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Voice-over: At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, there were three points in the world. Zhuge Liang led the army out of Qishan to seize the Central Plains. Sima yi took advantage of the situation, occupied the street kiosks and seized Liucheng, which was overwhelming. Sima Yi led the army to attack Xicheng, and Zhuge Liang was even better, creating an eternal story of an empty city plan.

Li Yugang: (playing the piano, stopping, and suddenly it rings again) Alas, alas (strumming).

Reporter: Report!

Li Yugang: Go ahead.

Reporter: Report to the Prime Minister that the street pavilion has fallen.

Li Yugang: What about General Masu?

Announcer: General Ma Su was riding a horse to practice equestrian, and the horse hit a tree.

Li Yugang: Well, why not throw him to death? What should I do?

Reporter: Report!

Li Yugang: Go ahead.

Messenger: Sima Dajun, who traveled long distances on a starry night, cut off our grain route and headed straight for Liucheng. Report!

Li Yugang: Go ahead.

Messenger: After the fall of Liucheng, Sima Yi came to Xicheng with an army of150,000, threatening to capture the Prime Minister alive, dismember his body and hang his head on the tower.

Li Yugang: How presumptuous! How dare you say anything? Did you say which tower to hang my head on?

Reporter: Not really.

Li Yugang: No.

Servant: Report!

Li Yugang: Can you eat it all?

Messenger: I didn't say it this time.

Servant: report it, report it, I can't hold it any longer. Premier, this is the broom you asked me to buy. I bought it back. Take a look.

Li Yugang: Can we have a long snack? Sima Yi's army is going to Enemy at the Gates soon. You still want me to see your broken broom, right? How many soldiers and horses are there in the city?

Messenger: Old, weak and disabled soldiers, less than 2,000.

Li Yugang: How much food is there?

Messenger: All the food and grass have been transferred, and there is no food and grass in the city. Prime Minister, what should we do?

Li Yugang: I have a plan to retreat from the enemy. I'll go there tomorrow and arrange 500 archers for me. As soon as Sima Yi arrives, I will shoot at random. Stand down.

Reporter: Yes.

Servant: Prime Minister, what do you think I can do?

Li Yugang: What is your ideal?

Servant: Ideal, the Prime Minister is my idol. I wanted to be a prime minister since I was a child.

Li Yugang: OK, take off your clothes.

Servant: I can't take it off. I want to be prime minister, but I don't want to be his wife.

Li Yugang: Stop procrastinating. I can't wait. Take it off quickly.

Servant: Prime Minister, the enemy is at hand. If the enemy sees this, will he laugh at us?