Soldier joke

1, the soldiers went out for training. A recruit saw a uniformed man with six stars on his shoulder by the roadside. His heart was shocked by the six stars. He saluted and stood at attention to show his respect. The platoon leader ran over and slapped: a gift for your sister, that is property!

2. Friends go climbing together. When they reached the top of the mountain, a girl shouted to the beautiful mountains and rivers: "motherland!" My mother! " A boy who secretly loves her quickly shouted: "Motherland! My mother-in-law! "

3. Who is the woman who secretly loves Nezha? I don't know. Anything else? A: It's Faye Wong, because she sang in the legend: "When I miss you, you are making waves. . . "