Whose joke?

Xiao Qiang doesn't like school, so he often plays truant and goes online to see beautiful women. This morning, he went out with his schoolbag on his back and walked to school. He hasn't been to school for many days, so he decided to go to school first today, but he still hesitated. At this time, he passed a steamed stuffed bun shop and saw a cage of delicious steamed stuffed buns. Xiao Qiang had an idea. "If you can eat ten buns today, you must go to school." On the bus this morning, I saw a man take out his mobile phone from his bag to look at the time, and then said "Holy shit". I thought he was running out of time. I took a closer look, and it was my turn to say "holy shit". He has an air conditioner remote control in his hand. After the college reunion, KTV had a drink, and it was almost twelve o'clock in the evening before I knew it. My classmate Xiao Zhao said he would send me back. I said politely, no, I look safe. I thought he would say a joke, such as you are too beautiful, how can I rest assured. I didn't expect him to whisper that it's not night. I shouted, can I walk with a flashlight in my face?