The shortest and coldest cold joke in history

The shortest and coldest cold joke in history

Every time I take an English test every month, the teacher will draw a dragon ball on my test paper. As long as I collect seven, I can ask my father to go to school once. . . Do you like such jokes? Below, I CJ compiled the shortest and coldest cold jokes in history for you, I hope you will like them! Welcome to refer to.

1. Every time I take an English test every month, the teacher will draw a dragon ball on my test paper. As long as I collect seven, I can ask my father to go to school once. . .

2. I bought a book, flipped through it and never read it again; The following references are just posturing; Go to the library to play mobile phone. Go home and pretend to study.

3. The teacher said today was the key point, and I scratched five pieces of paper with one stroke.

4. Liberal arts students create formulas, and science students rewrite history. -The invigilator's post-test speech

At school, you complained about the bad dormitory. But as soon as you graduate, you will find that there is no better place than dormitory. Rent 500 yuan for one year, water, electricity and heating are free, and there is no need to clean the toilet. There are three laundries nearby. 15 yuan can eat in the restaurant for one day. 1 can make copies for a penny. Living with my best friend, there are endless 20-year-old girls every day.

6. When you came back from the teacher's office dejectedly, what was the first thing you asked? What happened? My classmates don't really care about you, just want to gossip.

7. Xueba's family will generally tell Xueba never to get close to Xueba, while Xueba's family will generally tell Xueba to get close to Xueba. But the final result is generally that Xueba likes to play with scum, while scum is the opposite.

8. Who said that we only care about grades and don't know how to care about others? Because I was worried that he would catch cold in the mock exam a few days ago, I immediately woke up the invigilator!

9. Teaching is a highly praised profession. Because they scream before class every day? Hello, classmates? And then what? Would you please sit down? .

10, what are the similarities between Xueba and Yu Xue? I can't even get the learning progress award.

1 1. My mother came to my dormitory to chat with my roommate as soon as she was a freshman, saying that my daughter was lazy and might not get up in the morning. Then the girl in my upper bunk said, don't worry, aunt, I'm really good at calling the bed!

Then the whole dormitory was quiet.

12, it is also very hard for a roommate to chase the goddess. I have been writing love letters for more than two months, and such thick writing is dense.

Finally, one day, he summoned up the courage to confess to the goddess and sent out that super-thick love letter.

He came back crying that day.

We asked him: What's the matter? Rejected?

The buddy cried even more sadly and said, no, she tore up the love letter after reading the first page and called me a rogue. . .

13, my roommate borrowed money from a female classmate. Today, my roommate returned 100 lesbian theory in class. I forgot to give you money last night. ?

Then came a faint:? So cheap! ! ?

Then they chased him all day. . .

14, when I first went to college, I missed classes every day. One day, I went to class on a whim and happened to meet the teacher who called the roll. After all the roll calls, my name did not appear. I stood up in anger and questioned the teacher. Look down on people! Why don't you call me by my name! ?

My deskmate looked at me and pulled me and said, classmate, you may be in the wrong classroom! ?

15, I was unlucky these days, so I wore a bracelet. My roommate saw it and said, Yo, I bought it for ten dollars! ?

Me:? Get out! I personally climb Mount Tai to invite you! ?

Roommate:? how much is it?

Me:? Ten dollars. . . ?

16, my deskmate is so bored that I can't calm down in my seat for a while.

Helpless, I drew a 38th parallel on the table and said to him: Those who crossed the line are all mine. . .

As a result, he sat on my desk shamelessly.

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