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Is the bowl Fahai used to collect monsters also used to eat?
Reporter: "Mr. Fahai, do you also use the rice basin used by monsters to hold rice?" If so, you need to collect monsters while eating. Will the rice spill? Fahai: "This is a good question. The benefactor is very thoughtful. I encountered this problem the first time I caught a demon. That time, I went to a roadside stall and just got a bowl of vegetarian food. Then a resident came and said there was a fox demon next door. I hurried past while eating the bowl. I see that the fox demon has seven tails. I don't think this is a good idea. It's hard to go any further. I have to hurry to pick her up.
It turns out that the master taught me many ways to collect demons, but he didn't teach me where to collect them. I thought about it, and the men and women in the clothes are not close. It was an internship, and I was in a hurry. I immediately threw out my bowl to collect demons. Hey, when I think of the scene at that time, I feel, hey, yes, the demon is not bad, and I burned it to death by mala Tang.
For this reason, my demon license was almost revoked, and the master kicked me out of my original school in a rage. Finally, I don't know where to collect the demon. Later, to commemorate this experience, I made a lunch box to collect demons. In order to put an end to the last tragedy, I specially made it double-layered, something like this. "
"Usually give things on the top layer, the devil put down a layer. If you are not afraid of scalding monsters, monsters also have shit. Although those things can also increase the channels, they are not too much. . . Whoever likes to eat will eat. This thing also has one of the biggest benefits. The monsters under it also need to practice martial arts. Internal force can generate heat when practicing martial arts, so my vegetarian meal is usually warm, killing two birds with one stone. It also has to play the role of heat preservation, hehe. "
Reporter: "Hey, why do we usually see one floor, but there are no two?" Fahai: "Didn't I say that the demon collector is on the lower floor? Of course, the food on the upper floor must be taken down first. Other people's charity is just a bowl. I am a non-mainstream person who is afraid of jokes. I've never seen the double appearance he showed others. No wonder you don't know. "
Reporter: "Well, can you ask me a technical question? How can this lunch box attract demons? " Fahai: "Ah, this knowledge is really deep. Let me explain it to you in detail. Master actually taught me some physics. You see, if I concentrate my skills on the bottom of this bowl, this air pressure will work. . . . "bang! Due to the limited time of the program, the above is a report sent by a special correspondent.
Look, this is the demon collection, and life is correct.
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