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Is it true that you can’t spit out a light bulb after eating it?

In the UK, there is a warning on the light bulb packaging box: do not put that object into your mouth, which means do not put the light bulb into your mouth. In India, this is also written in primary school textbooks. Because once the light bulb is put in the mouth, it cannot be taken out no matter what.

There was a gentleman who simply did not believe this. Based on his bold hypothesis, he carefully verified it and decided to confirm it. At home, he slowly puts a 60-watt light bulb into his mouth. In less than a second, the bulb slid inside. But when he was about to take out the light bulb again, an accident happened. He first gently pulled the light bulb, and it came out a little. Then he tried harder, but he couldn't "pull" it out. He opened his mouth wider... wider... until his mouth couldn't be any wider, and then "pulled" harder... Oh my God! Really stuck! He held a light bulb in his mouth, but he was afraid of accidentally breaking it with his teeth while holding the light bulb in place. He puffed up his cheeks to find cooking oil, used his fingers to open a slit and filled his mouth with oil, but the light bulb was still there firmly. In the mouth. The mouth, which had been stretched wide by the light bulb for a long time, was already sore and unbearable. Helpless, he had to take a taxi to the hospital. Being laughed at on the road, in the car, and in the hospital. Finally, the doctor stuffed his mouth with cotton wool, then gently broke the light bulb, and then took out the pieces piece by piece, ending the "experiment". The gentleman said he would never do such a stupid thing again in his life.

The embarrassment of importing light bulbs reminds me of a joke about a head stuck in a bowl. In the late 1980s, a colleague bought a large enamel toilet bowl from the mall. It's the same thing as a spittoon, but larger than a spittoon and used as a toilet bowl. It happened to be raining on the way home. He had an idea and put the toilet bowl on his head as a hat. To prevent it from slipping, he buckled it hard. Unexpectedly, this button caused big trouble. Because my hair was wet and slippery, the toilet bowl slid into my head smoothly. When he tried to "pull it out", he couldn't do anything no matter how hard he tried. He couldn't see in the spittoon, and his voice changed the tone of his voice. Some people thought he was joking and attracted some onlookers. Fortunately, there were still some gaps in his neck, which did not affect his breathing, otherwise the consequences would be unimaginable.

Half an hour later, an acquaintance finally recognized his voice. So, I wanted to help him take out the toilet bowl from the outside. But as soon as he exerted force, Zhou was in excruciating pain. I had no choice but to lead him to a nearby construction site. Use large scissors for cutting steel bars to cut a slit from behind Zhou's head along the edge of the toilet bowl, and then use wire cutters to slowly "tear" it to both sides. The cracked enamel continued to crack piece by piece, and Zhou endured unprecedented "torture" inside. After more than an hour of hard work, the toilet bowl was finally taken out of the head. Zhou breathed a long sigh of relief. Of course, the toilet bowl he just bought was also "reimbursed."

What happened to Zhou is actually very simple. The human head is larger at the top and smaller at the bottom. In addition, the nose, cheekbones, ears and other parts can play a "locking" role. Of course, it is easier to "get in" than to "get out". There are many things in life that you cannot "try". You must think about the consequences of everything.