If you praise a girl, you need 85 humorous sentences.

1, you filled my life with love and tears.

People in the upper class always like to do obscene things.

Don't say sorry to me, because we are all fine.

No matter this life or the next, all I want is you.

5. It turns out that waiting can be so beautiful because I love you.

6. Day and night can't stop our deep thoughts.

7. You always supported me when I was in the most difficult time.

8. May every meteor in the sky shine for you.

9. My motivation every day is to see you and talk to you.

10, I am a flower on the cliff, and no one sees me or praises me.

1 1. I can't think of any reason to keep me alive except loving you.

12, you are the first song in my heart, which always makes me thrilling.

13, add your heart to mine, even if it is painful, I am willing to taste it.

14, I wanted to let the paper plane take me into your heart, but it crashed halfway.

15, please stop dressing up and leave some confidence for other women.

16, after knowing you, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously.

17, I only hold your hand in this life, because you are enough in this life.

18. If a girl is beautiful, praise her: You are beautiful.

19, if one day I become a pervert, please don't forget that I am innocent.

20. If you have no characteristics, you can tell her that you can jump into the river.

2 1, I always miss you, although we can't have every minute together.

I want to sublimate a short poem about your love into a long life essay.

23. When I don't want to wake up, only my lonely figure is projected on the wall by the desk lamp.

24. Don't cheat others, because everyone you can cheat trusts you.

25. There is definitely no moon today, because the brilliance of the moon is hidden by you.

I thought I could be strong without you, and finally I knew I couldn't.

27. If you chase me naked for two kilometers, I will count myself as a hooligan.

28. After knowing you, I found that I can give so willingly.

I have surrendered to you unconditionally, so you can sign a love contract.

I don't believe in eternal love, because I will only love you more every day.

3 1, I think the most beautiful woman in the world is Venus, and then you!

32. How many children have been hurt by exams and how many honest children have learned to cheat.

33. Drink the wine of love you brewed. If you don't have a refill, you will be thirsty for life.

34. If a girl is not beautiful, praise her: You are elegant.

35. If I can change you and keep you in my sight all my life, I won't keep you.

Looking at your smile, I suddenly found that I am really the happiest person in the world.

37. Interpretation is cover-up, cover-up is dishonesty, and dishonesty is not cleaning up.

38. Missing is like a river, flowing to the sea and my heart.

39. I didn't know there was a feeling called attachment until I met you, and there was a feeling called * *.

40. After being with you for so long, I finally found that you look like a person.

4 1, eat wild vegetables at home when you have no money; If you have money, go to the hotel to eat wild vegetables.

42. I have seen the ugly, but I have never seen such an ugly one. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!

43. Don't meet again after today. I'm afraid of hitting you several times every day when I wake up.

Your words have been locked in my memory. You can keep the key for me all my life.

If possible, I would like to spend every minute of my life with you.

46. I really want to hold you from now on and hold you tightly until I come to God.

47. If a girl is not beautiful and has no temperament, praise her: you are cute.

48. We are like two parallel lines that can never intersect, and one day the parallel lines will bend.

49. Although I can't satisfy your greatest material life, I can satisfy you with my heart.

50. Do you know that I am lonely for you for a hundred years, and the love song for a thousand nights is only for you?

5 1, your hair is really beautiful, especially that smell makes me feel trance, which is your own taste.

52. How famous are you? You have made more than 100 movies, and now you are banned from broadcasting pornographic content.

53. No clothes fit better than your love, and no decoration is more charming than your love.

I have never praised anyone, but I want to tell you that there is no more beautiful girl in the world than you.

Sorry, I quot my phone number. Can I borrow yours? "

56. Your eyes are so sultry that I can't help kissing her. Don't move, you'll get me deeper and deeper.

57. I like your smile and look at you quietly. My sadness flew away like a cloud.

58. Can you stop looking at beautiful women and please don't appear in the street often? Otherwise traffic accidents will increase!

59. Only a woman like the lady who was ashamed to die and didn't let Zhaojun in the story of Diusim can serve as the only example of this truth.

I am the deep sea, and you are the dawn from the other side of the sea. Always light up my life.

6 1, I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people, one is very beautiful and the other is you.

62. The wheel of time can't erase my thoughts of you. Even if the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, your figure will remain in my heart forever.

63. The craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you. My greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life.

You are so warm that even the plastic in my underwear has been melted by you. "

Quot I hope you know about CPR, because you are too beautiful for me to breathe. "

There quot be something wrong with my eyes. I can't take my eyes off you. "

67. There are two kinds of girls who are the cutest in the world. One is beautiful. One is smart, and you are a smart and beautiful girl.

68. If a girl is not beautiful, has no temperament and is not cute, praise her: you are very distinctive.

Quot If I could rearrange English letters, I would put U and I together. "

70. If falling in love with you is a mistake, I firmly believe that it will be the most beautiful mistake in life, and I would rather be wrong all my life.

7 1, I didn't feel my existence until I met you, and I couldn't bear to leave you, even though you said so firmly.

72. My love is open for you, like white lightning breaking the sky; My love runs for you, like red blood filling my body.

73. If life is the greatest gift from God, then life without you is the greatest gift from God.

74. I am so lucky. Jia Baoyu is surrounded by beautiful women with fragrant flowers. I have a lovely girl with eyes like water apricots, not worse than him, haha.

75. I don't want to hurt you either. Go to the zoo to see if there is a job suitable for you. If you run in the street like this, you will be easily hit.

76. I just found out that the way to attract a man is to make him not get it; The way to attract a woman is just the opposite, that is, to satisfy her.

77. You are a bit like the moon and twinkling stars in the sky. Unfortunately, I'm not a poet. Otherwise, you will write 10,000 poems to describe your beauty.

78. quot I had a bad day. Seeing a beautiful girl smile will make me feel better. Can you smile for me? "

79. The way you smile is the most touching. Two thin lips are smiling, long eyes are smiling, and the two dimples on your cheek are also smiling.

80. In such a materialistic money society, it is undoubtedly the greatest luck in my life to see such a pure and lovely lady.

8 1, you skipped in. A red coat, tied tightly with a belt, looked so light and vigorous, just like a red cloud floating in the sky.

82. From a distance, I looked at your back. Your black hair tied behind your head with a big red ribbon is like a waterfall pouring down from a mountain stream at the foot of a quiet mountain.

Quot is raining heavily today. ""yes! " "That's because God is drooling over you. "

Your legs quot be very tired, aren't they? ""why? " "Because you have been running around in my mind all day. "

Miss quot, please give it back to me! ""what! " "My heart, you took it away with your eyes! "