Joke Collection Website - Joke collection - The first part is:' Sleeping in a thatched cottage with the door closed', and the second part is:' Lying on your feet and playing the flute', and the horizontal comment is' Willing to obey your destin
The first part is:' Sleeping in a thatched cottage with the door closed', and the second part is:' Lying on your feet and playing the flute', and the horizontal comment is' Willing to obey your destin
I told him that whoever I saw was hurting my ass, and the criticism would start tomorrow.
(Sleeping in a thatched cottage, playing characters with the door closed, and sleeping on a firewood couch, playing the flute and writing symbols
In this couplet, the image of a detached scholar is described. Although living in a thatched cottage and sleeping on a firewood couch, he is poor, and he still studies tirelessly and plays the flute at leisure. Ji Xiaolan wrote it, and everyone present here should try to spread it. But there are many people in the seat, so I can't pass it on at the moment. Just as the paper was held by an adult, Ji Xiaolan said, "Please read it for adults!" Adults often read aloud for everyone. As soon as the voice stopped, everyone in the seat burst into laughter and kept laughing. Originally, except for Ji Xiaolan and Liu Zhiyuan, who came from the north, all the others were southerners from Guangdong, Fujian and Zhejiang. When Ji Xiaolan saw that they spoke in a different tone from the northern dialect, he wrote this couplet as a joke. Adult Chang didn't know the secret. When he read this couplet in Minnan dialect, it was beyond recognition, but what everyone heard was:
"Who fucked my ass?" I told him to make it comfortable. "
Seeing everyone laughing so rudely, Mr. Chang was still wondering. When he recalled his voice and realized that Ji Xiaolan was deliberately taunting, he was caught by himself, and his face turned red and he was very embarrassed. Turn to see Ji Xiaolan, but he is sitting there, frowning at himself. Seeing his serious appearance, Chang's adult's resentment is inconvenient to attack, so he has to smile bitterly.
reply, put it away and reply to the 7th floor)-This was said by someone who found it online.
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