishes come true in the new year and start school every day. . . School starts. . . Learn. . .

6. The classmate said that one of her classmates' uncles has three sons, who are from the countryside. Isn't the name more similar? There is a word "Li", like a name like Wenli. The point is, my father's surname is Zhou, and my boss's name is Prime Minister ... It's absolutely true.