What do you think is the funniest line in Stephen Chow's movie?

Tang Bohu clicks on Qiu Xiang’s plate-shaking words about his life experience

Here are all of Stephen Chow’s

"The King of Comedy":

You can call me a walk-on, but you can't call me a walk-on!

In fact, your grandma is the greatest person. She raised you so well. . . "

"Jianghu":

You don't listen when I say it, you don't understand when you listen, you don't do it when you understand, you don't do it when you do it, you don't admit it when you are wrong, and you don't change it when you admit it. , I don’t accept the change, and I won’t say anything if I don’t accept it, what should I do?

"Garfield":

I don’t watch TV every time I finish my meal. , sometimes I watch TV while eating. Some changes in my life will increase the fun.

From now on, I will no longer be greedy, but just love to eat.

Every day I will eat. Only eat four meals...breakfast, lunch, dinner and snacks

My weight is my own business

You think it is easy to sleep 18 times a day.

I’m not a big glutton, and I don’t eat everything. I’m just a performance artist (pointing to the food in front of me), and I’m finishing my work. >Life may have other meanings than eating and sleeping, but I think it would be better if it didn't happen

I would like mornings if they came later

Someone. Call it laziness, I call it deep thought

"国产 Zero Ling Qi"

"In ancient times, Guan Yun Chang concentrated on playing chess and scraping bones to cure poison. Now I, Linglingqi, concentrate on it. Watch a movie about digging out bones to get warheads. ”

Do you think I can’t find you if I hide? It’s useless! An outstanding man like you, no matter where he is, is like a firefly in the dark, so bright, so bright Outstanding. Your melancholy eyes, faint chirping, miraculous knife skills, and cup of dry martine all fascinated me. However, although this is so outstanding, there are rules, no matter what. Why do you have to pay for last night's stay? Don't you need to pay for it?

"The East is the West":

Tony Leung: Waiter, give me a sausage

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Waiter: Sir, aren't you eating?

Tony Leung: Damn, you can't pack it.

Policeman A: Did you call the police?

He Jinyin: (Nods) Yes.

Policeman A: (Looking)

He Jinyin? : Robbed.

What’s your name?

Policeman A: Where’s the ID card?

He Jinyin: Brother, where can I hide my ID card?

Police Officer A: Do you remember the person who robbed you?

He Jinyin: . . (Suddenly)

Police Officer A: I’m asking you if you remember the person who robbed you.

He Jinyin: (shaking his head). . Puzzled

Police B: He is asking you if you remember the person who robbed you!

He Jinyin: It doesn’t matter whether you remember it or not. In fact, I volunteered.

Police Officer A: Huh! Are you volunteering?

That’s right. I just passed by and a ragged man came over and said he had no clothes. I had nothing to wear and nothing to eat. I had a wife and children at home. As I was talking, I took off my clothes and asked if I would mind. I said I did, but it was a little bit.

You. It's so pitiful, it's up to you. I took off my underwear voluntarily. If I want to help others, I will help them to the end because I am afraid that others will think that I am an exhibitionist, so I called the police. Let's communicate first. Communicate.

Police A: .

clear! (Picks up the walkie-talkie) Call the main station. We found an exhibitionist on the street. He is suspected to be mildly mentally retarded and is interfering with work. Please send a car over immediately. . .

He Jinyin: Hello! Did you hear that clearly? Do you want me to repeat it? That man just now was so pitiful! ~

Police A: Let’s go, you retarded exhibitionist! It’s so pitiful to have people like you in this world!

"Shaolin Football":

I am not afraid to tell you that I have seen flying saucers since I was a kid, which is what the world calls UFOs. Do you understand UFOs? When I was 4 years old, I saw the legendary Loch Ness Monster, chatted with Bigfoot in the Himalayas, and guessed springs. In addition, I have been playing roller coasters every morning and evening since I was a kid. I also play the pirate ship in the morning, the roller coaster in the evening, and the pirate ship in the evening. I have tried it many times, I tell you.

"The Deer and the Cauldron: The Divine Dragon Sect":

Good deeds have good causes, evil deeds have bad retributions, the laws of nature are cyclical, and God is fair. I once caught the dragon rooster by mistake. Today, the emperor caught me. It is true. It is of educational significance to grasp. My admiration for the emperor is like the endless flow of the surging river, and like the overflowing of the Yellow River, which is out of control.

After beheading the chicken head, burning the yellow paper, and making an alliance with blood, Wei Xiaobao, you are my brother of the Heaven and Earth Society and will be temporarily incorporated into the Qingmu Hall. We have ten major rules, twenty major codes, thirty major commandments, and eighty minor commandments. If you violate any of them, even if you are my disciple, you will be stabbed to death ninety-nine and eighty-one times.

"Tang Bohu Spots the Fragrance of Autumn":

Madam, the villain originally lived on the edge of the city of Suzhou. He had a house and fields at home, and his life was full of joy. Who would have thought that Tang Bohu was so arrogant and merciless that he colluded with the officials to occupy my big house and seize my land. My grandfather fell out with him, but he beat him down with a stick. My grandma scolded him for deceiving good people, but he took him to the Tang Mansion and raped her a hundred times. Finally, she hanged herself from the beam and hated the world. He also drove my father and son out of their home and lived by the river. In order to support my father, I had to beg alone in front of the temple. Who would have thought that Tang Bohu, who was so insidious and knew this situation, actually sent people to plot against me and beat my father and son wildly in front of the market. The young man was strong and survived, but my poor old father died! This hatred is even harder to fill. In order to bury my father, I had no choice but to sell myself as a slave and make myself low. While working hard to make money, I also read books. I vowed to show my fame and kill my enemies with my strong will! From now on, Tang Yin's collection of poems will be with me, and I will remember that this hatred will not last forever! ! !

Xiaoqiang! Xiaoqiang, what's wrong with you, Xiaoqiang? Xiaoqiang, you can't die! You and I have been dependent on each other for so many years, and we have been teaching and raising you as if we were our own flesh and blood. I never expected that today, a white-haired person would give a black-haired person a gift!

"The God of Cookery":

The alkaline water surface has not been submerged in cold water, so the noodles are full of alkaline water flavor. The fish balls also don’t have a fishy taste, but in order to hide it, you specially added curry sauce and wanted to make it into curry fish balls. But this is too naive, because you don’t cook it for enough time, and the flavor of the curry is only on the surface and does not penetrate into the inside at all. When the fish balls are put into the soup, they will be diluted. A good curry fish ball will make you have neither fish flavor nor curry flavor. Fail! I haven’t picked the radish, there are too many tendons, it’s a failure! The pork skin was overcooked and there was no bite, so it was a failure! The pig's blood is so pulpy that it falls apart as soon as you pinch it. It's a failure within a failure! The worst part is the large intestine. It has not been cleaned at all and there is still a piece of shit. Did you make a mistake? Hey, there is shit. Hey, there is shit. Have you seen it? Hey, there is a piece of shit!

He is arrogant, but kind-hearted, he is low-key, but admired by thousands of people. He can use the fire given by God to mankind to perfection, and cook super dishes that can be called the art of fire. Is he the incarnation of a god? Or the messenger of hell? No one knows, but it is certain that everyone gives him a title - the God of Food!

"Unparalleled in the World":

Tony Leung: The distance between us at that time was seven meters and eight centimeters. In less than a quarter of an incense stick, I made a decision. I thought he had a good character and good skills, so I decided to introduce him to my sister.

Faye Wong: At that time, I was three meters and eight centimeters away from this person. In less than a quarter of a stick of incense, I made a decision. Since all my money was gone, that bastard was gone again. It was a treat, so I decided to sit down and eat his meal.

Innkeeper: I didn’t know how many centimeters away we were from them at that time. I made the decision without even lighting the incense: close the door as soon as possible.

Stephen Chow’s comedy series:

Actually, I am an actor. (Repeated again and again, it contains too many things: self-esteem, pursuit, persistence, ideals...)

The ball is not kicked like this! (I always want to say this to the Chinese team)

Why? I also want to know why! Why is my dad not Li Ka-shing?

Why am I so handsome but losing my hair, and you two are so ugly but you are not losing your hair?

─────── (Many people are asking: Why is my dad not Li Ka-shing?)

What is your mother’s surname? (Resulting in the life of a little demon)

Humans and goblins are both born from mothers. The difference is that humans are born from human mothers, and demons are born from demons...

So being a demon is like being a human being. You must have a kind heart. With a kind heart,

You are no longer a demon, but a human demon. (Theory of Shemale)

I am willing to die for you! (Ng Meng-tat’s oath of eternal love, it turns out that the oath can be sworn like this)

My ideal person is an unparalleled hero. One day he will come to marry me on the seven-color clouds.

I guessed right. , but I couldn’t guess the ending... (This is the most touching part, speechless)

Why are you talking so much? Fight! ! ! —

Gang leader, cut it off, it’s all burnt. . . .