Funny jokes about moving bricks

1. When you are young, you work hard to move bricks so that you can grow old gracefully!

2. After having a fight with that scumbag Li tonight, I went out to eat snail pot with my friends. What a sin. Although there are people chasing me now, I still have to continue to lose weight in order to meet him. Better man. Tomorrow we have to move bricks again. But still very full.

3. In my view of love, I want both companionship and bread. I remember there was a saying: If you want a thirty-year-old man who lifts bricks to have his hands free to hug you, then don’t expect any bread.

4. It is not easy to move bricks and make money, but it is the last word to study hard. I am from a rural area. I am the most humorous joker in the village. People in the village call me the village grass. I used to feel that I had no money. I am not worthy of you. Now that the crops have been harvested, I plan to marry you. The day I fell in love with you was like the wind blowing across the fields. You are my first love, not in the corn field but in the wheat field. I know you will see it, because many brothers will like it for me!

6. Stop posting here! Posts without any quality are just too cool! The foreman asked you to go back and move bricks quickly, otherwise Go back and break your legs. You are still posting in the Internet cafe, and your woman ran away with Wang Mazi from Lincun!! Post, I finally found you two. It turns out that you are bragging here. The foreman asked me to tell you that there are 5 trucks of bricks to be unloaded tomorrow. If you don’t come, the foreman will ask you to pay your salary and leave

8. You are here again. The foreman said that if you don’t go back to move bricks for the New Year, you won’t be paid. Don’t say I didn’t remind you. You can take care of yourself. Oh, I forgot to tell you that the Widow Wang you like is married to Li Mazi from the next village. She asked me to tell you to stop pestering her.

9. Stop visiting Tieba. The foreman asked me to inform you to work overtime today. It was decided on a temporary basis, and the superiors were pressing hard to deliver the work ahead of schedule. The foreman said that we should work overtime even if it rains, otherwise we would not be able to eat and walk around.

10. Erdan, I finally found you, are you still in the mood to talk?! The foreman asked you to go back to the construction site to move bricks. If you don’t go back, I’ll give you a total of 30 yuan in the past few days. Don't even think about taking the salary. By the way, your father asked you to go back when you have time. The case of molesting a woman on the bus last time has been settled. Your father gave your car to the woman as hush money, so she agreed not to sue you. Neither does your father. It's easy, just go back and take a look when you have time. Also, Widow Wang from the next village asked me to tell you that she misses you very much and asked you when to marry her. She said that the wedding does not need to be grand and that you should be low-key and don't pretend. After all, second marriage is not easy. I brought it to you, you can figure it out on your own!

The above is the joke I selected for you about the foreman asking you to go back and move the bricks and the reply to the foreman asking me to go back and move the bricks. Yes. Don’t you express your admiration for the sense of humor of these “foremans” and “brick-moving workers”?