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Once upon a time there was a place called "Die Club"

Volume 1 "Die club"

The beginning of Chapter 1

Believe me, the cruelty of reality is always better than the reality of dreams

If you don't want to wake up, I won't pay attention to you

"Dingling Bells" is filled with cypress trees The fragrant old wooden door is opened at a fixed angle, and people who come in always come in with curiosity to look at the things inside.

"DIE CLUB" is the only known name of this store. It is hidden in a secret alley with no correct business hours and no obvious signboard.

The only thing that can be known is a small triangular sign placed next to the old wooden door.

Because it is not like an ordinary coffee shop, I have no idea what kind of business "DIE CLUB" is doing. Of course, with this inconspicuous decoration and inconspicuous area, I know that "DIE CLUB" There are not as many CLUBs as expected.

Although this was indeed the case a few years ago, but perhaps it was also because of some accidental promotion, the reputation spread like locusts passing by.

Even though most of the people who come here are purely for Rina’s handsome face.

The "Dingling" door opened again, and what came in was just like his hair, as bright and eye-catching as his hair.

With a seemingly relaxed smile, he walked leisurely to the bar at the back of the store.

"Welcome." Standing at the bar was a man wearing a waiter's uniform. He was facing away from the man walking towards him, but it was as if he had already known it, and his voice Be gentle. "It seems like you're having a good day today? Your smile looks like those dirty old men out there."

Deliberately ignoring the waiter's sentence, he moved the fiery red bangs in front of his forehead, rested his chin, and spoke softly. said. "At least I have physical strength. If I don't make good use of it, I'll be sorry for those lonely lambs."

The waiter turned around, but the smile on his face did not change due to the red-haired man's sarcasm. "That's really bad. The recent infectious disease seems to have come from your lower half?" He mixed a glass of martini and placed it in front of his eyes.

Have a drink. "Do you have to wear that unsightly uniform every day?"

The waiter smiled. "This makes me look younger, don't you think?" He adjusted the red tie on his collar. "What's more, it seems that we can attract more customers this way. Compared with the previous miserable situation, we really need some extra income."

"For a boss behind the scenes, what you said It seems a little unrealistic." Shaking the ice cubes in the glass, Zi sighed to the waiter.

"If reality can be so easy, then we don't need to exist anymore, right, 'Master'?" He looked into his eyes, and his half-smiling expression was very much like gossiping.

"Well..." Zi, who was called "Master", drawled his tone. "Maybe we are just the same, 'Warriors'."

The two of them smiled at the same time, and the smiles on their handsome faces attracted all the attention.

The door opened again, and the woman who came in was all wrapped in tight black leather. Her skin was as pale as if there was no fluid flowing. Her slender body was accompanied by high-heeled black riding boots and she walked into the store. Her face was cold. Just like the cold wind in winter, I can't help but shiver.

"It seems that something is wrong." The "Warrior" smiled when the woman came to the bar. "'Judgment', it seems that there are not many things that can make you unhappy?"

The woman sat on a chair in front of the bar and spoke in a toneless voice, "Nothing."

Dimly The woman's expression couldn't be seen clearly under the light, but listening to the change in her voice, I guess I could tell what she was thinking at the moment.

Never provoke a depressed woman, unless you don’t want your life anymore.

"By the way, why haven't the [Shield] and [Sword] arrived yet? Are you forgetting yourself in playing again?" The "Warrior" wiped the crystal glass while looking towards the door. .

"You know how children are, they will never give up until the toys are completely destroyed." The "Shi" rubbed his hands, as if a father felt quite helpless over the child's troubles.

"I think I will probably bring something for you." "Judgement" said, picking up the fishy Mary that the "Warrior" prepared for her, and drank it without any hesitation.

The bitter, sour and spicy taste is just like the world, mixed with various flavors.

The "Warrior" frowned in a rare way. "I think it is necessary to tell them. After all, they come back dirty every time, and the cleaning fee is quite high."

"I only know that they blew a heart like a ball, but If you can’t blow it, you’ll get a lot of dirt on your private parts, which is quite difficult to wipe off.” The ‘Master’ seemed a little unable to bear the behavior of Zhong’s ‘Shield’ and ‘Sword’, but the words Zhong said were so terrifying that it made people tremble.

It was already approaching dusk outside, and the people in the store were gradually leaving. The dim lights seemed deserted and lonely at this moment.

"Here we come." "Judgement" said softly, and at the same time there were footsteps pattering outside the door. It sounded like two people were running over with excited hearts.

As the door opened, the harsh doorbell seemed to be unable to cover up the childish voice: "We are back!"

"Welcome back." "Warrior" smiled, He didn't question the two children with strange stains in front of them.

"Object!" One of the twins held up a bone-like object in his hand and waved it.

"Judgment" was the first to take the so-called object from the twins' hands, and took a towel to wipe the mud from the twins' faces. "Playing like a ball again?"

The twins smiled innocently and did not answer the question directly.

"What is this? Are you going to grab bones from dogs?" "Shi" looked at the bones on the bar and asked with a smile.

"No! That's right!" One of the twins on the left muttered dissatisfiedly as he refuted the "teacher's" words.

"'Shield', you know 'Master' did it on purpose." 'Warrior' turned around and put the glass in the cupboard, with a helpless smile in his words.

"'Teacher', please help close the store."

Hearing this, the 'Teacher' just raised his eyebrows, and shot out a silver light with his left hand in a perfect arc, accurately. In the keyhole, with a click, "DIE CLUB" officially ended its business during the day.

Upon closer inspection, there was actually a tiny silver needle in the keyhole!

"You can close it with your hands, but you can't help me with free acupuncture." The "Warrior" sighed again and went to confirm the door lock resignedly.

This is sandalwood that has been waiting for. He will feel bad if it is worn out...

After taking the silver needle that the twins came back with help, the "Master" looked at it carefully. Defects of needle placement. "It's still a little too blunt..."

"Length 4.5, width 0.02" "Judgment" looked at the silver needle in the hand of "Master" with its beautiful eyes that seemed to capture the soul and said slowly: " After the improvement, the resistance to wind speed is close to 95%."

"Although I am still a little dissatisfied, it is just barely." The "Master" nodded, put the silver needle into his arms, and then acted like a They were having fun with the twins as if nothing had happened.

The "Warrior" walked out of a secret door at this time. His waiter uniform had long been changed into a black outfit, and his eyes were tied with a piece of black velvet. The strange thing was that he still looked like an ordinary person. As soon as he walked into the bar, his fingers were wandering among the glass cabinets. When he touched a glass with strange words engraved on it, the "Warrior" turned the glass in a counterclockwise manner. The tables and chairs suddenly moved quickly to the middle area, like a magnet being attracted by a strong force.

The walls on both sides also began to slide down, revealing a hard wall glowing with silver, which was covered with precision instruments one after another. The floor in the middle began to climb down, and the corners on both sides Each stretched out an iron plate for standing on.

"Mission! Mission!" The twins yelled happily, running to the huge screen placed on the wall together, watching the data appear one after another, their smiles as bright as light.

"Master" and "Judge" walked to the screen first, followed by "Warrior".

After watching for a while, "Judgment" opened: "The current case completion is 86%, but if you add the completion of today's master, me and the sword and shield..." While speaking, , Judgment's hand has moved quickly on the keyboard, and the data on the screen has also changed accordingly. "The modification is 95% complete, and the warrior does not have CASE today, so another 1.8% will be deducted." The slender fingertips "click" , "click" on the keyboard, like playing a piece of music.

"Are you normal? No CASE is looking for you?" The master looked at the warrior with strange eyes. Is the world coming to an end?

"It's not impossible, but I don't want to accept it." The warrior said calmly: "Rather than being stuck with a difficult case, it's better to 'reject' her directly."

Except In addition to the sword and shield, the master and the judge each exchanged understanding looks

Although Ping Wushu's temper is indeed said to be amiable, he will not take action when it is time to do it. Look at what he did just now Come and see, I'm afraid that CASE is inevitable.

"I want to see the mission! I want to see it!" Sword and Shield pulled the hem of Judgment's clothes and shouted displeased.

The master picked them up and put them on their shoulders: "Okay, okay, don't I have to show you this?"

When the master finished speaking, the warrior The judge had already typed on the keyboard, and lines of red text suddenly appeared on the computer screen. The unit of amount was in the front, and a sentence of explanatory text was added at the back.

At this time, a box for entering the password appeared on the screen again, "If you want to watch the task, please enter the identification code... Repeat... If you want to watch the task, please enter the code." 』

The warrior began to move his fingers again, as if he could still see through his blinded eyes.

"I'm afraid no one would believe that the store manager of 'DIE CLUB' could be blind, right?" The teacher chuckled.

The warrior also smiled: "No one will look at the inside. They usually use appearance as the basis for identification. For example, who knows where you will go to find a bunch of free girls to deal with you today? Are you hungry?"

"Don't call me like a demon. They came here by themselves. As the saying goes, "If you don't eat, you don't eat." Isn't it?" The master held the shield and sword on his shoulders. He came down to prevent them from shouting "wolf" and "devil" again, while still hitting him.

The brain is what he uses to "comfort" those hungry girls who want to swallow him!

"The list is out." Judgment said, looking at the screen.

With the numbers arranged on the screen, the atmosphere surrounding the crowd suddenly became as dull and cold as ice. Even the teacher's watch was replaced by coldness. What remained unchanged was the shield. The hilarity of swords.

Die Club, waiting for your commission.

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